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go back cuckold faggot

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>>35412075
wacky edits, you say?

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>>35413009
Yes, my friend. I hunger for more.

No lts, it's drive. A deaf mute autist who can't connect with people

>>35412069
I second this. It's drive

>>35412069
>>35412094
I disagree fight club fits the board much better imo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKE3vAapGX

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>>35412040
>>35411992
Go get 'er OP

>>35411992
lies

there are no girls here

I have actual books but read manga on my tablet

Having the book by far. I hate reading books on a screen.

>>35411895
do you have any qt sneks

>>35411895
do snakes love?

>>35411895
I like sneks.

Kenshiro>>>>Guts

myself and my waifu who will not be disclosed

>>35411783
Alright if you want a quick fuck. Absolutely retarded if you're expecting anything actually serious.

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>>35411783
>that filthy mirror
R E D F L A G

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>>35411783
>women just go on there to boost their ego
I had this same problem until I started paying money. This seems to keep out the attention whores. I just got over a 16 month relationship I found on match. Broke my heart tho :(

Probably, fembots are all a bunch of fat sluts.

I'm a femboy and my butt does that

Moar liek this pl0x.

>tfw have to check butt after a fart to make sure nothing came out

The result of a healthy american diet, I presume?

Just go for a nightwalk.

Thats what I would do.

>>35411771
can't cause it would be rude to leave, also mom knows i don't want to be here but as is her birthday and i want to she pay for my college so I want to be good

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>>35411696
>accidentally ate coworkers anal beads

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weirdly enough i almost know that feel.

my mom showed me her ass last time i was visiting them and asked if i thought there was anything wrong with it. she's also often tried to catch me jerking off and once asked if i'd mind if she did porn.
mom/son is my biggest fetish ever but i've never felt sexually attracted to my own mom. feeling kinda conflicted sometimes t b h

>>35411805
Is she ugly? got any pics?

fag

faggity ultra fag faglord

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>>35411698
u mirin the alphaness cunt?

>hanging out with HAPA manlet friend
>he invites a cute redhead over who he is infatuated with
>start flirting with her while we're smoking pot
>got her number
>fucked her a few days later
I feel bad about this

>extremely hot Stacy starts working at my job
>all the other guys shower her with attention
>all I did was confidently introduce myself to her (very rare for me since I have autism)
>every guy I worked with asked her to hang out, she turned all of them down
>she asks the manager about me since I'm mysterious
>manager tells the stacy "he's trouble"
>the Stacy gets intrigued and asks me to hang out after work
>say sure, and 5 minutes into hanging out she starts kissing me
>ended up fucking her a week later
She was so far out of my league. I'm not even good looking.

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>>35411662
>Almond eyes

Will it ever be possible to satisfy women?

she's infront of her boyfriend, of course she's going to lie

they all love white guys, come on stop trippin

>>35411825

That ugly is a girl you fucking idiot. It's a group of 3 girls being interviewed by a lolita white girl.

don't worry, i thought it was a guy at first too

>>35411572
what do you do? I've always wanted to work from home. So you never have to come in at all?

>>35411586
Software development. A lot of companies let you work remote all the time, but mine only lets you do it sometimes if you have a legit reason.

>>35411636
So you legit just get to stay at home, away from everybody and just do your job and get paid? Do they put it directly on your card?

That's cool af.

>>35411516
>wat do?

Eat that pussy like groceries

*brushes your hairy roasty*

Go to town because that shit is my fetish and is incredibly hot.

I'll drown in that hairy ass. They're gonna need a search and rescue to pull me out of that.