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>starts becoming noticeably stupid
>same time starts socializing WAY better

is this how normans are?
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bump with retarded pepe
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bump with proof

DON'T GIVE UP ON ME THREAD
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THE HELL YOU WON'T

1 2 3

CLEAR

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ULTRA GIGA CHLOE IS HERE

WUT ARE U GONNA DO R9K?
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*theme to mortal kombat starts playing*

test your might..
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>>34033675
>>34033695

its time for a dance off, Ultra Giga Chloe.
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NANI?!
SHE'S FAST
yare yare daze, looks like I'll have to use my forbidden technique

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How does it feel knowing that no matter how much you try to improve yourself, you will never be attractive? That no matter how much you jog, lift, or exercise nobody will ever want you? I know that feel, and boy does it fucking hurt.
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>>34033659
Guy in pic related isn't ugly though, original
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i have some, but not as bad as that guy. Having acne from age 18-24 pretty much killed whatever confidence I had and made me into an antisocial hermit.
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>>34033951
I had acne age 10-22 because of very early puberty.

I feel you on the confidence thing, I couldnt look people in the eye until I was 19 years old. I'd also grow my hair long and keep it in my face. And because of this shit I never learned how to socialize and the rest is history.

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This all happened last year:

1. Went to brothel. Paid $250 to fuck some fat whore. She wouldn't have sex with me because of (closed) cuts on my legs, and would only offer me a shitty 45 minute protected blowjob.

2. Rode my bike for 30 minutes to go and visit an escort who I organized to meet with at a specific time. Got there at said specific time and the stupid Asian cunt told me to wait outside for half an hour as she was busy.

3. Went into liquor store to buy a drink as it was 40C outside and I was thirsty as all fuck. Bitch at the counter wouldn't let me buy a bottle of coke because I didn't have ID on me.

4. My bitch of a sister convinces me, in a drugged up state, to go to the ER as she thought I was going to die. After being mentally evaluated at the hospital, some incompetent faggot admits me to mental hospital. End up staying at the mental hospital for almost a month (even though I was not mentally ill) due to the incompetency of my treating doctor, who, you guessed it, was a female.

5. Whilst I was in the mental hospital, my cunt of a mother took all of my drugs from my apartment and disposed of them.

6. Get hit by car one week after leaving mental hospital. Who is driving? Some stupid cunt female. Have to spend 4 weeks walking on crutches.

7. During this time my bitch of a sister takes advantage of my disabled state by illegally entering my property whilst I was in hospital and taking away all of my drugs and flushing them down the toilet
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I hate women too, but you're a fucking degenerate m8.
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you cut like a bitch
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>>34033634
Kill them, kill them all.
Not original.

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Infer things about me based on pic related
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>>34033627
>female
>might have an eating disorder
>might be a drug user
>is spic'n'spanic or lives in a spic'n'spanic majority area
>isnt my gf (tfw no gf)
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>>34033651
I'm a dude, anon.
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you're a faggot

Original desu family baka

Remember femanon, when you get a robot bf NEVER touch his penis.
Instead train his butt.
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>>34033585
if I had a femanon who had money to buy me buttplugs I'd be trained all day every day

and to use them on me etc and whatnot.
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>>34033585
>tfw no virgin robot bf to share interests with
>tfw no chad lover to satisfy my sexual needs, thus keeping my robot bf a virgin

why even live? ;_;
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>>34033686
>tfw I would unironically be ok with this
>tfw no femanon master who feminizes me and trains me to be a fagpet

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Does anyone else really want a Latina gf?
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>>34033462
>Does anyone else really want a Latina gf?
Yes but im not even able to date them because they'd all rather date white guys instead of guys of their own race

>mfw whites can always fuck any other woman if women of their race don't want them
>but the rest of us get nothing
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>>34033483
Even though a lot of Latinas date white guys, I would say the majority date Latino guys.

And plenty of Latino guys fuck white girls so you can't really complain.
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>>34033491
Except I don't want to fuck or date white women. They're just too...different

>Even though a lot of Latinas date white guys, I would say the majority date Latino guys.
REE
WHERE IS MY SAME-RACE LATINA GF

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I live with my parents in an apartment. They leave pretty early don't usually come home till late (7-8pm) how do I get a dildo for anal use? I'd need a place to hide it too... Help pls.
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>>34033431
l now have a craving for gummy worms
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deliveries usually happen before 5/6pm

as for hiding it, obviously just keep it in your ass
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>>34033464
I need like an actual place to keep it lol. I'm afraid they'll find it no matter where it is :(

Describe to me your perfect suicide anon
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Suicide by cop in a busy mall
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Tassadar
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>>34033408
break my back sucking my own dick

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>Fuck a slut from a club
>Tells me after that she recently broke up with her 5'8 boyfriend
>Says me dick "is like twice as big"
>Mfw I just cucked some beta faggot who likely browses /r9k/

God damn I tell ya if you're not Chad you don't know how good life really is
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>>34033405
how big is ur penor tho
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I dislike women sufficiently that I don't even care. This has no meaning. If I want sex I can always buy it. Women are meaningless.
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> learn that the term cuck is trendy on the cool website you've just discovered, four chan
> don't know what it means, but i'll say it anyway, i want to fit in
> time to shitpost about some braindead shit i may or may not have actually done and fail to be funny

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WHY CANT I J U S T SAY HI TO HER
WHY CANT I TALK TO GIRLS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mfw too pussy to even say hello to oneitis
FUCK
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>>34033373
just kill her dude. Girls love that shit i swear
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>>34033387
NOT HELPFUL
OREEEEEEEEEEEGANO
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>>34033373
no one gives a fuck you failed normie cuck

this is a misogynist board

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If you had a girlfriend/wife would you rather she died loyal to you or that she stayed alive but cheated on you?
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>>34033305

cheated on me ofc
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>>34033305
h-how old is she?

i mean if shes 80 .. if we're both elderly i guess she might as well die loyal.
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Stayed loyal and died. I'm not a cuck.

Who been called ugly so many times now believe it
>constant fear of people frowning at my face so I hide it as well as I can
>cover my mouth alot because my lower jaw is recessed
>couldn't even try and get gf whenever around preety girls i cover my face in shame
real no gf feels
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>>34033230
People dont even bother to hide thier laughter at me anymore.Girls go out of thier to make sure i know than im ugly

I didnt choose to be ugly!Im contemplating letting it all go each day now i dont think i can take much more of this shit
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>>34033310
does it ever fucking end<
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>>34033230
If it's really bad you should consider surgery I guess.

I would totally do surgery but my main flaw is that i'm a manlet and there is no good surgery for that.

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Should I get a hair transplant if I have trypophobia?
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>>34033225
Well it does work, and only takes a few weeks to grow back....
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>>34033225
>trypophobia
ugh
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>>34033225
Why would you? You'd pull it all out.

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there was no steamfeels thread so i made one
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

>tfw no tomoko gf(male)


sad desu
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy/
looking for people to play dota with !
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>many friends online at once
>nobody wants to play

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