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>letting yourself be the last one

Why

w-what do you want from me?!
how's this not original

>>35007621
>"i..I well t-today i-im doing about *farts*.i-i need to leave"

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I don't follow an "ideology" as such, for I find ideology to be far too limiting and restrictive.

I believe I possess a bit of both:
Personal improvement is important to me, but I also believe in doing so to further your community and society. I believe that materialism and consumerism are ultimately harmful, but I respect property rights.

Ideas of self-respect and improvement for society and be learned, I believe, from both. I just don't think we should have "one glorious leader" to do it all- that it has to be done through personal will and (again) self-improvement.

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>>35007609
The best of both. National Bolshevism.

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>>35007609
>In a clash of...
VIOLENCE IS FOR NORMIES
YOU CAN NOT BE A ROBOT UNLESS YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE PACIFIST WHO WOULD NOT HARM A FLY
THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY

>>35007528
I do think the toxic environment of /r9k/ makes everything even worse but this is all I have. I have no friends no desire to do anything no anything really.

>>35007528
Well it turned me from a complete libcuck into the ultimate alt-righter so I'd say the effects aren't all bad

>>35007573
Both political extremes are complete cancer.

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>>35007517
>Dividing a number by a fraction is the same as multiplying it by its reciprocal

If you have a 1/20 probability of something, what's the probability of happening at least once in 20? 63%
And 1/100, in 100? 63%

I now know that

>>35007560
Where does that number come from?

>>35007499
I don't even want to have sex

I want to clean and sniff a girl's hairy, stinky, sweaty armpits. That's all.

>>35007499

Depends how slutty she is but she'll find it weird regardless

>>35007499
If you're really into it she'll probably get into it

>>35007476
We don't belong here. We never did and you finnaly realised that

>>35007476

You need to get the fuck out of that paradigm. Death is pretty insignificant in the scheme of things.

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>>35007502
Yea but for all present logic we are here.
Forget about why, or if we should or shouldnt be for a second.

When I was younger I only used to worry about "how" I went.
I cared less about after.

Now the decay and shame of living has tainted the purity of my curiosity.

I worry about my corpse.
I worry About the "i can see, but i cannot move" dead.
My despair from bordom is beginning to overtake the explorer like wonder I once had.

>>35007403
Only if they belong to my caste ie my race,I don't want a degenerate sub human,trust me there are many beta races in my country.

I love my children so much I'm going to spare them the burden of getting forced into this shitty world.

No and neither should you, if you have a heart

no monis

bls gill me

>>35007324
I quit during WoD because fire mage was garbage. every character I leveled it felt like garrison daily stuff was chores. What's kept me away is that I resented all the time I had spent playing WoW. It's one thing to spend all day playing a game you like. It's quite another to play a game you hate all day.

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Because FFXIV is better. Grew tired of the RNG-fest that WoW is right now, pandering to shitty character development and bad retcon

I had strange old ladies try to talk to me when I was on public transport in highschool.

Sick of this shit and these bitches thinking it only ever happens to wimmin

>reading a book and listening to music at the same time
Literally how?

>>35007247
to be honest, I wouldn't like to be disturbed if I was doing those two things

>Look around and everyone is looking for a wife
>Parents, co-workers, family, friends, all of them asking me if I'm dating anyone or looking for someone
>Bus driver I always talk to says after I finish school , next step is to start a family
>Mom always asking if people make advances toward me or like me
>Makes me want to move to alaska and cut everyone out of my life
>People even think I'm gay (idk how that fucking works)
>tfw going to be 25 with a well paying job

>>35007065
>getting a job without getting pusssy FIRST

>>35007112
>implying I give a fuck about PUSSSYYYY
whats the big fucking deal


just post whatever problems you have
most likely
>wah I cant fuck stacy, have to fuck stacy-beta

emos

they all disappeared sometime in 2009

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>>35006959
True, but there's no shortage of "alt" girls or whatever you want to call them.

I love when women wear vintage clothing from the 40s and 50s, but what's out there is either modern pinup art (which I can still dig) or the girl takes off the clothes so quickly that it's pointless.

I just want to see a nicely made-up woman wearing fur and jewelry suck dick in POV. Hell, JOI would be nice too

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One-piece swimsuits. Nearly all of it is either softcore or censored Japanese porn.

>>35006812
ask your mom


don't even want to know if that original tbqhf

When the women wanted the fires to rise within them to the point of planes crashing.

>>35006812
Big dicks are only cared about by men and whores.

Also the fatter the woman, the larger the unit necessary. Black women are the fattest women in the world and so the men needed to evolve giant dicks to impregnate them. Asian women are the smallest women in the world and so the men did not need to evolve giant dicks. I therefor submit that the "giant dick" thing was started by fat women.

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>I'm so sick of you niggers

Yeah, fuck y'all niggers.

>>35006674
the fat guy in pic is actually selling stuff to the niggers
is he a jew?

Because watching cringefests like Mr.Robot is any better?

>>35006435
lift weights

robot im trying to help this man out

>>35006435
wassup robro why are you taking the fast way out?

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>>35006435
how could you make a friend in such little time? it takes months, years you cow. YOU FAT COW.

Not tooooooooooo bad today.

>>35006428
cool man :)
poppl!

Spending the entire day licking my wounds.