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>>38570860
If you have to ask that question, then you don't belong here.

>>38570860

datamine thread

Hi cia, fbi, nsa and jews

>>38570860
>Implying I've anything better to do.

But anon, screwing traps isn't gay.

>>38570743
gay* SHEEEIT

It's pretty guy, actually

>>38570734
Men are opportunists dude have you ever heard the phrase
>any port in a storm
Men will like whatever pays attention to them and isn't immediately repulsed.

>>38570734
That's the only thing that I'm actually happy with, there are so many things to fap to

>>38570734
Because men are so appressed that anything we want is seen as strange; woyim got the same shit we have.

you don't become a chad, it's something you're born with

First you must become a big guy

1,85m+, good face, muscular, rich

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>>38570701
Language barrier is huge and if people find you fat which to them is disgusting no pussy, no friends there. Its too big of a risk, you'll be a stray dog among sheep

>>38570848
>Language barrier
I-i can always learn japanese, r-right anon?
Also yeah im sort of overweight but nobody can tell i am.
What type of people do japanese women like talking to?

Unless you work for a foreign company with good conditions, or are an artist of some sort(the kind of artist that makes money) living in Japan must be pretty terrible.

>>38570681

If she is hot, it is like you are a god.

If she is not, it is the living embodiment of
>haha yeaaaa...

>>38570681
>What is it like when a woman shows sexual attraction towards you?
It's pretty scary desu

>>38570681
like bags of salty milk

It would fall off. I'm so fat my dick goes all the way inside when I'm flaccid. It looks Like a bellybutton at times.

>>38570645
what happens with these thing if you get an erection?

doesnt it hurt?

>>38570675
>doesnt it hurt?
You're a little guy.

>tfw no gf that fucks you with her feminine penis

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>tfw no free will as the universe is deterministic

>tfw no gf to put lotion on your back after you shower together

Spit.

Never had any problems with taking my bf with spit alone. But for your first few times you should use some lube to help you learn how to relax your butthole muscles.

Something NOT water based. Water based dries out too fast.

>>38570855
>spit
yeah if you want to fuck up your ass's eco-system.

Keep your degenerate horseshit to /lgbt/.

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>>38570528
you are the faggot you fucking faggot

>>38570672
are u a faggot?

wow thank for only allowing quality original posts robot.

>>38570476
So. You gonna meet her or what?
Are you in it for the pussy or for her?
Decide man! Decide!

What's the point of a Christian girl? They're either "Christian" or they're absolute loonies.

>>38570704
It's for her. I'm a normie, I've had sex. Sex with someone you passionately love is way better than casual sex. I don't really even care to get laid anymore, unless its with someone I develop feelings for.

She's so adorable with short brown hair and glasses and a big smile in her pics, on top of being a devout Christian....she just looks like potential wife material to me. I will absolutely ask if she wants to meet, once we talk more. We've only been chatting a few days.

>>38570475
I feel your pain.
I am planning to pay a hooker to break my virginity

>>38570475
>21 year old kissless virgin
>never even had a gf
>younger brother is gay and married
>at my last birthday my mom, grandma, etc made a joke that I'm suspect
>go along with it and try to have fun in this semi-uncomfortable situation and continue eating my all you can eat shrimp at red lobster
Stop being a puss, OP.

>>38570475
I really honestly wish you guys would stop thinking that pussy is the answer to everything.
Stop worrying about it. Fuck anyone who makes fun. Live your life. If you get to have a girl, good, if you get to fuck, then even better for you. But stop feeling all sorry for yourself.
It fucking hurts not to have what other people have, but that doesn't give you an excuse to start a pityparty about it.
Please OP. Just don't care.

>>38570435
what is the source on that image op ty

>>38570435
That's too bad. Nothing like pounding your own personal cocksleeve robot gf (male) and then passing her around among your friends while spitting on her/slapping her and telling her she's a dirty whore.

I'd say I was in the same situation but I don't even have a bf. Be happy with what you have, and try and get your bf to be interested in it as well.

>>38570409
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I'd cum in my underoos before we even fucked ;_;

wouldnt even get a bonnar

>>38570409
>tfw no fat gf who you know could be pretty if she lost weight

>>38570286
What happened?

My friends left me when I got sick long term. It feels weird not getting closure from them.

It's been a while for me too, but I had very few to begin with.

8 years for me. they all left when i got hit with schizophrenia.