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>that kid who would bring a rubicks cube to school

>that kid who once brought a dagger to school

It was me

>that kid who is a seriel rapist but he's funny so his victims find forgiveness

>practice bf wants to touch my boobs

>practice life wants me to live

>practice dad is proud of me, son

I would really prefer if you'd respond.

>>35965878
Yes you should. If nothing comes up in the long run, at least you get some experience, if you haven't got it already that is.

I only replied as you were upset for no one replying. Otherwise I do not respond to threads with no other replies anymore, as I find it hurtful, that the OPs are ostracising me to the point of not responding back, even if they see there is no other replies.

Nice picture btw.

>>35966082
>ostracizing
here's your tip
>fedora.jpeg

>>35965823
Take off your clothes and start screaming at the top of your lungs while shitting yourself

Go out orig

>>35965823
Put some headphones on while you have your anime on blast

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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you s-slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up R-RIGHT NOW!

>>35965669
Nobody acts like this.
Not even in animays.

>>35965669
I find this copy paste quite stale,
Do you have any spiced ale?
Do make some fresh tale,
Not this stale ale.
Please try to rhyme,
It's your time to shine

>>35965621
>i'd love to go to asia and find a nice wife there

creep

>>35965621
Let's be real here my dude.

What's realistic for neets here? We descend into the dark loneliness and try to stave off the demons. Cali, Midwest, Asia, it doesn't matter. Our recourse is to try and live our lives in our isolation chambers.

As you said, nothing works.

>>35965673
how about get a fucking job and stop feeling sorry for yourself

>>35965566
I don't know how to find cute girls

>>35965566
Phone sex is terrible. Why do people even do this?

did it before up until I lost my virginity, it's quite boring

>>35965523
Kik: OpticDashie

Be a women.

Ask him to marry you

...

Profit

>>35965523

Jesus christ.... he looks just like a vampire.

>>35965519
>find it hot to fantasize about being seduced by a bunch of feminine dicked traps

>>35965519
That's normal. Who would want to be seduced by a bunch of dicklets?

>>35965519
>find it hot to fantasize about being seduced by a bunch of big dicked gays
honestly same

>>35965504
Yeah, I feel the same way. Bipolar disorder is inherited, I got it from my dad and my brother has it too. There are medicines that help with the swings, but I cannot afford to compromise my position.

>>35965504
If it's that often it's not bipolar disorder. Look up borderline personality disorder that's what I have.

Submit and get put on a list and get freedom
Refuse and don't get put on a list and suffer

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Yes holy shit.

Fucking normies taunt then so much too, it's upsetting.

>>35965493
Animal prison is our decision.
Shouldn't have been born,
If they didn't want their skin torn.

>>35965493
I absolutely feel bad for them, but at the same time it's nice for kids to actually see real "wild" animals.

too bad, we're too gross to be touched

>>35965469
I want a bear hug that's so tight I can hardly breathe
Preferably from someone much larger than me
It's never gonna happen. I should quit dreaming now while I'm still ahead

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>>35965469

Who else /never been hugged/?

Parents have been as cold as ice for as long as I can remember. There were no happy times as a child.

I hollowed out a long time ago. My humanity counter is at zero.

>tfw Australia :(

>>35965394
>Who here lives in NZ?
unfortunately

>>35965510
This desu. Moved over when i was a kid. I still get pretty homesick. I like to go to google maps every now and again and roam the streets of my old neigbourhood. New Plymouth btw

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What else do you know? Spill the beans.

Only issues I have are not having enough liquor for the rest of the week

>>35965393
Issues was an underrated korn album in my opinonion.

>>35965367
i'm 22 btw

I feel the same, but I'm not concerned because it's more of a blessing to me.

>>35965430
I mean, same, it's a blessing, but i'm still concerned my sex drive is just like gone.