Tell me /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?
Pic is me
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>>34875738
3dpiggu ~desu
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>>34875738
Vain.
Orginal.
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>>34875738
>apple
fucking disgusting
>duckface
fucking atrocious
>tiny tits
just plain wrong
>long eyelashes
guys have longer eyelashes than girls, accept it
>pink nails
bitch you look like you been scoopin up strawberry ice cream. grow up and clip your nails or i'll tear them off myself
>not taking pic in vertical
you're cooler than i thought, marry me
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Tell us about HER, robots.
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>>34875734
She's an ugly taiwanese ching chong that I've wifed. Bitch is hideous as fuck like all the chinese trash you meet. Lol
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She's Lithuanian. She's from Seattle. She's taller than me.
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She's what some would call "your typical white girl" but I would call perfect
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Friendly reminder that BLACK wombs belong to WHITE men.
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degenerate, haram, species-killing, wrong
(you)
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Mixing with blacks is bad, they are inferior
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>>34875713
Gtfo /pol/smoking faggots, redditpilled normies aren't welcome on this board.
Why doesn't god answer my prayers?
Im not religious, is that a problem for him?
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>>34875108
I think at some point in the last century we fucked up to pre-Jesus levels.
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>>34875108
if you're honestly praying, then you are religious.
just keep trying.
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>>34875223
So he just cut contact, fair enough i guess if he got sick of our bullshit. i wonder if he will ever come back
I'm gonna try and go an entire day without fapping even once!
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That isn't hard you sperg
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>>34875120
It is for me. Perhaps it is YOU who is the sperg?
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Why?you don't actually get super powers
I mean it's one thing if you just don't feel like it or get around to it, but I see no need to avoid it on purpose. You have to know how to listen to your body. It automatically wants what is healthy. Instead of all these silly diets and training regimens I go by feel and have felt better, gained weight, and hit more PRs than ever before. The best program is individualized. Unless you have a team of doctors drawing blood 5 times a day you will get better results just by being in tune with yourself.
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This state only has one robot and that's me
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>50% of new mexico is robotic
huh
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>>34875027
get off the computer and go build the wall.
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>>34875027
Yo, another NM robot. Never thought I'd see our shitty state here.
There's no such thing as a happy ending.
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a misunderstanding of life and death
you see, life is shit and death is release
each new corpse is a classic happy ending
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depends on the massage parlor
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>>34875047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzde9PK9L9o
hey losers, who here /aloneonvalentine's/? oh wait, not me.. while you smelly NEETs are shitposting the night away, I'm drinking with my beautiful waifu of 6 years, homura akemi. lmao.. try not to be too jealous. *cheers*
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>>34874849
Very nice anon but Homura fucking sucks hate to break it to you
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>>34874849
>madoka shit
lol
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>having worst girl for a waifu
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ls she right robots?
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>>34874788
God this film was fucking cringey
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>>34875172
>film
that's a flick at best
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The law of alpha fux, beta bux is ever unchanging. I dont know why yall try to argue about it still.
I'm 23 and I feel overwhelmingly "basic". I feel as if people are constantly staring at my monstrous, asymmetrical features (five head, giant nose, weird lines around one side of my mouth, super long philtrum, asymmetrical lips/cheeks) and terrible skin. You don't notice my acne scars in the pictures because I cannot bring myself to take a photo any closer to my face. There are days that I don't want to get out of bed due to my skin - and when I do drag myself out of bed, I want to cry when I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I just want to know if my asymmetry is as noticeable to other people as it is when I look in the mirror.
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>>34874740
No one cares you roastie skank
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Why does it look like you have a vagina in your cleavage?
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>>34874740
Barely noticeable, and no one but your autistic ass gives a shit about it. Go back to Rapture Steinman.
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Femanons, can you please just this once show us your tits?
For Valentine's day, please?
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>>34874737
Show us your dick first.
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there
is
no
such
thing
as
fembots
you
are
just
a
beta
female
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>>34874798
OP never said fembots. He said femanons.
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My name is Not lmportant. What is important is what I'm going to do... l just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And l always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And l will put in the grave as many as l can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here
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Hey FBI you dropped your honey pot.
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Is Billy big shoulders over here gonna kill some normies?
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>>34874640
Can we have a timeatamp mr. Not Important
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This is my slave, Maddie.
Tell her that she's a good girl, and a pretty girl.
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>>34874461
looks like a boy though.
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>>34874481
if you enlarge the picture you can scroll past the man face and read some of the writing before you see that ass hair and remember that it looks like a man
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Make the popcorn instead anon.
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am i more autistic or these are becoming more retarded?
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>>34874457
They're fucking annoying al right.
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I remember when 'I am not a robot' was introduced and the whole point of it is that you only need to click the tick box, and not go through 15 broken robot checks
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>>34874523
and an iq test right after to shit post, it is starting me to bug me
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Religious robots, does religion help cope with >tfw no gf?
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>>34874306
no
originality is original___
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>>34874306
Kind of, but mostly it just helps in not going on a shooting rampage.
But that is just me.
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>>34874306
You don't need "love" from a degenerate females when God's love is the truest form of love there is