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Can you actually feel it in there?
I can feel my skull but that's about it

I sometimes feel the same about my heart and digestive organs.

>>34035932
I dont know if I actually can... but I'm at the very least under the illusion that I can and I fucking hate it
I can feel it throbbing, pumping blood, and doing a whole bunch of other shit

>>34035956
good chance you're a schizo m8

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>>34035872

Try to get her to sit on my face so I can sniff her butthole. Like without making it incest, maybe we're wrestling or something and I get her on top of me and I just take a big sssSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

>Tfw no sister

>>34035872
i have three sisters and two with better bodies than this, wanna fuck one

>>34035872
unfortunately.. yeah i probably would

sounds like you're TO intelligent

>>34035870
>tfw you're legitimatelly smarter
IF you're actually smart, you're also ugly as sin. That's the sad trade off in life.

^^ definitely the problem OP. Try fucking a walrus

>>34035833
>I usually image scenarios where we're alone she's in danger and I save her and she falls for me.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
send n00dz

>>34035833
what's she look like

i need a pic and then ill consider giving you advice

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>>34035833

there's nothing wrong with hooking up with your cousin every few generations.

Even from a genetic's perspective, it isn't harmful. It's only harmful when you do it multiple times in a row and allow homozygous alleles to aggregate.

It only gets worse :)

Unless you make it better
But life will always throw curveballs

the realization is that you need to turn your life around at a young age and work your way towards what you believe will make you happy. IF that's something you want to do. But if you're fine having a voice in the back of your head telling you that it's okay and that things will work out eventually, no ones gonna stop you

>>34035828
>It only gets worse :)
> :)
:(
:((((((((((((((((

joachim beechnut

first of all, alcohol is great and if you were a real adult who knew how to properly escape from your problems you would know that.
secondly, when I have nothing to smoke I just look at all my artistic glass pipes

get a real addiction like art, then you will be starving

>>34035805
You arent going to like my answer.. and yes alcohol is for fucking pussies

Meth or Heroin are your best option.. shot together you will never get close to experiencing anything like it from anything ever

t. ex user

>>34035805
if you want something thats less dangerous but just as much bang for your buck no pun intended.. lsd

you all need to know this

>>34035798
just put a towel down and stop being a bitch

>>34036213
It's still fucking gross and you have to wash the towel right after, whore.

>>34035756
Don't do this, it releases a toxic amount of nerve gas into your bloodstream.

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WTF is this bump??? is this shit supposed to happen??? my hole fcuking hand is numb

>>34035793
>image.jpeg
nice bait mate

>>34035753
>weeb gf
>kiss and cuddle
>help each other with depression
pick two, you can't get it all

>>34035753
Anon you don't want a overly clingy gf
She won't let you have any time to your self and you'll get pushed to the point where you will want to be a robot again.
Take my words of wisdom

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you kys kySSS KYYS

I'm actually pretty good at math but I despise it.

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>>34035752
I suck at math. I was good until 7th grade, my teacher was an ugly whore and I fucking hated her. Almost got suspended for throwing a stapler at the back of her head.

I'm not too bad for a person who barely does it. I should practice more, maybe even stream my math learning process because I'm too lonely to do this on my own.

Probably not the only virgin unless your like 6+ years out of HS. Even then though I bet there's still some.

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>tfw you remember the people you went to school with and wonder if they even remember you existing

>>34035711
>socially awkward friend fucked a girl
>other pariah friend fucked a girl
>5 years since graduation and i havent

At least I know one friend who is also a virgin. Fuck.

You know how they say, "There's no much thing as too much lube?"

Yes, there is. I found out the hard way.

>>34035681
Yeah, this thread origisndne

So u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
There, now fuck off back to facebook.

She's asleep next to me.

There is no girl i cant get out of my head, I cant believe you normies know a girl irl.

>girl you can't get out of your head
She doesn't exist. I haven't had a "crush" since middle school when I realized that I'll die alone.

Mine is probably crispix or oatmeal squares.
I'm canadian. Not sure if they have those elsewhere.

Unironically Raisin Bran. I've loved it since I was a kid.

capn crunch

i've never understood when people say "it hurts my mouth"

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>>34035522
Thanks, Doc.

*knacks*

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>>34035522
apparently someone missed you yesterday

>>34035522
Knackers are scum.