>Be 22
>Be friendless for 5 years
>Be so painfully shy that can get through days saying <5 words
>Be kissless virgin
>Be confused about entire identity
>Don't know own sexuality at all, because of my lack of human interaction
>Possibly most isolated+shy person on all of /r9k/
>Every day is agonizing
>>38254985
>>Be confused about entire identity
>>Don't know own sexuality at all, because of my lack of human interaction
You are currently very vulnerable to Jewish influence, be vigilant.
you have online friends?
Try being friendless since middle school. It hurts whenever you're constantly reminded how isolated you are when you have to be surrounded by normies at work. I haven't even built a relationship with my own family. I barely know what sort of people my own twin is.
The only solace I have is this place, my only avenue for social interaction.
>pay good money for a shitty music festival
>spend the weekend in a muddy field getting raped by muslims
Pic related. What are some other normie activities you don't understand?
Saying "I love you" after only a month and a half of dating
>>38254963
Fucking tired of reading sweden posts, can the muslims behead these faggots already.
Why do normies do that stupid-as-fuck thing where they jump and point at the ceiling while listening to music.
I'd much rather pace back and forth while imagining the music going with a scene from my ever-growing original fiction universe. Which I have crafted during my peaceful isolation from society
ITT: describe yourself as a sauce or spice
I'm cumin
>>38254923
I'm cayenne pepper.
>>38254923
Star anise because I taste like shit.
>Starting a new Ironman account on OSRS
Anyone want to join me from scratch?
Someone I can chat to, quest with and do fun stuff
>>38254853
>ironmeme
HAHAHAHAHA
like a true autistic robot
>>38254853
I would but ironmen generally act like autistic faggots towards anyone who isn't an ironman
>>38255400
This is my first ironman
I'm autistic, but i don't care about ironman vs normal
>on an ERP kick again
>went full gay and started trading dick picks with randos
I'm not gay though. I just have a hard time getting women to send pics.
I see you shiver with antici
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pationfor (you)'s
>>38254673
>I'm not gay though
Yeah, you're just a sweet transvestite
>>38254673
nah nigga, u gay tho
Buy asian food market stuff because I believe in their superior culture. Cook it in a frensh fashion because they have most skilled chefs. Season it with italian spices because I like pizza. Eat it like an american because I have no soul
>>38254670
>drink soylent
>eat out
>eat out
>microwave frozen meals
What are those oat bars you eat as breakfast called? I eat those
>Tuesday: fasting
>Wednesday: fasting
>Thursday: fasting
>Friday: break fast, eat at a restaurant
>Saturday: take out food or restaurant
>Sunday: order an extra large pizza, eat half
>Monday: eat the rest of the pizza
that's my weekly meal plan.
Can girls be chads?
Yes. They're called "fembots."
>>38254649
sauce
originalpenisu
>>38254649
>Can girls be chads?
That's called being Stacy.
What's your excuse, robokun?
I don't have an endless stream of income based on me being a genetic abberation. If you think he would get hot women without the movies, money and fame you're delusional.
>>38254571
I'm not a sidekick of Dr.Evil
>>38254597
You haven't seen the size of his penis, so you don't know!
Why do people assume they are being recorded when they see someone with a smartphone in their pocket positioned like this?
Because it is recording!
Because nobody puts their phone in their shirt pocket?
>>38254565
because there is a 99% chance that you are recording. you might as well tape it to your forehead you obvious creep faggot.
Is not having a facebook considered weird?
I'm afraid of meeting old friends.
>>38254503
in most cases yeah.
you need it if you want to ever be invited to anything.
>>38254563
How can I get a profile picture that won't immediately signal to people that I'm autistic?
>>38254841
4 years on fb still looking for a gr8 profile picture
So /r9k/, What's the books title?
How to keep a woman happy 101
>>38254463
'My Failures'
>>38254463
All The Things You Missed Out On
I'm feeling empty, recommend me some good anime.
I want some story that's gonna get me involved. Like Toradora. I didn't like Toradora ending that much but the entire thing was very great.
I haven't watched a good anime in months.
Literally every other rom-comedy about school.
>>38254587
Name some
No yuri or yaoi please
>>38254457
Try Sakurasou. If you want a movie, check out Kotonoha no Niwa
who /gay on the internet but straight irl/ here?
>>38254442
which anime is that from OP? please tell me!
>>38254442
right here bro.
I defend traps and shill tranny culture all over the site but irl i'm straight
>>38254467
It ain't anime, it's hentai.
Am I gay if I'm really attracted to this type of porn?
yes faget
I like lesbian cause that shit is fucking gay as all fuck
>>38254413
Why would you choose mmf over ffm?
lol look at that stupid cat lol
You are the cat tho
lol look at this cute debiru
I like that cat
its a cute cat
Ill save that picture