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How do you get back that sense of joy and wonder at the world that you used to have as a child?
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Just feel the depression without trying to get rid of it.
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If you're suffering from medically diagnosed mental illness or chronic depression, nothing will help for you, however, there are some "cheap" ways to feel joy and full-blown happiness through drugs(for examples, like opioids), but remember, chances are you'll turn more miserable than ever before if you abuse them.
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Smoke weed and smoke a cig, boom

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Me and my parents have worn out each other's company here in Texas. I plan to leave the state and establish residence in a different state. I have a van I can live in for a while but no job or plan. My only friend is my high energy dog but I'm not sure I'll have enough time for her where I move with work. Should I take her with me? Where should I move?
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Go stay in a Buddhist monastery.
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In my opinion I think it's best if you put it down. Euthanasia is a harmless procedure and it'll be out of its misery for good afterwards. You're obviously a caring owner but there comes a time where the head needs to rule, over the heart. Don't let your dog suffer any more than it has already. Just take it out back and slam a piece of concrete onto its head. It's the best thing you can do, for it and for yourself. Good luck.
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>>38255164
Harder than it seems. Have to become Buddhist first. It turns out theyre a bunch of biased assholes. No surprise

>Be 22
>Be friendless for 5 years
>Be so painfully shy that can get through days saying <5 words
>Be kissless virgin
>Be confused about entire identity
>Don't know own sexuality at all, because of my lack of human interaction
>Possibly most isolated+shy person on all of /r9k/
>Every day is agonizing
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>>38254985
>>Be confused about entire identity
>>Don't know own sexuality at all, because of my lack of human interaction

You are currently very vulnerable to Jewish influence, be vigilant.
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you have online friends?
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Try being friendless since middle school. It hurts whenever you're constantly reminded how isolated you are when you have to be surrounded by normies at work. I haven't even built a relationship with my own family. I barely know what sort of people my own twin is.

The only solace I have is this place, my only avenue for social interaction.

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>pay good money for a shitty music festival
>spend the weekend in a muddy field getting raped by muslims
Pic related. What are some other normie activities you don't understand?
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Saying "I love you" after only a month and a half of dating
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>>38254963
Fucking tired of reading sweden posts, can the muslims behead these faggots already.
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Why do normies do that stupid-as-fuck thing where they jump and point at the ceiling while listening to music.

I'd much rather pace back and forth while imagining the music going with a scene from my ever-growing original fiction universe. Which I have crafted during my peaceful isolation from society

ITT: describe yourself as a sauce or spice
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I'm cumin
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>>38254923
I'm cayenne pepper.
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>>38254923
Star anise because I taste like shit.

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>Starting a new Ironman account on OSRS

Anyone want to join me from scratch?
Someone I can chat to, quest with and do fun stuff
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>>38254853
>ironmeme
HAHAHAHAHA
like a true autistic robot
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>>38254853
I would but ironmen generally act like autistic faggots towards anyone who isn't an ironman
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>>38255400
This is my first ironman

I'm autistic, but i don't care about ironman vs normal

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>on an ERP kick again
>went full gay and started trading dick picks with randos

I'm not gay though. I just have a hard time getting women to send pics.
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I see you shiver with antici
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pation

for (you)'s
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>>38254673
>I'm not gay though
Yeah, you're just a sweet transvestite
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>>38254673
nah nigga, u gay tho

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Buy asian food market stuff because I believe in their superior culture. Cook it in a frensh fashion because they have most skilled chefs. Season it with italian spices because I like pizza. Eat it like an american because I have no soul
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>>38254670
>drink soylent
>eat out
>eat out
>microwave frozen meals
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What are those oat bars you eat as breakfast called? I eat those
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>Tuesday: fasting
>Wednesday: fasting
>Thursday: fasting
>Friday: break fast, eat at a restaurant
>Saturday: take out food or restaurant
>Sunday: order an extra large pizza, eat half
>Monday: eat the rest of the pizza


that's my weekly meal plan.

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Can girls be chads?
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Yes. They're called "fembots."
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>>38254649
sauce

originalpenisu
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>>38254649
>Can girls be chads?
That's called being Stacy.

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What's your excuse, robokun?
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I don't have an endless stream of income based on me being a genetic abberation. If you think he would get hot women without the movies, money and fame you're delusional.
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>>38254571
I'm not a sidekick of Dr.Evil
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>>38254597
You haven't seen the size of his penis, so you don't know!

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Why do people assume they are being recorded when they see someone with a smartphone in their pocket positioned like this?
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Because it is recording!
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Because nobody puts their phone in their shirt pocket?
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>>38254565
because there is a 99% chance that you are recording. you might as well tape it to your forehead you obvious creep faggot.

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Is not having a facebook considered weird?

I'm afraid of meeting old friends.
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>>38254503
in most cases yeah.
you need it if you want to ever be invited to anything.
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>>38254563
How can I get a profile picture that won't immediately signal to people that I'm autistic?
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>>38254841
4 years on fb still looking for a gr8 profile picture

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So /r9k/, What's the books title?
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How to keep a woman happy 101
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>>38254463
'My Failures'
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>>38254463
All The Things You Missed Out On

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I'm feeling empty, recommend me some good anime.
I want some story that's gonna get me involved. Like Toradora. I didn't like Toradora ending that much but the entire thing was very great.

I haven't watched a good anime in months.
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Literally every other rom-comedy about school.
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>>38254587
Name some
No yuri or yaoi please
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>>38254457
Try Sakurasou. If you want a movie, check out Kotonoha no Niwa

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who /gay on the internet but straight irl/ here?
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>>38254442
which anime is that from OP? please tell me!
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>>38254442
right here bro.
I defend traps and shill tranny culture all over the site but irl i'm straight
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>>38254467
It ain't anime, it's hentai.


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