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WHAT ABOUT SEEING THE NATURAL BEAUTY OF THE WORLD, FUCKFACE
I DON'T LIKE YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR THREADS
TALK ABOUT NICE THINGS ON THIS BOARD OR GO TO HELL

>>39474429
All cities are basically the same but hiking trips and shit like that when you get out into nature is pretty cool.

>>39474429
I agree, though it would be fun to go on a vacaton with Staceys and Chads to Florida or some cheap domestic place

holy shit please hang yourself. whether this is bait or not

>>39474558
Op just poured his heart out to us and you say this?
/thread

>>39474558
Ow that was a reeaal edgy post anon. Pat on the back.

Eat less and have a less puffy face.

>>39474427
My face isn't puffy cuz of the weight. It's puffy cuz of my awful sleep schedule and the alcohol. Normally, I'm awake from 6pm-10am each day and go through 750mL of whiskey every 3 days.

I'm a little chubby, and I'm fine with my fat face. But I can't stand seeing the dark circles under my eyes because they make me feel like a loser

>>39474383

Use tin foil on the windows

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>>39474367
you sound like me anon.
part of why i dont make friends is because of my sperg and the rest is because of the fact that people tend to not give to shits about you after a bit of time.

if you would like to we could be friends, i miss someone i can talk with, we dont have to play games, just talk, a sustainable, long term, friendship

They know people who are more interesting and fun than you. Why is this hard to understand. You've been effectively replaced and are at best a last resort for times when they have literally nobody else available.

>>39474367
I'm the type of person who never instigates things, and I have very few friends. I gwt worried they don't see me as good of a friend and don't want to spend time and hang out.

I'm Italian, here it's almost impossible to get fat if you haven't got some disease

Check out the nutrition facts on that food, anon. It's not as /fresh/ as you'd think.

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>>39474342
>white cheese

I always hated fucks like you who would ask for "white cheese"
there was 4 cheeses that were white in color

also fuck subway corporate for taking down their list of cheeses during their "de-cluttering process"
that list prevented shit like this from happening

You also didnt say if you got it toasted i hope youre not one of those sad fucks who gets it "heated"
Thanks for bringing back all those bad memories OP

otherwise (besides the shit tier american cheese which i assumed you meant by white cheese) sounds prdy tasty desu

>>39474284
I will if you post a single desirable trait that you have

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>>39474284
it makes me very bitter and resentful of women to see firsthand in my past what they consistently do
how can I possibly defend my gender
I can say im an individual and that im aware of the bullshit enough to somewhat fit in here
also im atypical because autism so you could dissociate me from roasties by that metric too

>>39474284
I wish that all women had one head, and that I could bash it in. And then after that I just serve as a breeding sow or something to make up for the shittiness of my gender. I hate other women.

>>39474227
>FUCKING SHOWER REEEEEEEEE
animals,cats in specific,really fucking hate smelly humans,and since you're on r9k i assume you didnt shower in the last week

>>39474576

no I take showers all the time

still no pet

>>39474858
yeah sure whatever
also i get the urge to ask you :why the fuck did you adopt a cat if you wanted affection from your pet?
you're retarded that's why

>>39474167
I just nutted in my brand new sleeping bag

>>39474167
fuck you and your ounces of pizza

Are you legit turbofaggot

friendly reminder that all drugs are normie and you do not belong on this board

>>39474102
maybe the problem is you don't belong?

think about it

>>39474160
>In order to obtain drugs you need to have contacts
>can't have contacts without being a normie

nah

>>39474081
BOY OH BOY

BEST LISA SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwXKL0F9Fg

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>>39474096
>BOY OH BOY
>
>BEST LISA SONG
this

>>39474096
Good taste my guy, heres a (You)

>>39474040
God so fucking gross...

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stop going to reddit

>>39474040
Man I hate what /pol/ has done to this place. It's like when all the old people started using Facebook to try and act "hip." Fucking disgusting.

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>>39474027
https://youtu.be/D_iq0itYp40

>>39474027
simpsonwave 1995

>>39474027
An album by emancipator

>>39474019
I was. but I am not sure if you are talking about actual football or soccer as some degenerates like to call it.

>>39474039

real football

but whats it like to be the captain of a soccer team ? where you a english chad ?

>>39474083
not really. it was something to do after school and the teacher only gave me the captaincy because anon works hard bullshit. I had peers sure but I wouldnt call any of them friends and obviously I havent heard/seen any since school finished 7 years ago.

>>39473986
They are not dumb. They are just too distracted fucking eachother to get it.
You do nothing all day but read shit on the internet, of course you would be able to take a step back and look more clearly.
In fact, normies are generally a lot smarter than your average bot, but their intelligence only goes to use in their work/hobby/gf, so politics that dont directly affect them are not in the focus

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>>39473986
>>39474043
Everyone is intelligent and retarded in some area, intelligence isn't just either being good at everything or terrible at everything. The majority of people have the weaknesses of OP's list but thrive in social intelligence, are capable of hard work and independence. Robots are basically the exact opposite, hence making them a minority and so alienated from society

>>39474216
Basically they are just too busy interacting within the world that is created for them rather than thinking about the world itself?

>>39473930
>be female
>vote male anyway

I'M A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER!

>>39473930
I sure hope people are just lying about being female to throw off data collectors.

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You guys are faggots and claim to hate us females yet post about us 24/7. You have ruined the board.