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Take the Bogpill, robot!
Take it!
The time is running out!
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Hurry, take iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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>>34730273
HOW DO I TAKE IT?
Also, can I have a quick rundown of these guys?
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Hmm, not really sold on the idea. Can you give me a list of reasons why I should?
There is no such thing as female homosexuality. Women turn lesbian because they can't get chad and are unhappy being with a beta male. Only men can be gay.
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>>34730205
There is no such thing as homosexuality.
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>>34730205
And men are gay because it is easier to find a hole.
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>>34730430
There are plenty of attractive, chad-tier gay men. There are almost no attractive lesbians.
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What was the happiest moment of your life anon?
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Cumming inside my dream girl raw.
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>>34730280
I think you're in the wrong board, let me help you find your mommy
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>>34730204
I was 14, on a Boy Scout camping trip. My friends and I were all sitting around the fire talking about D&D and vidya and whatnot, and someone told a joke that I don't even remember, but it was so funny that I collapsed onto my back and heaved out booming laughter as I looked up at the stars and felt the heat of the fire and the laughter of my friends I grew up with.
I'm 33 now, not a virgin, and that is still the happiest moment of my life.
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How do you deal with the fact that you're just a collection of chemicals and electrical impulses?
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>>34730203
The collection of chemicals and electrical impulses do it for me.
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>>34730238
I can't stop thinking about it and panicking and destroying all of the conceptions I had of this world. It's very scary.
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Just the same as if I was a collection of a physical body and a immaterial soul.
The experience of living is hell either way.
ITT: characters that you idolize
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>>34730137
Why do you idolize Femto
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Ollanius motherfucking Pius.
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>>34730137
he is making me so wet
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>Haven't fapped since mid January
>one old hot female coworker uploads sexy bikini pictures
>I always knew she was hot but never seen her showing that much skin
>holy fucking yummy tits
>holy fucking yummy ass
>download pictures
>play porn video of a very look alike pornstar
>cum in less than 20 seconds
Anybody else has gone through the same thing?
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>>34730095
Post pic, we'll be the judge of her yumminess
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>>34730095
>download pictures
You know they get a notification if you download people's pictures from facebook right?
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>holy fucking yummy
Kek'd
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is the rapper Hopsin /our guy/?
>denounces the sexual revolution
>isn't afraid to point out the manufactured, shitty music put out by the large corporations
>isn't a fucking sell out, and makes his own music
>denounces drugs and promotes healthy lifestyles
>denounces being lazy, and points to the individual to make a life for themselves
>promotes finding and sticking to a skill to better one's life
>doesn't rap about bitches or hoes or money and expect to be treated seriously
I really think Hopsin is /our guy/, anyone have a different opinion?
here's one of his songs. 'The Ill Mind of Hopsin 5'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U
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>>34730089
Man this is some classic shit right here, haven't Seen a hedgehog boys thread in years, gg op
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>>34730175
I needed a music related image, this is the only one I had from my days of Yore.
Good times, friend, good times.
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>>34730089
No. He dissed Tyler. That's unforgivable!
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>Must be bilingual
>Must be bilingual
>Must be bilingual
>Must speak Spanish
>Must speak Spanish
>Must speak Spanish
What the fuck is this Bullshit? This isn't fucking Mexico!
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Being bilingual goes beyond being able to communicate in that language
It involves being able to think in a completely different way, to be able to compare both languages and realize the illusion each of them poses. Together, both languages allow you to reach an understanding and a mental capacity that goes beyond simple words.
A monolingual person will forever remain incarcerated by the limits their language poses. This is a big part of why Americans are as they are.
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>>34730212
This.
Linguistic limitations shape and define the way people think.
Essentially this is why American niggers are subhuman, because refuse to speak English and speak in their own patois.
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>>34730212
>babby languages like spanish actually do any of that
if you're learning a language that's completely different like arabic, chinese, japanese, russian, or something like that okay.
look at all the spics who know spanish and english. they're still garbage and their country is terrible.
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Facts:
'20% of men fuck 80% of women" is a myth
>In reality, 10% of both men and women are very promiscuous and fuck each other a lot. Over 1/3rd of women have a lifetime sexual partner count of less than 3
The cock carousel and beta bux stuff is a myth
>Yes, about 10% of women are very promiscuous, and yes they complain about not being able to find a husband later in life. But, again, this is 1 in 10 women, as opposed to the 1 in 4 that only ever sleeps with their husband
Humans do not have 'alphas', 'betas' and the rest of the PUA bullshit
>The term 'alpha male' was coined only to describe the unusual behavior of some wolves in captivity for a single paper. No scientist uses it seriously in any other context. This is why no two PUAs can agree on a real definition and also why the existing definitions paint "alphas" as losers, not top dogs.
Not all women are corrupt, modernist feminists
>In poll after poll less than 25% of women even call themselves 'feminist' in any way and less than 6% call themselves 'strong feminists'. So only 1 in 17 women spout the entire 'patriarchy!' bullshit and more than 3 out of 4 *aren't* feminists at all!
Most women aren't sluts
>In addition to 1/3rd of all women having a lifetime partner count of less than 3, the average age a woman loses her virginity has been going *up* for a generation and more are waiting for marriage.
Especially today marriage is not a horrible trap
>only about 15% of first marriages end in divorce these days and inside first marriage only 4% of them have a spouse cheat - and even then, it is usually the husband who is cheating. Divorce and alimony laws are much less skewed toward women these days, too
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Ask yourself: when was the last time a PUA or shill posted any sources other than other PUA blogs?
The facts in this post, on the other hand, come from gallup, the CDC, the census, and many other places.
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Enjoy, but never believe!
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Sources are where friendy poster?
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>>34730015
A Gallup poll showed very few people call themselves Feminists; this was confirmed by a number of follow ups, including a HuffPo poll.
Marriage data is simple Census Bureau data mining.
Alpha, beta is basic Biology class
The sex partners is tougher because a lot of that data is in pay areas (peer reviewed journals, mainly) but it is from the CDC (STD, pregnancy, and abortion data), Demographic and economic data )same as CDC plus prescriptions for/purchase of birth control and examination of medical records), and a number of controlled surveys.
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>>34729970
bumpity umpity
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Any joggers here? Currenly jogging atm typing on my phone I reckon about 2 more miles left
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>>34729913
>tfw used to jog in the countryside
>moved to the city
>cant bare jogging because people see me
>miss it
All i do now is strength workouts and i know my stamina has waned. I cant jog in public though - it kills me.
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I run half a mile every day 20 times up and down my garden.
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I don't jog because its the winter. I fucking hate running on wet snow
Do women usually prefer threeways with two dudes or two girls?
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>asking a board full of virgins this
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two girls unless they are morally devoid and sexually oblique
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They prefer bisexual threeways.
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I would like to find a boyfriend who enjoys pegging.
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>>34729833
But Anon, you have a real penis, why would you need a boyfriend that enjoys pegging?
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>>34729833
Well, you've certainly come to the right place my dear. How autistic would you like him to be?
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>>34729873
this
OP is faget
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How do you control your sexual urges? Have they ever gotten out of control and what happened?
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you gotta jack off to the things you're ashamed of to get the evil out of you and put a firm barrier between fantasy and reality
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>>34729832
codi looks so cute here
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I don't bother controlling them, I usually just masturbate when I feel like it if I have privacy. I also talk with some anons I met here about degenerate fetishes
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Who /virgin/ here?
How old are you? Why didn't you lose your virginity yet?
Seems strange to make such a thread on /r9k/ but this place is filled with normshits now
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>>34729805
>White African
>in South Africa
you already know what I'm going to say
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21, i have an avoidant personality. plus, whenever i look at strangers i just feel disgust and a little bit of hatred.
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>>34729805
>How old are you?
19
>Why didn't you lose your virginity yet?
idk, probably autistic
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>Go to job interview
>First round is a group interview
>Stacey HR chick hugs and kisses everyone but me
>She ignores me throughout the interview
>After the interview, everyone sticks around except me
>After driving home, I get an email
>Didn't get the job
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>>34729778
>HR chick hugs and kisses everyone but me
>mandatory human contact
What the fuck kind of upside down shithole do you live in where this is considered standard protocol and even remotely acceptable?
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>>34729778
Next time take a shower before you go
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Make them feel your pain OP