>hey anon can we switch seats? i wanna talk to the person next to you.
>"alright m'lady, but first you must beat me at magic the gathering."
>"'tis a magical card game, m'lady."
>"if you manage to beat me, i will be forever indebted to you."
*pulls of cards*
>shall we begin?
>"shh, let us begin m'lady."
*shuffles cards on desk while staring at said chick*
>"now i will deal the cards"
>"anon...I just want to switch seats.... I just can't deal with this and you know Chad is just a better male than you are!"
>"he's more athletic, he's funnier, he's taller, he just speaks to me even when he doesn't."
>"o-ok...m'lady, I wish I didn't have to do this....."
>"but you forced my hand in this one!"
*pulls out katana from military backpack*
"i'm sorry I have to do this.."
*slices Stacey as well as Chad Thundercock in half*
*dashes out the classroom never to be seen again*
Fucked up the fucking post and captcha
I had one fucking job
when i measure my height on a carpet i am slightly over 172cm because my feet sink more into the carpet than my tape measure
when i measure on a hard surface i am 173cm
does this mean i'm 172cm or am i 173cm
It means you're short. I would say something else, but the fact that you're making this thread means you're wallowing in self-pity over your height and the only thing you'll listen to is people regurgitating your opinion and feeding your insecurity.
What do hard nipples mean? I get them but have no reason why
I don't usually browse this board but I was just wondering what your opinion was of women who are tall? I'm 6'0 and I get very nervous that I'm being seen as a freak by the outside world. I don't go out very much because of this.
I just figured this would be a good place to get a male perspective on things.
Have a nice day.
How do you guys live with the guilt?
>My 15 year old brother who is the most whitestest athletic teenager you can possibly with a girlfriend and large group of friends calls me normie
everyone thinks he/she is a special snowflake who isn't understood by society because they're too "deep" and that everyone else has it easier than them ... thus most other people are "normies"
Just like you think your life is hard or that you have actual problem while there are 5 year old kids working 12 hours a day in fireworks factories in china.... just sayin
Melbots. What sort of mental illness do you have?
How many pets do you have and what are they?
How many women have you had sex with?
What is your dream car?
I don't know if I have any mental illnesses. I'm pretty sure I suffer from depression and anxiety from some self-diagnosis (self-inflicted loneliness, feelings of no worth, lack of confidence, etc)
I don't have any pets, I'm too irresponsible
I've had sex with...18 I think
My dream car is the purest and best supercar ever built, the Porsche Carrera GT. V10 engine, 6-speed clutch and stick manual, two seats, carbon fiber construction, and no driver aids.
Who here /footfag/?
2d or 3d?
Stockings, socks or totally barefoot?
Clean or dirty/smelly?
Share feet and feels
>absolutely love legs/thighs/stockings
>cant stand feed
such is the way of life
That's okay, those things are pretty great too
>2D but sometimes I don't mind 3D if they're in stockings but its a rare one for me
>In order for me it's pantyhose/tights-stockings-thigh highs- knee highs-socks-sports socks-nothing
Pic related got me into feet
>enter discord server
i woke up today not wanting to do anything
i dont know why
some sources say i'm depressed but i dont feel sad
just i feel so fucking empty
any hobbies i had i dont want to do anymore
>move for grad school
>decide to make a fake grindr and tinder account to see the degenerates around me
>cuteish tranny with an insanely fat ass hits me up
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? TRAPS ARE GAY BUT THAT ASS TOO FAT. PIC RELATED
Ah, that's the stuff.
You know the rules... Keep it quiet till I'm done, and then, I might get a refill.
Did anyone ever end up finding love in those old yandere threads?
I'm going to make this thread every day until I am lucky enough to get a gf interested in gentle femdom, second time's the charm
>tfw no virgin, bookish nerdy qt to watch documentaries, trade book recommendations and have discussions about relatively dry subjects with.
Is there a worse feeling in life, robots?