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How in the hell do women balance masturbation and the drive/effort to go out and get laid?
How the fuck do they do BOTH to the greatest extent? What?
Me:
>jerk off once
>get the urge to do it for days after
>when I jerk off, end up giving absolutely no shits about real sex or women or companionship for at least 12 hours after
>if I don't jerk off for a week, end up gaining the drive to go out and find sex, end up putting in the effort
>in the end, it's one or the other
>either it's a jerk-off lifestyle, or a going out and trying to find sex lifestyle
>somehow, women seem to do both successfully
I don't understand
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>>39418303
Maybe they're just horny more often.
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>>39418303
I hate sex
I only have sex so that I feel worthless and terrible
I only get sexual satisfaction from masturbation
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>>39418303
Women don't want sex, you idiot. They want security and social status, and use sex to get it. Men do the opposite.
And here we are, autists completely incapable of relating to the wretched state of the modern female, and the few who are decent, are out of reach for all eternity.
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>loved war and guns as a kid
>tried to fit in with other kids
>rejected by all groups
>"anon why do you always sit alone? Dont you have any friends?"
>no.gif
>ff highschool, kids call me school shooter
Share your childhood memories, good or bad
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>>39418208
I always got teased like that by other kids, anon. In their minds, If you're not an extroverted normie with a huge group of friends, then that automatically makes you a weirdo and a creep who deserves to get fucked with. Fuck school. Also,
>used to have an amazing athletic body
>ran track and cross country in high school and college, ran 10+ miles a day
>depression hit and stopped working out, ate like shit and laid in bed all day
>now have the same body type as Bojack, get winded just walking up stairs
Fuck
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I had the same nickname in highschool bud. All my teammates called me Shooter.
Its cuz I hit one of my mates in the back of the head with a sidearm pass one time at practice. I also had few real friends cuz i was so competitive. High school is rough stuff
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>America has so many school shootings that kids use "school shooter" as a nickname
Holy fucking shit. I love you yanks, but that's really fucked up, don't ya think?
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Retarded adopted brother 2017-08-31 03:31:11 Post No.39418191
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Help robots my mom adopted a kid who is fucking cancer. He acts like a nignog all the fucking time and it makes me want to sock him in the stomach. He also might be mentally challenged.
For example:
>Only watches anime vids, reaction vids, and compilations.
>Freezes like a deer in traffic if you say anything sternly to him
>always comes in when im about to beat my meat
>is clumsy as fuck
> dances like a retard whenever he can
>sings like a retard whenever he can.
>chooses to listen to music outloud when he has headphones
So what do /r9k/?
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>>39418191
Turn 18, and get the fuck off my board until then
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>>39418191
realize he's a kid and his immaturity suits his age, and that yours is just telling of the fact that you're a fucking failure
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>>39418191
Kill the nigger
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How many years of your life did you waste on 4chan?
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been here on and off since 2010.
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>>39418180
time is not wasted, if you enjoy wasting it
famaokfafafkpasnf
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eIeventy seven
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Post the saddest, most feel invoking stuff you've got.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY7Yvx2PYA
this is ravioli
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnjLiguterM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc
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I have a new outlook on life 2017-08-31 03:25:34 Post No.39418120
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I have a new outlook on life
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Instead of the usual, "life is meanlingless" thing i have going for me, im going to change that entirely.
Im no longer the kid with the group of outcasts.
Im going to brighten peoples day, as much as i can.
I will be as kind and respectful to people as i can, without any sort of expectations for what follows.
You might be wondering,
>"anon, why are you changing your outlook?"
Because of pic related.
If someone loves me, than im going to love life again.
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>Because of pic related.
>changing your outlook on life because one roastie feeding you a bunch of BS
How pathetic are you m8? Do you have no core principals?
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>>39418120
Nice, anon, im proud of you. I reallyhope whatever you are gonna try, you are gonna achieve it and bless this cursed world,even if its only a little, we need more people like you.
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>>39418120
1. Kid, get the fuck outta r9k, dont count these genuinely degenerate fucking skids as kin, theres a huge difference between an awkward friendless kid in school, and a 35 yo living at home having never worked a job
2. When dealing with cunts like this, the biggest thing is to go out on your fucking feet having told her to fuck herself, and not let yourself be a little bitch for her
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Link five high quality /r9k/ threads currently in the catalog or the archive.
You can't.
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>>39418111
At least it's not as bad as /b/.
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you're part of the problem. no good
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>>39418146
This board is a sewer. It would be difficult for one person to manage to make it worse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMK4dSiTPIY
>sono kimochi kanojo ga inai toki
you feel it too don't you?
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tfwnogf has actually started ruling my life.
i knew that feel so well... i became that feel
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hontou no koto wo iu to that's a pretty good kimochi oniifam
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>>39418355
thanks fampaitachi
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>tfw someone cuts you off because you're starting to ramble again
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>>39418061
>tfw people ignore you when youre speaking in a group setting
fucking cocksuckers
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>>39418068
>tfw when you actually let them
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>>39418068
Anon, your so silent omg! Say something.
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I'm seriously gonna hurt someone one of these days. My coworkers are scum and I can't stop fantasizing about knifing them. I work in a shitty factory so it would be easy.
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Just calm down anon. Don't do anything stupid.
Just meme it out
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>>39417972
Reported have fun guy
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What's making you fell like that, OP?
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*aborts your baby*
Umm... No sweetie. My body my rules!
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*aborts your life*
My property my rules.
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>>39417980
Well said, property, well said.
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>>39417958
Oh thank god I was afraid I would have to set up an elaborate accident to kill the thing but have enough of an alibi to not get into legal trouble.
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Womankind is the root of all evil.
We must purge women from earth in order to save mankind.
The war of the pink flesh is coming
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The Great Purging
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc
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>>39417942
I just had a flirtatious encounter & banter with a cute cashier chick at a Panda Express place about 17 minutes ago. Is it that hard y'all to talk, seduce and court a chick? Goddamn son, I reckon y'all gots to start lifting; it'll fixing to boast your test and confidence boy. Stop being a akward faggot and start training y'all social skills ya shut-in niggers.
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>>39418753
talking to your sister Cletus doesn't count as flirting
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>stalked a girl online
>it backfired
What went wrong?
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are you the fag that posted her discord the other day? bailey or smth like that
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>>39417946
no, I found a cutie I met IRL on the Rover app and started setting up fake dog walks with like butterflies and stuff so she would meet me somewhere and we would make love. but it did not work.
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>>39417931
how did it backfire?
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>be me
>make tinder profile
>use my best pictures
>write a good description
>swipe right on everyone
>even black girls and one trap
I got 1 match each week for the first 3 weeks, and I've had none in the last 4 weeks. All 3 of my matches were dog ugly, but still I took time to write messages based off their profiles, and yet, I've gotten no replies.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
How do I get a gf?
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make sure you show of brand names on clothes shoes etc if you have anything designer or hypebeast
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>>39417947
This.
Being /fa/ is the key to other people liking you.
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>>39417925
Uggg listen to her only 6 seconds
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
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Why has comedy gotten so lazy? 2017-08-31 03:01:22 Post No.39417799
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Why has comedy gotten so lazy?
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Why the fuck has comedy gotten so lazy lately? Its all the same recycled shit. I don't even like trump and I am sick of hearing this "LOLOL Drumpf = bad" bullshit.
Netflix comedy is getting worse too, "Disjointed" and their stoner comedy bullshit. "lol I smoke weed" isn't even funny once. This is catering only to retards who still smoke pot in their 40's.
Comedy used to be interesting, hell Lenny Bruce went to jail for his jokes, Carlin may have been edgy but he was edgy and funny. Dave Chapel was fucking hilarious because he was innovative.
Why is comedy just... boring now?
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Back when I smoked weed the last thing I wanted to watch was "stoner comedy". If netfix was smart they would upload more nature/earth/space documentaries if they wanted to cater to weed smokers.
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>>39417799
Comedy has been completely infested with liberal numales. We need new Bill Hicks, Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, et al.
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Seems like most good comedy is either independent or free