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If you're a misogynist, you're alright. Racists, however, must leave.

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>A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.

>And even more tragically, the man's body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.

>The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html

he truly was one of us

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Coffee is so good. i already drank a pot think ill make another one Any other neets here drink coffee

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Yawn. Good morning wagie. Its finally friday and you are looking forward to the 2 precious days off.

Oh wait, Mr. Shekelberg is asking for you to stay late. Its fine, its not like you had any friends or plans today.

Ive been up all night playing vidya and watching animu, just had breakfast and will probably go back to sleep until 2pm when my neetbux arrive in the mail.

Poor wagie, when will you ever learn that us neets are just living a superior lifestyle that everyone is working for in the end.

Anyways, back to getting yelled at by Mr. Shekelberg cause of the drop in the reports for the week. Ill be playing vidya if you need me

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robots and gentlemen, are you in the mood to watch a movie with fellow kek-followers?

we are watching THE ALAMO (2004) now!
join and praise kek!

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

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How do you know if a girl is interested in you or is just being friendly? There is a girl at my work who always looks at me and smiles and is the only one to greet me when I come to work or says good bye when I leave(apart from the male workers of course). She also talks with me and we often talk on phone too about general things like music, movies etc. Tell me fellow robots and normies, before I spill my heart to her and lose the only female friend that I ever made in my life.

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Who /LegacyLeague/ here? Anybody play this game and want somebody to play with?

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the superpowers you get are real. The only downside of nofap is that if you fap while on nofap it makes you feel bad. headaches, depression, anxiety, etc. If you dont fap you get literal superpowers.

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i have absolutely nothing better to do

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Black men are literally pooing into our women's mouths

What are you gonna do about it?

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>mommy moves us into an apartment after her and daddy broke up
>completely surrounded by black people
>Can hear them yelling and sometimes playing music not only in their own apartments but on the sidewalk loud enough so that I can hear it through my window when I'm trying to take my naps

Mommy I want to go HOME

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Who /absurdist/ here ?
Thoughts on Camus's books and his philosophy ?

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What is the difference between a relationship and friendship?

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So I've been noticing some strange behaviour of my friends, actually, some of them, the ones who are in a relationship: they are getting way too close with me.
It's not I don't like being close to people, they are really good friends, but sometimes it hets weird, like the time when my friend's girlfriend just asked me to lay my head on her lap, and then my friend just started patting my head.
There was this other time when I was in a bus ride with some people and another couple asked me to sit on the middle seat between them, we talked the whole trip.
And so it goes, the couples on my social circles are always the ones that get the closer to me, we talk and laugh together, while the single girls and guys tend to not get too close.
I'm not complaining, I am just curious if it's something that all couples have, a single person to serve as "official third wheel", or it's just my friends that like me way too much.

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If you don't sleep in the same clothes you wore all day you're normie and should kys.