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>>34711979
you wont stand a chance stupid neet i have a gun that i bought with the money i earned by waging

thats the hat from ROBLOX.

I find these stupid fucking posts hilarious and I hate them so much

>>34711888
You think saying in your mom's basement will make girls chase you? They wouldn't even know you exist.

>>34711958
I don't know about you, but I leave the basement every once in a while and leave a dating site profile sitting around.

I'm 19 and look 14, I really doubt a female will ever come to me.

If you have a job, you're not a NEET, just an employed loser.

>>34711910
True, I keep forgetting the true definition of that word.

if you dont have social/physical handicaps thats a pretty shitty excuse go work construction or drive a bus etc

1) The female antagonist voice acting is fucking awful, and if they don't immediately fix that before the pilot airs it will objectively be shit.

2) That isn't how you Who here / /? you fucking plebbit shitball

>>34711866
>Fucking Azula
>Shit
Whew lad, too much contrarian for me

>>34711845
ayy me too anon. new season looks sweet

>>34711766
This is the 4th literal gay post I saw today. I think it's time for me to leave this board.

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>>34711766
Senior year of hs, we were doing skits for my theater class me and and my pretty much only friend, a cuteboy who could've easily passed as a girl, were the class clowns so I played it off as a joke and said no homo afterwards

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Over the holidays last year, made out with my cousin. We've been fooling around pretty regularly since we first hit puberty, basically every chance we get.

I consider myself "mostly" straight, he's the only guy I've ever done anything sexual with, or had any sort of emotions for.

>>34711719
>Pretty
>Chubby

Bad bait mate. Better luck next time.

>>34711719

I'm pretty sure I'd make a good bet to assume that you're out of shape aswell. And no, being skinny is not being in shape.

Why not work out together? You should be motivation for eachother.

>>34711688
I hereby save this thread

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>>34711688
What did Agatha mean by this?

>>34713065
>>34711688

>women are this delusional
really makes wants me to scream

>>34711651
I have a bf and only a few friends but I'm still a fembot

>>34711651
>don't have a bf
so you basically wanna keep women as miserable as you?

they dry up like that. biological clock is ticking. ideally you'd wanna see girls who make wise choices and limited ones, in case something goes bad. and a girl who isn't playing ring toss on random dicks.

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>>34712050
>bf
>friends
>fembot
Holy shit do you take the shortbus through all those mental gymnastics you're doing there?

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>>34711649
HERE'S MORE ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT FOR (YOU)

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>>34711649
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD?

ORORORORIGNAL

>>34711934
YOU RESPONDED DIDNT YOU?

:^)

>>34711637
I cope with it by not being a sheep who needs to run his opinions through a bunch of virgins on a Laotian tapestry weaving website. Think for yourself.

>>34711748
and a *tip* to you my gentlesir

>>34711806
Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. You should probably go, though. You're missing /r9k/ approved media #275.

Don't know what we are missing

>haven't had sex in three hours
it's getting unbearable to be alive

i can have sex with myself whenever i want

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>>34711622
>What does it really mean to be yourself?

I'll tell you the absolute truth right now. You ready?

Be yourself means don't pretend to be someone else because you won't be able to keep it up for long before she sniffs out who you actually are.

At least if you're acting like yourself there's a chance a woman will actually be into that, but that totally depends on how autistic you and they are or how autistic you aren't and they aren't. Or are and aren't, or aren't and are.

>>34711622

Be yourself means "I don't really have any advice for you so I'll give you an answer that doesn't really have any weight to it.

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>>34711824
>>34711716
That's not what I meant.

I meant in a context broader than girls and socializing what does being yourself mean?

>>34711581
I hope the night ends with you turning her guts inside out with your dick

why such a normie movie?

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Have some drinks and roll with it. Just don't build up expectations and suffer if things don't go your way. Women are illogical.

Be relaxed, affectionate and laid back and don't freak if she drops the "let's just be friends meme". Women don't even know what they want and aren't conscious of their intentions. Act distant if the situation demand it and she may end up liking you more.

Again don't question it, women don't have reasoning capacities. They operate through feels.

>>34711581
>Inside Out
Are you 12?

>>>/2014/
Antique meme you got there

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posting images of stuff that I find

never again will i fall for the flour jew

same famalama
>tfw cock fetish

D E V I L I S H

O R I G I N A L

M U T E D

>>34711500

You will be, anon. That's how it starts for all gay men.