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TIPs: You guys can fuck chicks. It's easy 2017-06-03 08:55:40 Post No.37474926
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TIPs: You guys can fuck chicks. It's easy
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Have some fucking confidence. Leave your bedroom. Go to a fucking club. Sluts are everywhere waiting to be fucked.
Wanna know the steps? Identify a girl you think is hot. Make sure she is in a group of all girls (they never go alone and if any fags are there they are probably boyfriends or beta losers that will kill your game on your approach).
Anyways. Talk to the girl you think is hot. Doesnt fucking matter what you say. Dont need to prepare shit. Just make sure you make it clear you who you wanna fuck. Be cool about it. Make them laugh. Get the chick by herself. Get her number Try to fuck her that night.
If it dont work, then text her. Meet her alone next night. Make it clear you wanna fuck, fuck.
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You faggots think its hard? lmao. I fuck several girls on the side. I fuck one one ngiht. Fuck a different the next.
Youd be surprised how fucking easy it is to fuck a girl. They text me their tits too.
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>>37474926
A simple reverse image search and I have deduced that you are telling porkies on the internet.
I've had sex several times btw. The last time was 2 months and 2 days ago.
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>>37474926
nice take on a classic pasta
8/10 needs more sauce
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>>37475014
i post on b a lot.
here is another bitch
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I eat this meal three or four times a week. Some people would probably look down on me, but I've never gotten tired of it. Where I live right now, there aren't very many good chicken places unfortunately, but I love Culver's.
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culvers is ok but expensive as fuck. not going there ever again
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21 meals a week
four are fries and chicken
don't worry unless you are a fatty.
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>>37474620
It's a little more expensive than most other fast food places, but I like it more than the chicken from Wendy's or Hardee's. I wish I lived near a Chick-fil-A or Zaxby's but I don't anymore.
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Memes No One Will Remember 2017-06-03 08:32:06 Post No.37474403
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Memes No One Will Remember
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2017-06-03 08:32:06
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ITT: Memes no one will remember.
Either now, or in the coming future.
>the delegates, dahnald. where are they?
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Anondont tell mom
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The Wunky meme that was on /x/. You can't even find the copypasta anymore, its lost in time.
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>>37474403
>this mother fucker
this comment is original, fuck off
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>Best friend had an argument with his daughter
>She shows up at my house
>She ran away from home because she didn't want to be around her dad
>She wants to stay here because I'm 'better than her dad'
>Don't want this
>Call her dad and ask him to come pick her up
>She overhears me and says she doesn't want to go and she'd rather live in the street
>He tells me to put up with her for a day or two so she cools off and he'll come pick her up
>Tell him I don't exist to babysit his children and to come pick her up
>She overhears me and asks if I don't like her
>Feel like an asshole and say fine I'll let her stay
>Don't know what to do here
Being the cool uncle figure doesn't pay off. How do I convince her to go home?
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She's gonna be gone in a day. Just treat her like she's your cousin and needs to stay the night or something.
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>>37474379
Step 1:
>talk to her and find out what the dumb argument was about
You need intel.
Step 2:
>don't be too welcoming, you can't let this be vacation-like
>if she wants to stay she has to clean / do her homework / etc.
>be generally annoying in terms of the volume you go around your business at home
Step 3:
>DON'T FUCK HER
>DO NOT
If you follow this procedure and mostly ignore her it should be good.
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>>37474379
Why did you let her in? If you dont want people in your house and have trouble throwing them out then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET HER IN?
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>Watch bf simulator anime
>End up on all fours licking up vodka
What's my end game here robots?
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>>37474311
To lots of (you)s by pretending to be a woman.
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>bf simulator anime
elaborate pls
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>>37474311
Transition into a woman.
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Are men the problem?
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Just wear the hijab, Allah's sake.
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The hijab itsself is a fucking problem
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No woman in the west is attacked for wearing a hijab.
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This is the ultimate food, healthy, cheap and tasty.
Prove me wrong, protip, you can't,
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>>37474272
yes, they are great, but they aren't cheap where I live :(
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>>37474272
>tasty
no
all fish is gross.
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the smell is really disgusting. the most i can handle is canned tuna
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Is there anyone who has met Elliot Rodger irl? Any testimonies? And are there videos where he appears which are not filmed by himself (except hunger games ones), has anyone managed to find and similar rare material?
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>>37474249
he reminds me of a kid in my math class who kept texting me about why i wouldnt go to the movies with him.
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He more than likely didn't have any friends and people who interacted with him probably forgot about him after their interaction.
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>>37474249
I wonder if Peter or some other family member ever recorded any home videos.
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Robot paying for love cannot get sex 2017-06-03 08:06:01 Post No.37473925
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Robot paying for love cannot get sex
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2017-06-03 08:06:01
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Even a robot PAYING for a gold digger woman can't get love. How is this acceptable?
Why don't we have rights?
Why do robot lives not matter?
Why are we so outcasted?
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I saw this shit with my mom and post about my disdain for this fat spic regularly
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>>37473925
You have rights.
You're not entitled to love and affection.
Forcing someone to be attracted to you/love you would infringe upon their rights.
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>>37473925
Whats the story behind that webm?
If she is a gold digger, she is a really shitty one.
Why should he continue giving her money, if she acts like that?
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who /friendsless/ here?
>spend my days alone
>my mom even asked me about it
I hate this
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the only social interaction i get is on /r9k/ lol
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>>37473797
Me dude.
I'm a cryptonormie because I have a job and go outside to exercise but I'm pretty much alone except for my family.
It's not my fault but it's not easy to change.
>>37473816
It's good though right? Everyone seems pretty smart.
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>>37473797
it's time to get shit done. roll.
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What is /r9k/ upto right now?
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>>37473767
Xjxjjdjdjdjdnndjdjdjdjfnfjjdjd
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>>37473767
Hating you with a firey passion.
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Absolutely nothing. I know my life has gone to shit because I don't do anything but lay in bed and sometimes watch Family Guy. I don't even like Family Guy, but it's the only show that requires no effort to watch.
>>37473767
Responding because I love my mother. Shrooms were fun though.
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>5'11" tall dudes: I'm totally 6 feet i swear"
do you feel like a big boy?
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>>37473733
>tfw 5'11"
>Always tell people I'm 5'11"
>5'10" normies tell everyone that they're 6'
Why do normies do this?
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>>37473733
>be 5'3.75"
>tell people im 5'2" so they imagine me as more adorbale than I already am
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>5" dick dudes: I'm totally 6" I swear
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Have you ever done any online roleplaying?
Video games, forums, fucking youtube of all places. Tell us all what you've done and why you do it
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No, because im not gay. Krmdkd
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I roleplayed as a young Kirin Tor mage and a seasoned Scarlet Crusader in WoW because it's nice to create interactive stories like that.
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I play roleplaying servers on ss13
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>Just took my SAT
>Friend told me it's mostly common sense stuff
>Decide to not study
>Totally bombed my mathematics
>Could only answer 20 out of 58 questions
Will Universities think I'm retarded?
I'm pretty sure I got a 100 on the reading and writing stuff though.
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this is why it's best to take it super early
and yes they will, SAT / ACT is around 30% of the application depending on the school
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>>37473593
you can take it multiple times, by my third try i pushed it up to a 1560.
You can do it OP!
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>>37473593
Yes they'll think you're retarded. The questions are diverse but not difficult in their own right.
Take it again and try not to fuck up so bad this time.
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>Don't take shit from people
>Defend my opinions
>Don't put girls on a pedestal
>If I don't agree with something I say so
>Still called beta
I don't get it. I actually don't get it. Nothing I do is submissive or doormat like at all.
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>>37473397
The problem is you giving a shit about their opinions.
Who called you that anyway?
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>>37473397
You're just an edgy teen that thinks people care about what he has to say.
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>>37473430
No one's explicitly said it, but it's implied
>>37473434
Retard