Who else /pikeman/ zergrush here?
>cheap
>no gold needed
>good if in a big group
>way more fun to command
well /r9k/?
>>37617073
Dude pikeman rush is total desperation, at that point you should just use the wood for farms and build light calvalry. use the wood for skirmishers. Some pikes are good for zerg rush if you wanna send in a 2 or 3 battering rams but a group of skirmishers is better for a seige to shut down their production
>>37617256
like a group of pikes with a few rams might take out a town center that's like 600 wood but the resources you lost to do it just isnt even worth the effort if they hit imp age and can build a new one, and by that time there is no way you're wasting your resources on pikes they'd get beat off too easy
>>37617073
man i played this game for few hundreds of hours when i was like 7, eventually i bought the hd edition too but always got dumpstered in online matches
i guess that learning micro and even better map awareness would help me in dota but this game is pretty hard
See something on Tinder that just made you go "What the fuck?" Something that made you lose faith in women as a whole? Maybe you just found a girl you want to put on blast for the rest of us virgins.
Whatever the case, post the most sickening, terrifying, or depressing Tinder profiles you can find.
>>37617065
Come on niggas some of you have to have some shit singles in your area
Fembot here. Is it acceptable or considered bad manners to make a tinder if you don't want to hook up? I just want to see how many matches I get and see what they say to me.
>>37617310
>fembot here
GTFO
some days are bad, some days good,but there are some days that are the worse day of your life.
so what are the details of the worse day(s) of your life anon?
and what some of your best days
>>37616852
>best days
November 8, 2016. US Election night. Was laughing all night long.
>worst days
Too many to count, but in particular:
November 3, 2012
>first time I lost the will to live and the lowest I've ever been, felt like the back of my skull was on fire
also, any weekend this year and the last two weeks
>>37616852
That pic is just adorable, I like the thought of unroastie-ing a chick and making her a good wife
>>37616852
I hate this picture. There's no such thing as redemption and people don't deserve a second chance
i realized today that i have no charisma
charisma is just knowing when and how to lie to people in order to get them to like you better
i don't lie to anyone i like.
i tell them flat out if there's a thing i think they are doing is wrong or don't tell them at all if i think it's not constructive.
i think this is why i don't have any lady friends or a gf
>charisma is just knowing when and how to lie to people in order to get them to like you better
You seem to have charisma mixed up with sociopathy.
>i tell them flat out if there's a thing i think they are doing is wrong or don't tell them at all if i think it's not constructive.
Maybe you need to practice giving constructive criticism and compliments.
The ladies love getting compliments, Anon. You should practice giving compliments Anonymously until you're good at it.
>>37616806
>charisma is just knowing when and how to lie to people in order to get them to like you better
No, it's legitimately liking yourself enough to visibly express it in order to get them to like you better.
That's why you don't have charisma.
>>37616806
>playing with the cursor keys
who the fuck she think she is?
I'm gonna stop bullying them when I go to the beach now
Crabs are basically the spiderbros of the sea, aren't they?
Do crabs think fish can fly?
>>37616952
I think that and I'm not a crab.
Does anyone else have no friends? I feel like a complete retard for not being able to connect to anyone even on imageboards. Not to mention I always lie about myself so no one knows the real me. I wish I could just have one close friend who liked me for who I am. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
>>37616364
I know the feeling but too socially retarded to really talk any more about it or contribute anything meaningful.
>>37616364
Even on the internet people find me boring, sometimes i even laugh at how much i suck.
Pretty much almost friendless myself almost, were quite a lot of years when I was. A lot of people would just do hostile things to try and abuse me. I don't really even know what to say to people that seem trust worthy anymore I just try to avoid them so the assholes that come after me don't go after them too.
Well it's happened...
>be at a normie edm concert
>most people are on drugs
>take ecstasy, because fuck my life
>start dancing and qt girl starts dancing with me
>makes all the moves because I'm a pussy
>lose my virginity to her that night
>she's 21 and I'm 25
>we date for 4 months
>fall pretty hard for her
>find out from one her friends that they used to be fuck buddies
>says she used to have multiple fuck buddies after her last break last year
>play it casual, but heart sinks to the floor
>this was 4 days ago
I mean I should have known better. But god damn it, I don't think I can keep doing this. I've been kind of brushing her off since I found out. Skipped work the last two days because I've just been drinking and moping around at home.
I'm thinking about ending it.
>>37616000
>be at a normie edm concert
how does this happen? do you have friends?
gtfo my board norman. Enjoy your used goods
>>37616016
I have one hyper normie cousin who cares about me and doesn't like me being sad and alone all the time
>If there are none, press skip.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>37615799
Worse yet is when you get through the captcha that forces me to call myself a filthy normie, then my comment isn't "original" enough so have to redo the fucking thing.
>>37615799
Please select all matching images.
>default captcha is catered to phoneposting cancer
>the actually usable captcha is 'legacy captcha'
>shh shh shhh here he comes--Oh hey Anon! Uh, big plans tonight?
>snicker
>giggle
>heh, lmao, rofl, lol, kek, top lel, haha, omg
I've got bigger things than my plans.
>>37615374
Why are you people in my house?
fuji makes me so happy
i love talking to fuji! i get really nervous though. i never want to bother him! but i love his mannerisms and how kind he is. fuji is a gift!!
>>37615199
I know you used this image because I've posted it on this board a few times.
My influence grows.
>>37615199
Argentino contestame porfavor?
Vos sos cruel?
>>37615199
what makes you nervous?
What makes him good?
How we doing?
How many of youse who are in this age bracket are not NEET? Please sign this log book if you are not a NEET.
If you're a shit frogposter you can fuck right off.
Only nice NEETS allowed.
Six months until I reach 25. Why should I live past that point?
Get a job lebowski
>>37615034
I have a shitty part time job that doesn't give men any hours and am about to go back to school for another go at a masters. I wish I could get bucks and be NEET in a trailer or shack out in the middle of nowhere. Cities are fun to explore but the people there seem to always hate me.
You have approximately three (3) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
>>37613203
I've seen sluttier girls
>>37613203
Her face looks like it got beat in with a shovel
Looks like she can eat two dozen donuts by herself
I like her room
oregon
>Oof...excuse me, do you think I could have your seat? This lil guy is getting so big!
>>37612301
You're not fooling anyone you fat bitch. Now make like a nigger and make your way to the back.
>>37612301
Eh, this I have no problem with. I'm fine giving up my seat for pregnant women, disabled/sick people, or old ass folk.
>inb4 REEEEEEE
>just stop eating you fat cunt
BF/GF self thread.
Make yourself as an ideal bf/gf.
>>37611671
I'd date you desu. I might be too neet for you. or you might be gay.
Here's me, I made this originoolly all by myself last night.
Reposting again for more mockery yay
Tell me about your masturbation habits, /r9k/.
How much do you do it?
What do you do it to? Porn, 2D, H-doujin, erotica, sound recordings, Mongolian throat singing?
I'll start,
Four to five times a day but it varies with my mood etc.
Usually just fantasies, or smut fanfiction, though lately I enjoyed audio recordings too.
3 times a day exclusively to brappppppp
>>37611461
>Four to five times a day
Jesus Christ, your dick must be like, a bag of flour with virtually nothing left in it, and when you shake it, a white cloud of dust weakly pops out.
every so often , Asian girls (solo) are the only worth while humans left.