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>>37591325
You need to stop smoking all day long dude.

Smoke only at night so you can relax after a hard day. Sometimes we need that "hard reality" at morning/afternoon so at night you can actually enjoy a joint. That's how you can cope with that "addiction" and still enjoy weed.

>>> another 420 anon.

Also I just wanna say all of my stoner friends are the most toxic people on the planet. They have only hurt my psychological state. True addicts don't care about spending time with you their just looking for a quick way to get their weed fix.

>>37591449

Also this anon, i had a lot of those friends and i left 'em because i wasn't high all fucking day long.

Change will come and then you will become a true 420 fag, it's part of the journey.

>>37591146
am I on /s4s/

this is original

>>37591286
Hmmmmmm it really makes you ponder

show me some fucking respect

>>37591097
Are you surprised? oribinal

>>37591097
I think there is some sample bias here

>>37591097
yeah goiym work 16 hours a day and be happy

>>37590953
you literally can't be a robot if you're not balding

a robot haircut is a haircut done by yourself that ends up looking like you obviously cut your own hair and did a pretty shit job at it, meaning you have to wear a beanie no matter how hot it is outside.

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is there hope for me

im 20yo btw

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>>37590933

asian boys CANNOT be robots

they are literally equivalent to Stacey

lmao what is this channel. all the videos are funny

hey this channel is gold i'm gonna repost this on pol

>>37590810
yes they do. we robots arent welcome in normie society unfortunately. they can smell the spagehtti waiting to spill on us.

They can tell from body language alone

>>37590810
No they don't. I'm as robot as it gets but when I'm in public my balls scrape the floor. I look them straight in the eye and they look away. They have no "senses" they just detect that you are WEAK.

I haven't even gone yet. Well I did to sign up, but I haven't worked out yet. I plan to go tomorrow but I'm nervous because I've never done it. I'm worried that I'll mess up because I've never used the equipment before. I know that I just gotta get the first time over with and then it won't be so bad but I don't know how I'm going to do it.

>>37590978
Well, do you have a routine? If you do, then you should already have done research on proper form.

>>37590712
Just do it lad, they don't go to the gym to watch you work out lol

>>37590700
why the fuck do you think you'll get any sympathy here?
fuck off to >>>/adv/

>>37590700
She met somebody else. That's what the 'it's nit you...' line means. I know, because I've used it myself in the past.

>>37590700
Hahahahaha. You're a real faggot, you know that. It's pussies like you that put a smile on my face. Im sure she was just dating you because she felt sorry for a pathetic cuck like yourself. You can't ask her to stay in the relationship when she has absolutely nothing to work with. Just kys, senpai. You'll be doing mankind a favor.

>>37590585

yeah i really dont know what the beta orbiters hope to gain

don't question it just accept that this is the world we live in now

i almost gave money to a girl before, but she had already sent me nudes on kik already
but i dont care about money, its probably that

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>>37590338
N0OOOOOOO IM GONNA FART AGAIN

ITS RUSSIAN ROULETE BUT WITH A FULLY LOADED ASSAULT RIFLE THAT FIRES SHIT

>>37590387

come join the escapade >>37586425

You might hate to hear this but weed really, really helps with ibs. Like a ton

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loads of people base their identity soley on their sexuality, OP

i'm not saying it's healthy

but it's oh so very normal

>>37590291
>cause I wouldnt be able to post here anymore

You're damn right you wouldn't be able to post here anymore. I'm glad to see some people respect the rule.

>>37590804
seeing you post is nostalgic

what can I do to become a christfag as a 30 year old friendless handholdless virgin NEET shutin

now you are married to your dog

>>37590313
I live in Arkansas man, what will people do once they find out my dog is gay?

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>>37590284
this is disgusting and should not be posted around dinner time

In my experience, you'd be another disappointed acquaintance for me to forget.

>>37590208
>I overcame it (sorry probably can't help you with that)
>Now I want to be there
>But how can I do that if you just hide in your cave and cry?

why are you asking how you can help when you've just admitted you can't help?

>>37590208
If you "overcame" it, you never really had it. Fuck off normie.

your lack of options more like

I'm a femboy and I've dated a few traps. most of them are overly emotional and crazy. if you don't give them constant attention they threaten to hurt or kill themselves. They also are constantly debating if they're a tranny or not, and it just gets fucking exhausting. Idk why anyone would ever want to date one.

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>>37590207
they look like men, and act like what they THINK girls typically act like. meaning they behave and sound completely retarded

so in essence, if you date a trap, you're actually just dating a retard

>>37590159
are you trying to catch them of guard by starting out with sex questions? If so the better question is "how do you want to fuck me"

>>37590159
Fken kek'd originally.

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>>37590159
>he gets matches
>on top of that matches that answer back
I WANT NORMIES TO LEAVE