Why aren't you bullying a robot? There's so many of us out there who need you!
They need your dominance! Give it to them!
WTF is wrong with women??
How does /r9k/ feel about futa?
obv mine is futa my ideal futa is a feminine asian girl like mulan but with a huge 9 inch yellow cock no homo. other futa fags what is your ideal futa?
Well if I had to have a futa gf brah she'd be a modest middle eastern girl with hijab im not gay so I want the Benis to actually be feminine so 4inch and shes hairy thats all I want I guesz
I have a thing for thick futas with large and soft dicks and balls, especially if they're milfs
> Ever got so depressed that you just stop fapping?
Literally just layed my penis aside and closed all tabs of porn. this has been going on for about a month now. I'm not even getting aroused anymore. fapping is dull, life is dull, i'm still alone.
I've been idling for days now, just listening to music while not enjoying anything I do at all
What is the best one-liner to say before or after kicking someone in the balls ?
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Bethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
What did you have for dinner anon?
ill start: kapsalon
a dutch variation of kebab mixed with fries, cheese, lettuce, tomato, union and garlic sauce.
>only good thing to come out of the middle east to europe
2 pieces of toast
1 just butter
1 with strawberry jam
I could go for more toast. or just more food.
Why haven't you learned how to scuba dive yet?
Can someone invite me to a discord server im bored
Who was the biggest titted hucow that you knew anons and what happened to them?
There were no hucows only fat chicks and not like curvy just fat to the point where their boobs have to be big. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LET DOWN IN SO MANY FUCKING WAYS. Hell I saw way nore ass in college than I did tits. Man fuck this area. It's gott so much shit in the air I wouldn't be surprised if it stopped breasts from going full potential. I fucking hate this place.
Why is metal considered autistic?
Friendo, I've listened to metal since I was 8 and I can tell you it is without a doubt the dorkiest, most autistic and nerdiest genre of music there is.
>"Won't allow myself happiness because its all lies"
Is he dare I say it /ourguy/
Some time ago I saw a few threads with OC of wojak and pepe charging up some blue orb punch, but never saved any of the images. I also remember some thread with pepe punching a mirror and seeing wojak as his reflection, and the opposite. I'll post some stuff I have myself, you anons can fill in.
Yada Yada robot filter is ineffective.
Hey if you type out some random stuff the robot filter gets bypassed.
How do you guys meet new friends online
>get off the internet
What the fuck?
Life is just a distraction from the process of dying, especially if you're not rearing offspring.
Some distractions are considered more maladaptive and some are considered virtuous but that will vary depending on what (if any) value system you subscribe to.
Yes. It's the reason why most of us can't leave even if we know 4chan (or reddit or tumblr or whatever social media shit) is a bad influence in our lives. What do you want us to tell you.
How do you guys cope with having no friends at all? I like being alone but at the same time its weird knowing you can only talk to people online like on here. Im too much of a pussy to straight up kms but at the same time if i kbewbi was gonna fall over dead later i wouldnt care.
any tips on how to get more out of my time? or should i just stop caring about health and smoke all the cigarettes i want and not care if i waste my time
i also have zero friends. my phone literally has 3 contacts; mom, dad, older brother.
I play lot of online vidya for social interaction - not adding steam friends or anything, just knowing i'm playing with other people in real-time is enough for me.
>should i just stop caring about health
definitely not. don't see yourself as a failure because you have no friends or are asocial. daily exercise, good diet, good hygiene, and mental stimulation are 4 things I recommend to not feel miserable all the time.
Also, as you already know, in the real world, people judge each other primarily on outer appearance. And whether we want to or not, we eventually have to deal with people face-to-face for essential things, so taking care of yourself can help you feel less anxious and more confident in those situations. (you're less likely to fuck up)
don't kys friend