How does /r9k/ feel about futa?obv mine is futa my ideal futa is a feminine asian girl like mulan but with a huge 9 inch yellow cock no homo. other futa fags what is your ideal futa?
>>36469023
this is hilariously bad
anyway i've been getting rid of porn from my life and it seems to be working
Well if I had to have a futa gf brah she'd be a modest middle eastern girl with hijab im not gay so I want the Benis to actually be feminine so 4inch and shes hairy thats all I want I guesz
I have a thing for thick futas with large and soft dicks and balls, especially if they're milfs
> Ever got so depressed that you just stop fapping?
Literally just layed my penis aside and closed all tabs of porn. this has been going on for about a month now. I'm not even getting aroused anymore. fapping is dull, life is dull, i'm still alone.
I've been idling for days now, just listening to music while not enjoying anything I do at all
I know that feeling, I'll still fap to avoid wet dreams though.
>>36469169
Avoid why? Wet dreams are pretty nice
>>36469020
I've felt like this for a week now, it's not too encouraging to hear that it's been a month for you. I just want this feeling to end.
What is the best one-liner to say before or after kicking someone in the balls ?
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Bethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
>>36468996
TWINKY HOUSE
>>36468996
"I'm very sorry, are you okay?"
What did you have for dinner anon?
ill start: kapsalon
a dutch variation of kebab mixed with fries, cheese, lettuce, tomato, union and garlic sauce.>only good thing to come out of the middle east to europe
2 pieces of toast
1 just butter
1 with strawberry jam
I could go for more toast. or just more food.
Cold pasta with chicken and tomato sauce
little caesars or whatever I'm supposed to be shilling
where are my $0.02?
Why haven't you learned how to scuba dive yet?
>>36468856
>why?
I am a beta who can't swim.
>can already swim in water
>can already sink in water
wtf do i need to "learn"? how to push the water out of the fucking scuba mask? cause i can put that together myself
>>36468963
>wtf do i need to "learn"?
how to scuba
take a class
Can someone invite me to a discord server im bored
>>36468822
just made one don't know why
/spy7v
it's empty
And lonely and it won't fucking let me post it because it thinks it's spam god dammit.
Would anyone care to come up with a Discord username for me? I'll take whatever is suggested.
>discord
>>>/soc/
Who was the biggest titted hucow that you knew anons and what happened to them?
She's obese and has 3 kids now.
She's got 36E tits (and brags about them, often, its almost cute) but she's married to another woman so that ship has sailed. ;_;
>>36468812
There were no hucows only fat chicks and not like curvy just fat to the point where their boobs have to be big. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LET DOWN IN SO MANY FUCKING WAYS. Hell I saw way nore ass in college than I did tits. Man fuck this area. It's gott so much shit in the air I wouldn't be surprised if it stopped breasts from going full potential. I fucking hate this place.
Why is metal considered autistic?
Friendo, I've listened to metal since I was 8 and I can tell you it is without a doubt the dorkiest, most autistic and nerdiest genre of music there is.
the slavish devotion to learning scales and arpeggios in every key just so you can play them really fast
>>36468750
> autismo
> metalhead
> both social outcasts
>"Won't allow myself happiness because its all lies"
Is he dare I say it /ourguy/
>>36468706
>>"Won't allow myself happiness because its all lies"
>Is he dare I say it /ourguy/
yeah i guess.
>>36468706
>>36468739
>>>"Won't allow myself happiness because its all lies"
>>Is he dare I say it /ourguy/
>yeah i guess.
i mean i guess so, but i don't like his music tho.
>he doest like being happy.
enjoy wasting yo time kiddo!
>Also taking serious some underage edgy faggot.
Some time ago I saw a few threads with OC of wojak and pepe charging up some blue orb punch, but never saved any of the images. I also remember some thread with pepe punching a mirror and seeing wojak as his reflection, and the opposite. I'll post some stuff I have myself, you anons can fill in.
>>36468689
Yada Yada robot filter is ineffective.
>>36468689
rada rada originada
>>36468751
Hey if you type out some random stuff the robot filter gets bypassed.
How do you guys meet new friends online
>>36468654
I shoot them in the face or blow up their car.
>>36468654
Right now. This is a moment to meet new Interwebs friends. Be mine, anon.
>>36468654
>get talking to someone in game
>join party
>quickly realize I prefer playing games alone
fuck people and fuck trump
>get off the internet
>suddenly lonely
What the fuck?
Anybody else know this feel?
Original feels man
Life is just a distraction from the process of dying, especially if you're not rearing offspring.
Some distractions are considered more maladaptive and some are considered virtuous but that will vary depending on what (if any) value system you subscribe to.
>>36468641
>>36469605
Yes. It's the reason why most of us can't leave even if we know 4chan (or reddit or tumblr or whatever social media shit) is a bad influence in our lives. What do you want us to tell you.
How do you guys cope with having no friends at all? I like being alone but at the same time its weird knowing you can only talk to people online like on here. Im too much of a pussy to straight up kms but at the same time if i kbewbi was gonna fall over dead later i wouldnt care.
any tips on how to get more out of my time? or should i just stop caring about health and smoke all the cigarettes i want and not care if i waste my time
>>36468622
Seconding this because I'm in a bad place and want some answers about my own life
find a hobby i guess
>>36468622
i also have zero friends. my phone literally has 3 contacts; mom, dad, older brother.
I play lot of online vidya for social interaction - not adding steam friends or anything, just knowing i'm playing with other people in real-time is enough for me.
>should i just stop caring about health
definitely not. don't see yourself as a failure because you have no friends or are asocial. daily exercise, good diet, good hygiene, and mental stimulation are 4 things I recommend to not feel miserable all the time.
Also, as you already know, in the real world, people judge each other primarily on outer appearance. And whether we want to or not, we eventually have to deal with people face-to-face for essential things, so taking care of yourself can help you feel less anxious and more confident in those situations. (you're less likely to fuck up)
don't kys friend
Can your 3D oneitis do THIS?
>>36468594
3D suck
Looks like two nukes weren't enough
>>36468705
The nukes are the reason she can do this!
Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why?
None. Because they know there's no chance of sex.
>>36468585
>Because they know there's no chance of sex.
If that were true, beta orbiters wouldn't even be a thing in the first place.
>>36468638
Yeah but if they orbit straight girls they can at least tell themselves they might someday get laid.
Not so much with a total dyke.