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>>36643311
I'd really try it with her. You know, like, try to be with her.

>>36643311
I would ask out my female friend.

Not go to college. Head into construction instead of IT. Tell that chick on my bus how sexy she is.

>>36643286
ha! your thread failed but I saved it

>>36643286
dank thread, i respect it

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>YFW betrayed by bill nye out of fucking nowhere

>>36643248
> tfw that pedo tells you to screw children

Damn, that quote hits too close to home. Needless to say, of I ever have children I'd raise them the opposite of how I was.

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>>36643248
what vid does he say black people have a lower IQ?

I still don't know what to think about a lot of what he says too anon

>>36643169
Because that's not true. The only people who would answer that would be weirdoes, murderers and desperate people. The same kind of people who use prostitutes. Remember the video of that chick who starts masturbating in the subway next to some guy? That's the reaction normal people have to that kind of shit. They just walk away, or they mock it. Not to mention that once you put yourself in the public eye in that way, as a woman, your life is literally over. The people who answered your ad are the only kind of people you are going to be interacting with for the rest of your life.

>>36644340
your post is so retarded that it hurts

>>36643169
Because sex is not everything

>>36643128
Just download a screen recorder ya dunce.

>>36643128
>surveys
Like; "download our app for the link and do this too" ? If it's, it's a scam.

>>36643128
>not making your own tools to get the job done
You still live at home too, bro?

Put a towel down first. I just washed those sheets.

how the fuck would i even end up in that situation

She has very suckable nipples. I'd wear a diaper and suck them until her titties run dry and then have her burp me.

>>36643110
Enough that I want Muslims to radicalize Europe

>>36643110
Homosexuality is heavily correlated to childhood abuse.

Kill the child abusers.

>>36643232
I highly doubt this. No amount of abuse could make me see a man standing next to a woman and make me somehow find the man attractive at all. Especially not when juxtaposed. It's insanity is what it is.

Considering how much of a whiny little bitch Trump is, I wouldn't be surprised if his vagina is bigger than his daughters.

Pretty much everyone knows that. It's just too taboo to admit it, and when saying shit like that can get you fired and ruin you socially theres no point trying to argue about it.

Some should replace her with blonde Siri.

all the time but then we just fuck instead lol

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no one here has a gf you faggot

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>>36642961
my bf fucks me while we play vidyia.
He also paid for my implants.
Rich bf best bf.

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This reminds of me Maria Yudina

> was religious and expressed criticism of the Soviet leadership
>due to that, unemployed and homeless for a couple of years
>one night in 1944 Stalin heard a performance of Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 23 on the radio >Performed by Yudina
>He asked for a copy
>It was a live broadcast so officials woke up Yudina
>drove her to a recording studio where a small orchestra had quickly been assembled
>made her record the concerto in the middle of the night

A single copy was pressed from the matrix and then presented to Stalin.

Rumors hold that she was awarded a prize and donated its monetary portion to the Russian Orthodox Church for prayers for Stalin's sins

Niccoli Machiavelli

>Medici's couped Florence
>Machiavelli, a diplomat, tortured by hands tied behind back and hoisted up by the rope twelve feet and dropped multiple times, wrecking shoulders
>exiled to a farm out of town
>wrote the masterpiece political treatise The Prince while exiled

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>>36642948
kjgkjg hjg origbj

>>36642882
simple, don't be you, next question

>>36642918

No I mean how do I get to interact with them over the internet via webcam and messages and shit.

>>36642949
fuck do I know, interpals, and then enjoy having a whore for a gf(implying women will like you, because if they did you'd get one in America)

>>36642837
First we need to stream ourselves.

Then we'll kill ourselves with the hashtag #suicideisbadass.

It'll work.

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>>36643318
no if we done it would have to be for a cause we cant let anons die in vain i say we blame the normies for making this world unbearable so you an hero to escape all the fakery and bullshit they do etc and the anons who surive might get tendies and goverment funded gfs or something if we peer pressure them

>>36642837
there already is a suicide epidemic in young men and the media refuses to report on it. Young men will never get any attention, they're considered too expendable in society

It reminds people of how shit life is.

Legally speaking, the supreme court has held that the state has a compelling interest in preserving human life

The only reason I personally don't kill myself is because the concept seems fucking weak-minded.
>brain is supposed to keep me alive
>my brain decides it wants to kill me

cause working sucks

>>36642733
Time is money xd

>>36642733
If you are a cute NEET, you can probably find a beta or even have a stable of betas to wagecuck for you and support you, allowing you to live comfortably with no effort.

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first try
ewrggrwew

>>36643726
do the full thing, faggot

>>36643805
no hahaahaha