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This worked out bad for me. She wanted to make it an outing with several people, it was clear my feelings weren't reciprocated, and almost a decade later I masturbate exclusively to anime girls and post on r9k. I hope things go better for you though

Make comments that can lead to pleasant conversation, expand upon it and ask to go out for coffee or something, that's pretty much it. It can be about almost anything, something cute she is wearing or the nice weather this Spring or whatever, but it has to be genuine. Do this for a few minutes and then go for it. If you actually make it to the next step you can start asking personal questions without being a fucking creep. If you don't, just chalk it up as a learning experience and practice your small talk so you can be more successful in the future.

>>35887213
Thanks for the optimistic glimpse of my future anon!

>>35887386
The conversation shouldn't be a problem; we talk quite often. I guess I'm just bad at moving to the point where we would start flirting. Honestly, I don't know if I've ever properly flirted with her, which could be a problem since we've known each other for a couple months now.

>>35887127
Current gen consoles are just underpowered gaming pcs.
Get a 360 or OG if you want a real robot console.

because it has as many games as you have friends

>>35887145
>xbox one plays almost all 360 games
>soon to play all OG xbox games

Xbox is becoming what PC gaming should be.

Because sex with a man sounds awful but sex with a woman sounds wonderful

penis can be used as a divining rod for sexuality

>>35887096
A good indicative could be your facial hair.

haha your ex is a fucking slut

>>35886943
How about message your ex instead of jacking off to girls who look like her

>>35886953
I'm not going back to that bitch.

D-dont say that
I used to be a bully

>>35886914
It would feel good for me because I bullied myself

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>>35886914

>get bullied by a kid in middle school
>Pretty much made me the biggest beta in school
>absolutely hated him
>decided I had enough of his shit
>start high school
>get /fit/
>start bullying the kid that bullied me
>He was a skelly
>Start cockblocking him whenever he talks to a female
>recently found out that he OD'd.

My job here is done.

I wish mine would die so I could get inheritance bux.

>>35886881
The fact that you don't feel guilty about saying that but killing your self shows you have a stupid way of thinking and selfish morals.

>>35887085
>the fact that
you don't know any facts faggot shut up. everything you "know" can fit in a very shoddy 2nd hand text book for a remedial HS class

I'll just wait until her death. It's what a good boy would do.

>>35886877
I would give this advice to anyone here SERIOUSLY considering killing themselves

get a hold of $500. Steal it from your family, tell them you are doing something productive with it, etc... Or just get a credit card from your bank. Next, get a hold of a normie's FB account that has real friends/activity. Start browsing through it, looking out for ads. Lots of them, you will see, are for shitty drop-shipped products from Aliexpress.com. This means when you click on the ad and buy the product (let's say its a watch), the business just buys it from their supplier in China and ships it to you. Click on the down arrow of the ad, "Why am I seeing this ad?" it will show you the demographic targeting that they are using to run the ad. Now, basically you copy everything about the ad from the picture, the ad text, the site where the product is sold itself (usually a simple shopify template), find the product on aliexpress, and run it yourself. People are literally making millions of dollars a month doing this in 2017 and before you an hero its worth it to give it a shot and see if being rich and alone works out better for you.

>>35887114
hmm, makes me think annonyn

Why did it flip sideways reeeeeeee

>>35886849
What's your favorite plant?

Mine is cannabis sativa.

>>35886983
Irish moss

>>35886839
same, fampai

i have the ultimate dykeface

>>35886839
>>35886855

Shut the fuck up you lesbian FAGGOTS.

>>35886889
that's a little unnecessary desu senpa

>>35886829
why are those women bothering him?

>>35886829
Back in those days, ayylmao from outer space would casually intermingle and integrate into human society.

We live in an amazing time and place. We are so close to God and Jesus it is a genuine blessing beyond comparison.

>>35886775
There's nothing impure about a brother and sister making love

>>35886775
>>Meet sister for the first time

Anon stop thinking about fugging your newborn baby sibling that is not cool

I've been there man. Just fuck her and get it out of the way.

>>35886719
Lick it, once you lick it you'll get use to the smell and taste, you won't smell poop on it any more

>>35886719
clean it

with your mouth

>>35886719
>buttplug smells like poop
weird...

protip if a drug makes you nauseated stop taking it

Fucking love Kratom, helps with my anxiety/headaches and weed just made it worse. 3g's doesn't do anything for me you need 7g for good effects. Take on an empty stomach and ingest a lot of fluids after like 10 minutes. Eat after 30 minutes. Never take more than once a day and take a break after 5 days in a row if you want to avoid dependence.

>>35886731
I used to get nausea from fish but mammy got me to keep trying it and when I became teen it was my favourite food

>>35886642
probably only in jap comics

>>35886642
Yes it does happen. Usually it's rich couples that don't mind it.
Basically she spends tons of money and in return looks the other way when he has sex with other women.
When asked about it, usually they will say something about 'not having to work as hard'

>>35886642
No lol.
Does anyone have that story about that woman that wanted a temporary open relationship to go fuck guys on a vacation and got cucked herself and then got mad about it because she figured her man wouldn't have anyone?

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Those wacky kids are after me flag again

fuggur rideinna boossy

>>35886619
not underage
college, studying comsci
might not be original so just making sure