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What caliber of bullet is large enough to kill yourself with reliably? I know 9mm is generally regarded as a meme, but all the handguns that use it seem to be pretty cheap relative to their higher caliber counterparts. The reason I'm worried about cost is because if I do kill myself I'd like to pay off some of my debts first and maybe leave some money for my parents to help cover expenses, even if it's just a small amount.
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shotgun does it pretty well
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Put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger
Or alternativley use a rope because its cheap as shit
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most people forget just how powerful guns are
a 9mm to the dome will quite reliably kill you

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Why are penises so warm?
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Why is any part of the human body warm?
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what is your hand for?
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>>34377770
Theyre very warm and inviting so you touc hthem silly

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>this will never be your perspective
What's the point of even trying?
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>>34377716

actually, i had her look at me like that once when i stood up for her to the crazy woman that was heckling her.

her eyes were so blue and full of light at that moment. and they were looking into mine.
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>>34377740
Nice fan fic of your life
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>>34377800

But it happened. She just randomly laid down on the side walk in front of my rented town house and looked at me after it happened.

She was such a cutie.

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My social anxiety has gotten even worse.

>How does one start a conversation
>What do we talk about
>After a convo then what
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I get so nervous after saying hi and just turn my phone off


Original desu !
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>>34377668
try garnering her sympathy

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Act like a normal person who wants to be their friend (forget the sex shit it's not important)

She will start trying to push your buttons to make sure you're not a pussy (so many guys trying to get her attention she has to test you to make sure you're the real deal)

Remember it's a game and it literally doesn't matter so when she insinuates you suck or calls you names either laugh or signal that you don't give a shit what she thinks about you cause you have strong ego.

>Girls will test your ego for your entire life, the longest ive lasted was 7 years GOOD LUCK ANON

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>Hey guys, you know what would be funny? If we went and asked Stacy out for Anon!
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>>34377630
The wost thing is when is when it was done by your ""friends"" and there was nothing you could do to stop them.
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>they do it
>she says yes
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>>34377691
>entire Stacy and Chad group comes over to laugh at you

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Retarded liberal roastie I have in my contacts. Dubs gets to say something.
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>>34377597
your hitler hairdo is making me feel weird
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Did I ever tell you why Hitler was right?
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>>34377597
Next time I see you...I will grab you by the pussy.

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Any Aussie robots got a link for the /aus/ server, left it by mistake and can't find the invite link.
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>>34377594
I'm talking about the discord server
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How are all of you Aussies doing? Is the heat still awful?
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just got a cool change desu

What the fuck do people post on Snapchat?

Do people share what they see everyday? I have lno clue because no one ever sent me any.
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It's pretty fucking dumb. Snapchat is pretty much a way to brag about how awesome your life is to all your friends without looking like a dick.
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Seems like mosty retarded people posting themselves making a retarded face with some accompanying gibberish, do people sext on there too? Seems like that would be the only thing it would be good for.

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One day I'd really like to take a road trip searching for 'the unknown' with some robots. It just seems like an awesome mix.
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>>34377528
Lets go to the illuminati headquarters and fuck their shit up!!
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As a eurobot, I will never experience the American road trip feel. Scandinavia is getting boring after a few trips. Where could I possibly head for? The Iberian Peninsula? The Balkans?
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r9k biker trip across USA when? I don't have a bike or know how to ride one but we could learn and get our licenses!

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/chicago-man-faces-9-months-in-prison-for-celebgate-hacking-scandal/ar-AAm9Jkh

>Also targeted was the Oscar-winning actress Lawrence, who broke down at a meeting with federal agents in September 2014 about nude photos of her that had been splashed on the internet as part of Celebgate.

>"She became very distraught and I had to stop the interview at one point because of her emotional reaction to the information being discussed," an FBI agent wrote in a court filing about the meeting with Lawrence in Los Angeles. "(She) stated she was having an anxiety attack, and was visibly shaken."

>In an interview with Vanity Fair in 2014, Lawrence called the breach of her privacy a "sex crime."

>"I was just so afraid. I didn't know how this would affect my career," Lawrence told the magazine. "Just because I'm a public figure, just because I'm an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory."

>"My boobs are blind."

>"Where are we going?"

>"Where are we going?"
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>>34377519
>>"My boobs are blind."

what does she mean by this
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>>34377519
He should be in prison.

Jennifer Lawrence is fucking disgusting and nobody had to see those nudes.
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>visibly shaken

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How do you get a cute jap gf like this?
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>>34377494
>be waito piggu
>be rich
>go to japan
>pick up girls there
>avoid gaijin hunters
It's easier than you think
t. guy with pure japanese gf
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I'd rather be the japanese gf
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You be Chadu Raidenkaku

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>tfw no qt fembot to orbit
I will pay a fembot 100 Euro/week to let me orbit her. All I ask is that you're worth it.
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contact?

orange
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What makes a fembot worth it, anon?
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>>34377437
I let boys orbit me for free! All I ask is that you're nonthreatening

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>No one can come up with a bulletproof argument for not wearing diapers
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Its ugly. Its in the way. Its hot as in warm. Its unnessesary for most people.
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>>34377390
i no wana
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>>34377435
wear your diapers anon

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Have any of you guys ever fell for the exercise meme? Gotta get them endorphin u kno?

A nice comfy 5km run high is great.

>pic unrelated
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what is the run high? i've run a bit (trained for and did a couple of half marathons last year) and i've never experienced this. running just seems like the worst form of exercise, it's not even fun
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>>34377428
>what is the run high?

You just really get into the zone and it feels like you could never stop. Its like a sweet spot of perfect energy/pain regulation.
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>>34377428
Yeah I wouldn't really call it fun but the "exercise is the best treatment for depression meme" isn't a really meme, it raises your serotonin levels and endorphin's, in way it's similar to the feeling you have after sex.

I'm not sure, some people may not experience it so strongly, I always try to really push myself whenever I do exercise, like when I want to end my run I push myself to do 1-2 extra km's and when I get home I just feel great for a couple of hours / knowing I actually did something that's going to be good for my body.

It's a mixture of psychological and physical feelings, although you may feel physically exhausted / worn at the time it's not really unpleasant.

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Whats that website for girls tp shit on e-celebs?

I rememer reading Anzu is actually a thot. She gave like 2 dudes in the same room head.
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>>34377342
is the website you're talking about Pretty Ugly Little Liar?
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>>34377342
Lolcow
Origai
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There was gyaru secrets and sticky drama, but those are both pretty much dead. Idk there's probably lots more that I don't know about. There are whole tumblrs dedicated to being "burn books" and just collecting dirt on individual e-celebs.

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