Hey guys can we have a general Neets feels.
Also what do you do while Neeting.
I take care of a 2 year old since she was born.
Been Neet since.
>>36442882
did you take a picture of baby poop
why does it look like dog poop?
>>36443396
Idk it's a baby poop not dogs poop
>>36443421
take a closer picture, hehe
>watch telly with mum
>shag scene appears
>>36442831
Did you fuck her?
originally too
>>36442831
The most british thing ever written
>>36442831
oi wanker
Discord thread.
Loneliness is the enemy of happiness, so find a friend or just enjoy the comfy atmosphere.
>>36442817
>he thinks there are friends on discourse and not only attention whores
>>36442817
Well in hopes of finding more mates, I wish this thread be healthy in all senses. Much love and all.
>>36442817
How do I join? Are you okay with me just chatting and not speaking? My verbal english skills are trash.
>Chad raped my ass again
you liked it you homo
>>36442765
>rape
You know you liked it fag
>>36442765
Aw man I'm so sorry you alright bud
Please... I need to know for my upcoming fap session.
>>36442755
could be.
Believing it should make fapping to the image for enjoyable.
>>36442755
>Is this really Taylor Swift?
No
>>36442841
Yes, but it feels too good to be true, so I can't really believe it just yet. The picture seems to have originated on /b/, though, where Taylor have been known to lurk and post.
Give me one reason why should I prepare for my exams, which apparently are in 3 days. I cannot force myself to do anything, nogf feel is too strong.
You'll end up a depressed loser who can't find a job and will most likely live with your parents who would disown you
>>36442743
And if I will graduate and find a job it wont probably make me feel better.
>>36442728
>he fell for the collage memeorginami
>no chicanos
>Must be born in Mexico
>Currently living in Mexico a plus
Talk to me pretty Mexican bots.
>>36442699
>Op
>Su hilo
>Su vida
Estadio vacio.png
>>36442699
Le tengo un asco a los mejicanos, son la peor raza de gente en toda latinoamerica sin contar a los bolivianos, peruanos y chilenos
>>36443469
You're disgusting scum, white Americans were right
Far East Asian girls are the finest delicacy this world has to offer.
>girls
>not the men
I agree OP. I want a dark, bitchy Chinese gf
Theyre smelly and ugly
You cannot be a real robot if you are hung up about your virginity. Real robotism is having experienced the basic human experiences in life to some extent - friendship, romantic love, sex, etc. - and still being a complete and utter useless fuck-up. If you base your robothood or part of it on the fact that you're a virgin, you should get the fuck out with the rest of the normies.
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Okie doke
>muh no true robot fallacy
fuck off, champ
>>36442623
This. How do you know if you are even a true robot and not just a late bloomer if you hadn't fucked? I thought I was just a late bloomer, everybody told me so. Now I KNOW I will never bloom.
I got laid because of my rare pepes
<be me
<Chat with a qt 3.14
>Showed her a part of 4chan but told her to be careful
>days of online chatting passed by and we finally met for a date
>She borrows my phone
>we eat and chat about normie things
>Date is done and walked her to her dorm
>"Anon I cant let you in yet but i would love to have another date next saturday"
>She gives me back my phone
>Share it app was open
>she copied my fucking rare pepes
>i barged into her dorm and told her what she has done
>she lunged at me and gave me a french kiss
>pulled my pants down whole she's all ass up
>We used lotion as lube
>Came until my knees felt really weak.
>>36442523
FUCKING CHAD YOU CANT USE OUR MEMES TO GET LAID WE MADE THOSE MEMES YOU ARE TAKING OUR WORK YOU FUCKING DICK MONGER I WILL DESTROY YOU CHAD REERRRRRREEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36442523
Did you at least wear a condom you utter fucking normie?
i hope you got her pregnant REEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEE
Don't mind me, I'm just ranting.
So two days ago a dog appeared outside my back yard asking to get in. She sat there for a while before I realized, so I let her in. She got really happy. She's just a kid, probably around 1 year old.
After a little while, I realized it's just not going to work. She's a big dog, and she's really hyperactive. My cat got really scared of her and barely comes down anymore. The dog already proved to be coercive in many ways, now I have all the doors to the yard closed, and I can't go out without the dog getting all excited.
I'd read something (a clickbait title actually) about "people who own dogs are more outgoing", which seemed to imply they're happier. But now I am depressed. My cat can't roam about freely, and neither can I. All I can think of is getting rid of this dog, I already got flyers all over the place hoping it belongs to someone, but I don't think she has an owner so I'm stuck with her, I'm going to put up adoption flyers when it feels reasonable. Perhaps a week.
So in the meantime, I am stuck with this dog that wants nothing but to play, and who gets all whiny whenever I come inside.
Maybe I'm not cut out to have a dog, but this absolutely sucks. The worst part is that I don't know how long I'll be stuck with her, and all I can do is wait until someone comes to either claim or adopt the dog.
What's even worse, she's really happy, and I feel like shit for feeling annoyed with her presence.
Pic is her.
Chicks dig dogs. Also, you're a sociopath
really? i have a dog and hes robot as hell, all he does is sleep all day and sometimes come and sit by me and let me pet him if i want.
I feel you dude. Pets have an undeservedly good reputation. Dogs are annoying and constantly looking for attention. Cats just hate all humans and only show affection when they want something. I mean, I don't want to see any harm come to them but the pet love meme needs to stop.
So there's this Stacy in college and she is just fucking up my head.
We started talking at my very first week in there. Always very kind, she would always say hi, shake hands and guve casual hugs everytime she saw me.
That was the closest I ever got to a girl, I am a total robot so this kind of contact was new to me.
We became closer and closer, even got to hang around in campus, we sometimes even walked with arms crossed together. I was excited, thinking to myself "whoa this os really happening? I just went from four whole years of rejection to a girl litteraly clinging on me!"
It continued until two weeks ago, when she suddenly stopped talking to me. The girl who was just the other day hugging me now won't even say good day.
It really let me down, no matter how much I tried to talk to her she wouldn't answer, it felt weird and really sad.
I was thinkong to myself what did I do wrong, and got to the conclusion that well, I'm just a loser and she funally realized it.
And yesterday, when I finally decided to accept the sad reality, Stacy started noticing me again, like all the good stuff came back, she even made me a neckassage in the middle of class!
So I'm thinking what the fuck is wrong with her, to change the mood that way. I'm completely lost, I don't even know what to think anymore, did that silence treatment really meant something?
>>36442457
I'm sorry
this is too cute
She's probably found someone else cause you aren't as good as the next guy in her mind.
Jmho
I'm sorry anon
>>36442482
Dammit!
orglel
Was she crazy or I was a real cunt?
Translation coming soon
Text number 1. I am just trying to hang up with her
>>36442452
Bitch asks passive agressively for a relationship without knowing me
>>36442498
Try to open up a bit
who /tweaking/ here
I have so much energy to shitpost now
quit it years ago, but fucking hell it's so much fun. tell me about it op
Where do you live OP?
Give me an original response
>>36442367
studying like a madman now and listening to music. absorbing information is fucking fun now. I had been depressed and lazy for months and wanted to get out of that ditch.
shitposting during brakes. I haven't done this shit for ages. it's fun once in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LLPANAgzw
I only noticed how weird it is after 20 when I started googling it and finding out a lot of guys experience the same thing.
My dad is a huge fat blob, my mother isn't as fat but close and they had me pretty late so they are both old. I think she is just tempted by constantly being around a young man in good shape?
Whenever I'd so much as walk close enough to one of her hands she reaches out and either pats my butt or brushes her fingers against it. I woke up one time when I was like 13 and felt her running her hand repeatedly over my butt, then groping my butt cheeks
I have confronted her about it but she just laughs it off and says she doesn't do it on purpose and that it's just normal motherly affection. She says she'll stop but then keeps doing it.
I moved out in large part to get away from that situation but any time I visit for Christmas, Thanksgiving or just to go out to dinner with her and dad, she finds opportunities to touch my butt.
Women are molesty as shit I think, they just are more low key, opportunistic about it, doing small stuff that is plausibly deniable.
If I was you, I would hit that
If your mother isn't fucking mental and make your daily life hell it's your duty to love and put up with her.
>I woke up one time when I was like 13 and felt her running her hand repeatedly over my butt, then groping my butt cheeks
>I confronted her about it
>she still finds opportunities to touch my butt
Anon, it sounds like you've been molested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UIIiYunMQk