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There's a girl.
The short version of her place in my life:
> We met on okaycupid.
> She seemed to share so many personality traits I had.
> She was absolutely beautiful.
> I couldn't believe a girl like this existed.
> We skyped just about every day.
> Our conversations got flirty.
> I ask about meeting her in real life.
> She says she's going to London for the summer, for a camp-type thing.
> I offer to go there. She seems like she's looking forward to it.
> Says she'll let me take her virginity.
> At this point, I'm obsessing over her.
> A week or two before the trip, she stops talking to me entirely.
> Panic a little. Worry that she lost her v-card to someone else.
> I tell her, the day before I'm supposed to leave, that I'm going to buy the plane tickets.
> She says don't.
> Admits she lost her virginity to someone else.
> Wasn't surprised, say that I can come over anyway.
> Still says no, says she had bad experiences in the past with other internet people she's met in real life, just wants to spend time with friends over there, other excuses that don't sound genuine.
> I try to play it cool, act like it doesn't matter, but I'm bad at it.
> She seems somewhat concerned, but fucks off to London.
> I don't hear from her.
> It's late summer, early autumn when she calls again.
> She's all smiles.
> Ask her why she didn't contact me at all.
> She says she wanted to, but was too nervous.
> We talk for a bit, but we don't talk much after that.
> I'm trying, desperately, to contact her again.
> I make a fool of myself. Sound like a totally cringey, beta cuck.
> I finally give up.
> Time passes, I'm starting to forget her.
> Suddenly, a skype call from her.
> What the fuck.
> I ask about it. She claims she was just drunk.
> All my negative emotions are brought to the forefront. Feel the urge to chew her out for her bullshit.
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keep it up brah wanna hear more
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>>36380425
> I get her to accept a call. She seems agitated.
> I ask her some questions.
> Turns out she just drunk-called me, because she calls everyone who's online in her skype list when she's drunk.
> I ask why the fuck she thought this was okay.
> She's really casual about it.
> We talk some more. She says she just got bored of me. Acted really dismissive, like she didn't give a shit.
> I should point out that this girl was very depressed. She had a lot of drugs and alcohol. Not to the point that you could say she had a problem, but enough that it wasn't healthy.
> She's tried to kill herself a couple times.
> Says she's wanted to burn bridges with people, because she doesn't want them to miss her when she's gone.
> I'm remembering this, and I lose the heart to chew her out.
> I just stop caring.
> She asks why I'm just staring at her, if I'm gonna end the call, yell at her. . .
> I end the call mid-sentence.
> Didn't contact her at all except once while I was drunk.
> Remove her from contacts. Should have done it sooner.
> More time passes, life's alright.
> I write a fanfic for a game. It's the second installment in a series I'd been doing.
> The girl comments: "Wow, you're actually continuing this! :D"
> I cannot believe this bitch.
> Send her a long-ass message calling her socially retarded, and for her to fuck off.
> More time passes.
> Over a month later, she responds to the message. Says that she knows the apology doesn't mean much, but that she's sorry, because she knows how I feel.
> I basically tell her to fuck off again.
> Read her posting history (it was on reddit)
> She made a long-ass post on /r/SuicideWatch about her current predicament.
> How her friend killed herself, how this boy she had met in June (yup, she met this fucker after that London bullshit) had gotten away from her, and it was basically her own fault.
> She's destroyed, because she had apparently built her life around this guy.
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>>36380682
i am sorry anon :<
i hope you find someone better
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and the year was 2008
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I would be an absolute CHAD when i get to 2017 again
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>>36380424
Thank God (but he doesn't exist
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>>36380424
Still be a loser. I was a loser at 18 what's going to change? Am I going to be less ugly?
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>even vidya is starting to become dull
there's no escape
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>>36380406
r u ok my anon kun
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>library of 150 games
>not interested in any of them for longer than 30 minutes
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>>36380432
i need constant distractions or otherwise i'm a miserable mess
but i'm running out of options here
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>tfw no abstract bf
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>>36380390
Excellent thread retard, kys
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>>36380435
>Excellent thread
Thanks.
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>>36380522
I legitimately hope and pray for your death
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>been seeing stuff lately
>it's always black things in the corners of my eyes
>it happened just now
W-what does it mean ? I usually think "it must have been an insect or something" since spiders and shit always find their way in my room. But I always check carefully, every time I see these black things in the corners of my eyes there's nothing. I just saw a black dot at the very bottom of my vision, checked and nothing was there. Help me.
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>>36380385
>W-what does it mean ?
Have you gone camping recently? Sounds like a skin walker
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>>36380422
I never went camping in my whole life. I've been staying in my room for 1.5 year now, seeing the sun maybe once a week. I'm getting worried about this because it happens more frenquently than before.
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>>36380385
I get that too it's fine. You only have to worry once you start seeing white spots. Have you any history with marijuana/psychedlic use?
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does anybody have a video of him doing it?
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>>36380341
doing what, you stain
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>>36380351
http://www.khou.com/news/arrest-made-in-death-of-teen-who-shot-himself-while-live-on-instagram/432014413
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>>36380775
>13 year old had pistol which he bought from another 13 year old
>accidentally shoots himself in the head with it while rapping shirtless on instagram
I'm having trouble feeling sympathy for him. He seems like he was on his way to just becoming a criminal or murderer anyway.
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How much would you pay me to fuck you, robots?
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>>36380295
Gay homo faggot
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>>36380295
-$100,000
sdfhdhdhdhdehee
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>>36380295
Post boi pussy first
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>girl in the apartment next to mine just let out a huge poop
She even moaned and got angry when it clogged the toilet.
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>>36380260
>sound travels between apartments
That's fucking weird and gross.
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>>36380260
Im going to b3at my dick and go to sleep nao
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>>36380477
>nao
Fuck off
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Inspired by the soundcloud thread. I propose we make a mixtape together. If you can write down some stuff that will rhyme good to a beat I will record it to any beat you want desu. Also if you have beats of your own we will use that as well.
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>>36380239
This is a bad idea but I'll post an instrumental soon
Oregano
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didn't the soundcloud thread die fairly quickly?
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>>36380239
My nan is old
She's also bald
No one better try to
fuck my 2d waifu
>Living in apartment for a year now
>Never had a problem with delivery of packages
>Order 200$ silicon girl pussy
>Delivery lost
Now I gotta fuckin get on the phone with my apartment and the shipping company to find out where the fuck this thing went.
WHY THIS PACKAGE. LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
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it's funny how shit like this happens when something is expensive or embarrassing
some trucker is definitely filling your fake gf up with his inbred cum
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Reminds me of the time I ordered some nbome and it got stolen because dumb shit mailman just left in front of my door. At least I can be happy knowing they died from thinking it was molly and snorting a fat line. I used to worry about the powder being unmarked, but now I see the benefit of it.
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>order fucking LED lights on ebay
>dad opens package before I get home
>says he thought it was for him since he ordered thing about that size
>mfw was going to order pocket pussy shit but trust destroyed
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>tfw no cute hikki neet girlfriend to come home to after a hard days work.
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>>36380154
r u into neet girlfriends that r girlfriends...(male)
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>>36380294
i would be
but idk girls make me spaghettieven male ones
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>>36381108
w-well I cant even feed myself but I could try to make u spaghetti if u really want it anon~!
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Time for a big five thread.
Here's the link: http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
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>>36380139
Too vague, wasn't accurate for me
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>>36380226
>doesn't post the result
Why even continue to live?
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I did this. Not sure how useful this info is.
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>tfw qt girl talked to me
It's the first time in 15 months I'm so happy bros
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Have a wonderful day anon. I wish you the best and may blessings come your way.
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>>36380176
she asked me where the bathroom was and I managed to respond without stuttering
almost made eye contact too
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>>36380199
This is a start. Next time you eat at a restaurant ask the waiter how was their day and ask them to pick your dish for you, ask them for what they like. It always puts a smile on their faces and they get to know you more. All the best anon!
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So a few robots and I are working on making an /r9k/ album, and we need your help!
Link your soundcloud and any submissions you want to make for a trap album through there.
You can also use the discord if you're producing anything or rapping.
My soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/occharacter
An anon's soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/jhabbotb
The kind of stuff we want to put on the album.
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>>36380095
can't link discord because 4chan thinks it's spam
tried spacing and everything
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I am an anon.
Where the rappers at
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>>36380690
I'd link you to the discord but it's pretty much barren
plus 4chan thinks it's spam
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>wakes up, 5pm
>checks notifications
ahh, nothing yet again.
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>checks phone
>oh cool give notifications
>all from people posting the the local buy and sell
Oh fck off
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>>36380080
Not even funny how much I wake up from a nap expecting some random qt to had hit me up, only to find out its some stupid app notify or somebody,I have no urge to talk to,bugging me
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>having a smartphone
Fuck off normie.