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I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME CAN WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
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>>34738222
Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah! Gaga oh-la-la!
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>>34738222
Why was this song plaid at the Super Bowl? It's like 6 years old....
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>>34738277
Because it'll be the only song this generation that'll be remembered 20 years from now
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>cant make money without college
>cant go to college without crippling debt
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just borrow goy :)
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>What are:
>Scholarships
>Grants
>Trade skill
You're just using the absolute flimsiest excuse to not do anything with your life once you graduate in a few months
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>>34738177
>cant go to college without a lot of debt
Don't be weak enough to be crippled by poor money habits. If you have 50k in student debt (because you didn't consider a cost effective option like an associates from your local CC), your monthly payment could be around $600. If you got a STEM major, you could take on that cost as you establish yourself in a field where you make enough to pay it off in <10 years.
Or you could just be a NEET and be so depressed that you commit suicide which is a little bit more crippling.
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>tfw fecal incontinence because of failed surgery
>at age 22
>tfw I can't hold back my shit and I can't ever leave the house because of that
I wish I had just died during the surgery.
Why is life so horrible to those who are already unfortunate as is?
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>>34738104
Fucking hell, that sucks lad
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Just get a buttplug
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Did you at least get a big paycheck as compensation?
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>that kid who bragged about wearing shorts in winter
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>>34738064
>that kid who proudly proclaimed in class that he's had erections in public
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>>34738064
no pls don't do this to me
ohhh god why was I such a fool
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>>34738064
>that kid that brought a wooden katana to school and pretended to be his favorite anime
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If you're feeling lonely, if you want to talk to somebody but have nobody to talk to, if you wanna chill and look at memes, join this discord server. I feel really comfy in this server, everyone's mostly friendly and welcoming and our memes are dank
https://discord.gg/4KGFh
Also fuck Lobsters
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>>34738011
crabs are cute! CUTE!
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>>34738011
This server looks like a ham sandwich. Please fix. thanks.
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>>34738085
tfw you'll never be a crab
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Starting NoFap. Wish me luck robots. I fap 1-2 times daily so this is going to be a tough one.
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good luck anon, you will need it the first week
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Quit worrying so much man. Beat off all you want.
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>>34738003
fapping causes breastacle cancer
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I HAVE CLASS IN 5 MINUTES BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD GO GUYS
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GO TO CLASS ANON! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP A NEET VIRGIN LOSER, DO YOU?
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>>34737950
dont do anything you dont want to do
i started living following this one rule a while back and i feel better and nothing bad has happened whatsoever
fuck it anon
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>>34737966
He's already a virgin loser, most as well go neet.
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ITT: Essential anti-valentines day album for the jaded robot.
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These are all very good, very dark, gloomy, and depressing. I highly recommend Deathconsciousness, Giles Corey, Weighing Souls in the Sand, and Dragging a Dead Deer Up A Hill
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id imagine that listening to something anti valentines is unnecessary and will just fuck you up.
the only reason why i know valentine's is coming up is because this board keeps bringing it up.
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>>34738009
That's why we are jaded anon
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>kinda cute autist (legitimately i think) girl in class asked me if i got enough sleep last night because of a comment i made on monday about pulling an all-nighter
>glances at me occasionally in class, makes weird faces when she looks at me sometimes (this is why)
we only spoke to each other briefly for a group project before this. is she into me?
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Show us what they look like then we can talk if its a good idea to make advances.
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>>34737924
Nah. I don't even know what their full name is so I couldn't show you a goybook picture if I wanted to. She has short-ish messy brown hair, dark circles I think, skinny, pale skin... Solid 5 or 6 imo.
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>>34737979
I would recommend getting to know them better, that'll probably help you in finding out if they're into you.
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What's currently pissing you off?
>it's 40 Celsius
>some guy is mowing his lawn
>air conditioning is bringing grass smell into house
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>>34737833
fresh cut grass is the best smell ever so
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>straya cunts on my /r9k/
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>air conditioning
pisses me off
>cut grass smell
pisses me off
this thread is fucking pissing me off
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How do I get a big ass like that?
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>>34737830
flattering camera angles
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>>34737830
food and squats
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>>34737865
Care to explain in details my good mate?
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time for a comfy thread. i really wish there was a comfy general every night, i know it makes me feel good so it probaly helps out some anons out there too.
here's an album to listen to, and a comment i liked from the comment section:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7aYjRl_6Zw
'' A peaceful Japanese suburb at night. The city is silent and the lights are tinted green. Some girl is out for a jog, but she's not in a rush, as she's just taking in the fresh air after a hard day's work. Some guy is headed to the last open convenience store, but he's not in a rush, as there's still an hour until the next episode of his favorite show airs. I'm also wandering around, and I'm not in a rush. I'm thinking about how subtly beautiful this environment is, and how it got that way. Everything around me seems to be carrying a story. And I'm able to listen, because I don't have anything weighing down on my mind. ''
I'll be bumping with comfy pictures, music, thoughts. I encourage you to share whatever has you down, or what went good for you today.
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I rode my bike down to a car wash that has a vending machine, the sun was setting and the sky was tinted a yellowish red. I finally got to the vending machine, and they were all out of everything except a bottle of water. So I got the water and sat down on the curb of the carwash, watching the cars past and the sky turn to dusk.
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I leave for work in a couple hours, but it's my Friday. Tomorrow I'll be max comfy.
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If you want something that goes along with the musice, here you go
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The current state of NEETs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
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>>34737825
>vocaroo
just fuck my shit up
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how do we fix the NEET problem tho?
i want off this ride
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>>34737825
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What does one do at a party? 2017-02-09 01:49:36 Post No.34737815
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What does one do at a party?
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2017-02-09 01:49:36
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I moved to this place I lived at during elementary school and I have this childhood friend that invites me to different parties and shit. I decided to man up and take him up on his offer.
My question is very simple: what the fuck do you do at a party? I'm not degenerate so I don't want to have sex at a party. What does one do at a party?
My current game plan is to just go around the wall and try to find wall flower qt3.1416s potential gfs and then strike up a conversation or something.
I'm almost 19 and this is the first party I'm going to and I have absolutely no idea what you do at one.
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>implying anyone on /r9k/ would be invited to parties
>implying we would purposely surround ourselves with normies
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>>34737815
Well bring something with you, some beers or a bottle of wine.
Go in smile, stay with with your friends first. Start drinking, at least 2-3 beers after that you will be a lot more social and start to wander off to other people. Drink with them, catch up into conversations, if they like you they will ask, you are anons friend right? etc... you can continue from there, if they ignore try to find other groups.
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drink. The beer helps to diminish or remove your standard social inhibitions that limit your ability to make conversation. You might become a bit chattier and establish yourself as a socially competent human being, if only for a night
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Will I stop hating women if I actually fuck one?
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>>34737796
Nope
t. fucked 10 girls so far
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>>34737796
Fuck one? No. Find one that's wife/gf material and make her your wife/gf? Yeah, most likely
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No, you'll only hate them more.