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>walking my dog
>my dog walks really close to me
>its dark
>qt 3.14 comes blazing by on a bike
>almost hits me but falls on the grass
>"im so sorry anon hehehe, that was so funny"
>ask if her shes okay
>"im so sorry, i feel like a fucking dick"
>small chitchat then she leaves
>i catch feelings for her
>walk home imagining asking her for her number
IM AN AUTIST
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once an autist, always an autist
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>tfw you got high and sat on your sister's dog and killed it on accident
>sister won't speak to me any more
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why do you make up fake bullshit
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>>37879477
>tfw you got drunk at a family wedding and made out with your sister.
Our family wont talk to us, and we can't even face talking to each other.
Never drink lads.
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>tfw you kissed and groped your 8/10 cousin while she slept
>tfw she said she had a great dream about making out with the chad at both your schools
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Post the first 6 albums on your phone and we'll rate your music taste.
I'll start
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Ayyy that's not bad
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>>37879457
Judge me robots
>This is a super very original comment
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>>37879602
3/10
Oreedhgf
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>tfw no corporatism bf
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>tfw no copper autism gf
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>tfw no female-at-heart bf
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Best thread evar.
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How do people sleep naked without getting skid marks on their sheets?
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>>37879429
They clean their assholes properly and aren't incontinent. That's how.
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>>37879429
They don't shit the bed
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It's easy if you try not to shit yourself while asleep.
Robots, has a stranger hurt your feelings recently? Have you ever been accused of following someone?
>went to mall need new cargo shorts and shoes
>go to gap, old navy, champs, then footlocker
>browsing wall of shoes
>guy next to me turns and says are you following me?
>laugh thinking hes making a normie joke
>uhh wut? No why would I do that?
>because ive seen you twice and I don't believe in coincidences
>uhh ive never seen you in my life, its a public mall ive been shopping
>he says well get the fuck away from me then please
>uhhh sure... Move 1ft away but continue to browse shoes in the same section
Not sure what his problem was maybe just an unhinged psycho. He was a manlet Mexican. Wish I said something to him but I was so caught off guard. I did the rest of my shopping but was so anxious I would see him again. I would scan the store before I went in anywhere. What a strange world stuff like this is why I try to only go to a big public place like the mall once every 6 months.
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>>37879420
He was just a paranoid manlet. All manlets are like him because of their insecurities. Pay no regards to it anon.
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>>37879420
i once had a man angrily confront me with a metal pipe because we happened to take a few same turns while driving and end up at the same destination (the only walmart in the city)
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>>37879420
>>37879516
Why do normies have this self centered mentality where they think they would be important enough to be followed?
>>37879450
Yes this is probably the best explanation, manlets are overly aggressive because of their insecurities. He was likely also just a weird paranoid guy himself and a bit off judging by his side of the conversation. I mean does he actually think anyone tailing him would be stupid enough to come within 5 feet.
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WANDERS BE AMAZED. This is your calling to destiny. Your life will never be the same after this. I am seeking chosen individuals who will be willing under go a quest of bravery and championship. The church has lasted many years but alas has fallen; I call upon you to come and help go riches are ahead pfHUUa this is the discord link. NOW HURRY
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>>37879391
Are you recruiting people for a Crusade?
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Please help us join the discord we need help. I will promise riches
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>>37879478
what discord? what the fuck are you talking about?
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What's the shit you just can't stand on Tinder profiles?
>"Proud mom of a Great Dane"
>"Just looking for friends, NO HOOKUPS"
>"Take me on an adventure"
>"I love being outdoors but I also love staying in and watching Netflix"
>"God first"
>Anything involving wine
Pic unrelated
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>>37879380
>nigga
>using the letter "L" instead of using "lose"
atleast try and hide your age.
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>>37879479
The "L" doesn't stand for letter?
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>>37879657
no actually. that's why this image was made.
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Is success in this world based solely on genetics? If yes, is it merely chance what genetics you're born with? For what reason, if there is one, am I me?
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If you're in the urban area, it's usually based on your connections.
In the rural areas, it's your line of work.
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>>37879408
this is somewhat insightful actually, thanks.
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What's been your luck using Tinder, robots? Run-ins with roasties? Against the odds meet anyone worthwhile? Awkward chatlogs? Other anecdotes?
Been considering downloading it for the fuck of it and seeing where anything could possibly go. It doesn't seem like it'd be as soul-grating as sites like OKC.
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Met my 16yo gf there. Took her virginity too.
9/10 desu fampai
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im convinced most of the few matches I've gotten are just bots. Got one real one though, didnt work out
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>>37879374
Met the absolute love of my life on tinder. Getting married in 2 days. Worth a try
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I hugged a girl last year
Who else here /chad/?
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>>37879365
>woman about my age accidentally rubbed her arm against mine on the subway 6 months ago
Who here /megachad/
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>>37879365
even if he literally said that he would probably still be elected
what a crazy world we live in
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>>37879481
>faggots
>muslims
>niggers
>dead
If he did I'd be disappointed if he didn't get all 538
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>tropical storm warning for the next 7 hours
sigh
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>>37879334
That's whta you get for denying climate change
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>>37879334
I'm legit jelly
>114 high today
>Still no signs of monsoons
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>>37879334
>IMG_0399.jpg
>phoneposter
sigh
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>tfw no white gf to marry and impregnate
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o0
~
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>>37879274
It's more fun to compete in the normie ranked ladder than the nerd ranked ladder
It's like being the best Mid player in the world vs. being the best Ziggs support in NA
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>>37879874
more fun to teamkill
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>>37879874
>>37879936
The Kench rapes both teams.
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Bb-but anon were both boys!
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>>37879251
>jewed dick
so close, yet so far
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>>37879613
They're both uncut you phimosis having idiot
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>>37879630
>They're both uncut you phimosis having idiot
That top dick is objectively cut, either that or just has a pathetic foreskin