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Right lads, fist person to get dubs chooses my name
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>>38960995
MOMMYMILK
orginal name suggestion
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>>38960995
sh1tn166erk1kez3
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>>38961033
Winrar
very original winner
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how does it feel that only WE are allowed to say nigga you cracka ass honky ass jive ass white boy?
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>>38960962
>tfw I can say mick as well
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>>38960962
my nigger neighbour has started giving me weird looks, because I'm always muttering 'niggers' to myself.
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>>38960962
>nigger
>nigga
Jesus why are Americans so impolite ?
Say negro like the rest of the wold
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I'm looking for a virgin fembot in the US (WA State) willing to be my sex slave. I'm paying $800 a week, will cover your rent in your new apartment(you will live alone, not with me), weekly expenses and moving costs. (Meaning I pay you for all the food and whatever you need up to $1000 a week on top of the weekly $800)
Requirements:
You MUST be under 5'4
You MUST weigh less than 120 lbs
you MUST wax your body once a week (Pussy, legs, armpits and whatever else I forgot)
You MUST be hygienic (Brush your teeth and shower twice a day)
You MUST be over 18 and under 23 (18-23, and no 'I'm turning 18 next month!' bullshit, I will ask for some form of proof of you being over 18)
I don't care about face or breast size or if you're an innie or outie or if your body is hideous. I just want a fuck toy. I will not use any toys (I hate sex toys) and I will only use my hands (no fisting) and 100% vanilla sex. Meaning doggy or missionary. Not looking for degenerate things whatsoever.
I will have sex with you once a week on Saturday at my apartment.
I'm a 6'1 145 toned white man. I'm 26 years old and run my own successful company. I'm not looking for a relationship and only want a sex toy.
Leave your email and I will send you the details (my phone number and Discord ID)
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I'm a 6'6" ivy league educated "athletic"/"otter mode" top 1 percenter felon (drug dealing) who lives next door to WA
I'll pay double what he's paying
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>>38960930
im in daddie [email protected]
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>>38961005
Drug dealer and 'ivy league educated' yeah okay.
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TFW 8/10 high estrogen Stacy
>Still depressed and no BF
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>>38960863
females can't be robot REEEEEE
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8/10 chad here, still no gf
want to be my gf?
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>>38960975
9/10 here I'll be your bf, you in Bulgaria?
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I skipped work and got drunk today. What's up with you?
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>>38960733
dont work so i just got drunk
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>>38960733
Did just about nothing besides lurking on 4chan.
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I didn't want to interact with the barber so instead of going there to get a haircut I just shaved my whole shit. I look weird now and my head gets pretty cold.
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>"dude you gotta stand up for yourself, bro"
>stand up to yourself
>get ass kicked
>cops won't do anything because everyone says I started it
I was at a McDonalds and a group of normies were making fun of me and I told them to fuck off and they immediately started punching and kicking the shit out of me. I told the cops to check the security footage and they'll see I didn't hit them but they don't give a shit.
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>>38960725
Is there stand your ground law? You gotta conceal carry if there is. Next time you're attacked you can shoot them.
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>>38960725
Lawsuit?
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>>38960764
I have 0 knowledge of legal business or hiring a lawyer or whatever. I'd rather not deal with that shit.
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Let's see if we can spot any correlations anons. Tell us your:
>MBTI
>job/economic status
>political views
>fetishes
>favorite 4chan boards
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no fuck off with this dumbass thread again
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>>38960630
INTP
Majoring in IT
Libertarian Conservative
No fetishes
/r9k/
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>>38960630
>MBTI
INFP
>job/economic status
Art student
>political views
Left
>fetishes
Femdom, gay anal rape
>favorite 4chan boards
cm, hm
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You know what I fucking hate
Normies bandwagoning and circlejerking about high school science/math pet peeves to make themselves feel smart
Like omg Becky like fuck the Mercator projection right? Like Greenland gets sooooo big hahaha
Fuck you it's useful for navigating both long and short distances due to preserving shape
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>>38960610
>Normies bandwagoning and circlejerking about high school science/math pet peeves to make themselves feel smart
This has absolutely never happened ever.
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>>38960610
Same. But seriously though, Mercator is a horrible projection to use, yet it's the most widely used one. One could say it's a meme projection.
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>>38960610
>>38960941
https://www.facebook.c
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kgeographymemes/
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>he fell for the 'looks dont matter' meme
dont be ashamed, i fell for the pua meme i watched like 8 hours of pua videos
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>>38960601
>he fell for the "looks don't matter" meme
>he fell for the "they'll be working for you one day" meme
>he fell for the "work hard and anything's possible" meme
>he fell for the "god doesn't give with both hands" meme
>he fell for the "there's someone out there for everyone" meme
>he fell for the "everyone has sex in college" meme
>he fell for the "friends will always be there for you" meme
>he fell for the "do onto others" meme
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>>38960784
>he fell for the "good things of value may happen at all" meme
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>>38960784
>he fell for the "just be yourself" meme
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I'm 22 yo NEET and I'm about to get kicked out from home.
I haven't worked a day in my life and I have no idea what to do.
Any other anons had similar exprience?
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>>38960573
fun fact: The real world is a lot worse than you imagine it being
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No, your fucked. Good luck getting ass raped by other crazy homeless people.
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>>38960573
I'm going to give it to you bluntly: there is a high chance you will be raped if you aren't a big and scary male
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Has anyone here bought used panties before? What was it like? How much of a degenerate did it make you feel like. I feel like I'm not really crossing any lines as I've jerked off in my work bathroom sniffing stuff a few times.
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>>38960552
Pic related the ones I want. They're $40
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>>38960568
>$40 for some faggot's jizz stained underwear
You're retarded.
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>>38960568
ew what the fuck
do what you want man but at the same time kys
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if a girl masturbates, is she still pure?
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This question is so stupid and doesn't deserve its own thread
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Depends.
If she can fit a football in there because of her excessive masturbation - no
If she is still "vanilla" - yeh
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>>38960351
No. If she even knows what sex is or what a penis and vagina are there for then she is impure and worthless.
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Would you cut your dick and balls off for 1 million USD? You could retire on those money and play vidya all day?
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>>38960334
1 million isn't even a lot
I mean I sure the fuck wouldn't do it no matter how much you offered but 1 million isn't anywhere near worth it
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Not enough baka.
How come anytime a thread about using money comes up it's either too much or too little?
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>>38960367
>>38960511
1 million dollar invested properly, like in AAA stocks will give you a six figure annual salary. You will live an upper middle class lifestyle. Like a doctor, doing nothing.
Tfw you weren't born handsomely like Ezra Miller
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>>38960302
too bad he's a faggot. what a waste
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>>38960302
What you said there, that's not a normal thought. You're gay, I hope you realize.
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>>38960326
I already know, I fap to pictures of myself and have lost interest in girls because of it.
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>be on public transport
>see a girl in the distance further down the carriage
>qt 3.14
>she's looking at me
>look away
>look back
>she's pointing in my direction but not right at me (trying to get her friend's opinion on me probably)
>we get off at the same stop
>she sees me
>lifts up the back of her top exposing her beautiful body while I'm walking behind her
>she smacks her friends ass
Is this some sort of proto-sexual contact. Was she attracted to me?
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>>38960291
Nigger you will never fucking know if you don't just go up to her and take a chance. Goddamn you guys are fucking stupid, I really hate this board sometimes.
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>>38960291
she was looking at your friend retard
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>>38960476
>implying I have friends
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