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Frog and Feels Tavern 2017-04-26 07:20:28 Post No.36562202
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Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern!
Grab yourself a seat and order a drink, or if you'd like, take a look at a menu.
Or just kick back, enjoy the scenery, and share some feels with the other robots.
We've got a piano in the corner if you'd like to play a tune, or you can sit back and listen to the jukebox. I'll put a song on now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAS-pvQ06s4
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>>36562202
Why are you saying this to me anon?
Please explain
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>just opened the bar
>plays Closing Time
Classic.
Anyways, do you have any of those peanuts or pretzels that are usually at bars? I feel like my therapist doesn't want to understand me better. Any concept or feeling I try to invoke is just met with "you'll get better", without much else said.
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>>36562218
Saying which? The Frog and Feels is open for all thirsty robots. Would you like a drink?
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Does anyone work from home here? 2017-04-26 07:18:48 Post No.36562180
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Does anyone work from home here?
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2017-04-26 07:18:48
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>What work do you do?
>Does it require a special skill (ability to code, use photoshop et cetera) or not?
>How well does it pay?
>How did you get into it?
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>Does anyone work from home here?
Yes
>What work do you do?
Office business stuff, I don't know exactly, invoices and filing
>Does it require a special skill (ability to code, use photoshop et cetera) or not?
No mum taught me
>How well does it pay?
Pretty well
>How did you get into it?
Family business
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>>36562180
yep
medical transcriber
not really
30,000 - 40,000 is average
studied online, applied online, do everything online more or less
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Web developer
A handful programming languages and some others too (CSS, HTML, SQL)
Well enough, I'm making $3000 a month which is quite a lot in the 3rd world country I live.
Studied Computer Engineering in college, I had some projects posted in github, some company contacted me and offered me a remote possition. I'm getting $36k a year for what an american probably makes $90k, so there's that too.
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This realIy made me think.
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you know, this really makes me want to debate with creationists online and provide them with endless facts on why they're wrong and why god is just an imaginary friend.
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>>36562199
go for it. post your master plan here so i can send it to the local church. be sure to cover anything they could possibly bring up
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>religion bait thread
Pretty good, that's one of the hotter baits right now. Good (you) harvest to you, sir.
>ywn EVER get gangbanged by shemales
FUCKING KILL ME
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>>36562174
But shemales are gay as fuck
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>>36563306
It's not gay if you identify as a female or they all identify as a female.
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>>36562174
Whose the blonde?
ororiorop
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If you don't reply to this thread she'll marry a Chad. If you roll dubs you have to ask her out.
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Who is "her"? I dont know any women.
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>>36562127
The one you have a crush on. You know who
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>>36562127
then ask me out and we'll go on a practice date
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Is it worth it to take showers?
It's just such a waste of time
Over the last few weeks I've just been running water through my hair in the sink while washing my face, and dry wiping down my body with a towel
Wiping my underarms with a towel and applying deoderant makes them just as clean as showering, I don't smell at all
I feel just as clean every time I change underwear as I do if I didn't shower
Why do you still shower?
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When my shower isnt a god awful hairy grimy mess i really enjoy me a nice long shower. I have a night light and turn all other lights off and jump in when the sleeping pills start to kick in. And i sit and cover my ears and fantasize about things. Hot comfy thunder storm
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I jerk off onto my stomach so I think I have to take a shower after fapping.
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>>36562097
It's relaxing. literally the only reason
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>STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF >STOP HITTING YOURSELF
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I actually do hit myself on a regular basis
sometimes it feels cathartic just to hammer yourself in the head with your fist
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>>36562122
I feel you, i started that habbit during a bad psychedelic trip
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>>36562122
why don't you self flagellate instead
Who here /geniunelynotracist/
I want everyone to be treated by merit for both white people, black, brown, yellow people. However, this also means that if more of a certain type of people occupy a job like more men are engineers or more white people are CEOs, that doesn't matter so long as they were chosen on merit.
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>>36562065
Well said, anon. Completely agree.
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>>36562065
Me 2. This race bullshit is cancerous; best way to handle it focus solely on individual merit.
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Meritocracy now!
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>still in bed
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>>36561966
Just coming to check the dubs
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>>36561966
Bed is comfy, bed is life.
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What are you some tough guy or something
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TFW no isolated from society gf
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there are many societies within a society
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>>36561910
taylor swift is the exact opposite of what you want
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>>36561990
Its exactly what I want. Those legs...
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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this shit allways give me a boner ffs
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Unfortunately speech disorders are a flaw in the human species that must be eliminated. I will not risk breeding with you. Proceed further and I will have to liquidate you and your assets. Good day.
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How do I make this copypasta come to life? Surely there's a girl (male or female) like this....
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>tfw the woman you love will never love you back
I hate myself and wish to die. Seriously, I can't deal with this shit anymore. Every time I talk or approach a woman, it always ends in the same miserable way. I wish I wasn't the fastest sperm and I ended up on tissue paper instead. My whole life is one GOD DAMN joke, I can't deal with this shit anymore. Nothing cuts it for me anymore and I wake up in bed in cold sweat. I literally lay there and stare at the ceiling thinking to myself, "what is even the point of getting up anymore." I have no job, my parents probably see me as a failure at this point, my older brother can't wait until they die so he can kick me out of the house to move in with his wife, my only friend is a fucking pothead who I barely talk to, GED HS drop out loser, I can't even remember the last time I left the house, I can't even remember the last time a girl even fucking CARED ABOUT ME AT ALL! I was going to wait until 30 to kill myself, but at age 25 I don't think my life will change in 5 years. I'm so sorry for ranting on like this, but you guys have been the closest things to friends I have had in 12 years. I'm going to cherish the good moments 4chan has given me as I take my last breath from my pathetic existence. Thank you to anybody reading this. Maybe in the next life things might be a bit more enjoyable for me. Goodbye.
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I'm also a 25 year old GED HS drop out loser. Never had a girlfriend. Can't hold a job. I used to be friends with this meth head that I knew since grade school but he took some of my video games and dropped all contact with me. Haven't heard from him in 10 months. I don't have any friends now
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>>36561889
well good luck with that, anon
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>>36561889
Livestream it you original faggot
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Phrase that girls will never say to you:
>i want you to cum in my mouth
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>>36561884
>"I'll pay"
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>tfw no bf to make me beg for his cum in my mouth
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Let me help you move that couch
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who else /cyborg/ master-race? 2017-04-26 06:59:08 Post No.36561881
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who else /cyborg/ master-race?
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robots are just fags that run in a hamster wheel of depression, normies are just retarded sheeple
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Cyborgs are far from the master race
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Here
>tfw not being apart of normies or robots but cunning enough to fake it on both ends
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>>36561896
How are they not?
Pro-tip : THEY ARE
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Music you listen to while surfing /r9k/? 2017-04-26 06:54:58 Post No.36561832
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Music you listen to while surfing /r9k/?
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I mainly put on comfy ambient or weird electronic like Oneohtrix. Pic related album is pretty GOAT, especially Still Life (Betamale).
https://vimeo.com/75534042
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>>36561832
hey it's this video
this literally changed my life when i saw it
not in any appreciable way, but once i was done with the video i was like "well, i feel different"
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>>36561832
>lol le internet culture look at this random shit I slapped together
>le ebin PC-98 intro, I'm a weeb but the cool kind
>extremely simple fruityloops beat
>pseudoprofound shit overlaid on it
simply epic. it fucking burns me that I'm not from Brooklyn or San Fran and can't get away with shoveling this shit out to gullible hipsters
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>>36561885
>art derives its value from how much time it takes to create
i bet you're the kind of guy who thinks "hyperrealistic" paintings are better than what hangs in most galleries