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>it's another late-morning mania episode, robots
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>Mr Anon, the state has been reviewing you disability status, and it doesn't seem like you have any legitimate reasons to be receiving welfare that many other people need more than you.

>Have you got anything to say about this? Is there any real reason you can't get a job?
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IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY WE JUST HAD THE WEEKEND WTF IS GOING ON STOP THIS CRAZY THING I STILL HAVE TO START MY LIFE AT AGE 27!!!
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Damn, yeah, really felt like the week went by fast.
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I'm honestly excited for the weekend man. Driving back to uni tonight to move back in.
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>>39279232
>tfw i got my first apprenticeship
>tfw i got accepted into normiehood and experienced normie music and car rides
>tfw everyone sensed i was a robot after half a
year and started to reject me
>tfw am not going to get hires once i'm done being apprentice

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>be me working at my father's job
>he needs someone managing the storage facility (more like just moving boxes in a storage facility by myself)
>get $15 Canadian bux an hour
>start feeling good about my self since I have never thought I'd be helpful or useful to anyone at this point
>walk out to piss for a minute
>over hear my dad talking to an employee of his
>"yeah I just feel bad for anon, no girlfriend or friends for his entire school life and this summer I thought that he would really lose it, I just miss the days when he was young and athletic and had life goals, idk what happened to my son. And I'm aware I'm overpaying him, I just don't want to lose him"
>mfw
Also side note: me and my father were never close and he was only in 1/7 of my life so this was a surprise to me.
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>>39279205
Oh well its hard but its the thruth isnt it
Also you said you started feeling better so why not take the chance and just try to make the best of it

Also my day was pretty shit like always
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>Father never in your life
>GEEZ I WONDER WHY HE'S INCOMPETENT?

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Is this a form of inadvertent brainwashing?

Please tell me what the funniest part of the video was https://youtu.be/inuLCC--sfY and I'm sure we can all agree it was the scene where the guy eats cake and the man is shot then whacked.
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>>39279193
probably has some look into the psychosis that creates bleating heart liberals. Maybe some sense of guilt people have ingrained for some reason. It's actually probably just christian shit at the end of the day, like Luther said our entire lives should be repentance for sin.

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Like, omg fembots!

...Could you do it?! :o
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going 4 days without masturbating is hard for me though, so unless they're allowed to masturbate in those kinds of movies/experiments, i can relate to some degree. day 3 is the hardest
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>>39279160
how the f*g is that even possible UNTHINKABLE

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>>39279146
I'm already completely grey at 20 anon.
D-don't worry g-g-grey hair is s-sexy amirite. Amirite?
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Trouble getting it up, robots?

Eating 3 servings of watermelon is equal in effect to taking Viagra
https://youtu.be/m00eWLcLmho

Same goes for eating a couple handfuls of pistachios
https://youtu.be/TewYl_Yl310
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>>39279117
>watermelon
is this why niggers are violent sex-crazed rapist chimpanzees?
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>>39279286
Well I can't substantiate that but you may he onto something lol

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Anyone else here voluntarily turn themselves into a robot?
Why do you do it?
What keeps you going?
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I was a sad normie so I just went full robot, I was always a little bit autismo so the transition was easy.

Just wanted to let you all know
>G-money did nothing wrong
>Casca wanted it from the beginning
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>>39278940
I stopped following rap since i was a teen

I just learn the basics and pretend to be normies

maybe that's from being a feminized male, however most effeminate males I see know everything about music, fashion and even sports.

it's hard to know what I am but now I'm too old for it to matter for the most part. My life is basically set as undesirable now.

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>be me
>be crippled
>be forced to stop working because you requested a work modification form because it's company policy
>be asked by doctor to go to legal clinic to have a special exam done before he can sign and complete paperwork
>go to clinic
>get told you can't be seen until after your paperwork is due because of all the cripples in your area
>be forced to ask for an extension on your paperwork
>call HR
>chick that deals with this particular paperwork is sick
>leave note asking for extension
>note will not be read until after due date
>gonnagetfired.jpg
>give doctor's phone number and give doctor permission to speak with employer

I don't know what the fuck to do. I'm going to be out of work another week. Since the warehouse I work out of is a secured area, I am not allowed in unless I am working, and I do not have any warehouse phone numbers. Of course, all of this time is unpaid, and I have no way of knowing where my hiring status is going. I'm starting uni next week (on top of that if I fail this semester I get suspended), and it all just makes me want to die.
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>>39278935
All I can do is give one single (you).
Good luck, cripple anon.
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>>39279801
Thanks man.

Original post about original things

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>when she sees your dick
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You bois lyke mexico
https://youtu.be/ycUcANQJ2-o
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>begin masturbating
>mom starts cooking and is super loud
>kitchen is next to my room
>have to wait till she's done and fucks off until I can continue
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>>39278892
That's why you room upstairs my dude
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>>39278892
one of the many reason you gotta move out, brother.
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Just lock your damn door and focus on the smut

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>subsisting on stimulants for the last few days
>total of around 5 hours of sleep in the last three days
>been eating the same little ceasers pizza all week because economical
>room is covered in trash, old food, and ants

Send help please
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