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>>35337394
>Anon Discovers Perfume: The Musical

>>35337394
Pheromones. It makes me feel dizzy and excited. You're probably just gay.

>>35337444
human pheromones are a lie to sell more perfume.
>>35337394
probably perfume

>>35337292
just try bodyweight stuff then

>>35337572
What? How would they make my blood boil less

>>35337908
it sounds like you're on an anger loop that feeds into itself
bodyweight exercises (pushups etc) can help you ease into exercise that won't piss you off

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Its a fucking waste of time dont take em

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It is worthwhile, take em

Yeah it's called plastic surgery. If he has a kid, it'll look like a retard

>2008-2015
>two years

>>35337230
>Why don't you become hot as well?
I'm 20 and 5 feet tall.

>>35337222
If you have a career or even just a McJob, that's the first step to making friends. Even if it's not directly with your co-workers you can at least network through them to meet more relateable people.


If you have any sort of interest or hobby that isn't posting frogs on a vietnamese cooking mailing list, then go do that thing outside in the real world. There's loads of clubs or organizations that are dedicated to whatever bullshit you think is interesting.

31 here. You don't. Everyone is married and they have learned social norms we haven't.

>>35337287
I've already been doing that and it doesn't work. You meet these people once a week or every two weeks and never speak a single word to each other outside the group. That's not friendship.

>>35337176
is that the mr cool guy you've been posting on the creativity threads? big fan of your work, mate? how long have you been dabbling in the arts?

Maybe move out of America?

If I had a dollar for every racist thing I've posted here, you'd probably rob me like the nigger you are

I don't know. I'm just a low-life staring at an image board.

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>>35337190
Fuck dude There's so much shit I want to do and accomplish and aging/death really fucks with my head. I really want to contribute to this to the best of my abilities but don't know how.

Why do you want to be immortal? Cant wait till I die

Looks ok but I don't like flaked or shredded salmon cause sometimes you find skin or bones in it which is gross to me

>>35337157
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD NORMIE

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bump. Please respond qojsjsksks

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Because u ungreatfull son of basterd bich

>>35337090
because if you don't take things as granted, you have to process every single item and event manually.

"This is a chair, if I remember properly you sit in this. It's red, and placed on the floor. This is a floor. I think you stand on it. and so on...

>>35337090
because we're just to it, obviously

Are you funny, OP? Maybe they like that.

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>mfw cystic acne
I'm taking accutane but I know it will leave scars. At least you aren't me, OP

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>not assuming any compliments you get are out of pity

>>35336958

Lamp him, then by the time he's hit you back the bouncers are on you both before his overwhelming physical strength is brought to bare on my squishy DYEL self.

>>35336958
>implying that guy isn't a raging homo ready to perforate your ass once he gets that shitty girl away from you

>>35336958
I-I dont have a girlfriend..

HAH! Schizophrenic ASSHOLE!!

you aren't going to make it

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>>35336880
screw you poopy pants
im gonna make it
im gonna make it
im gonna make it
im gonna make it

You'll be back in a week posting about how hard real life was so you've reverted to being neet again

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>>35336831
>select all images with HOUSE NUMBERS

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>>35336831
>click and click AND CLICK AND CLICK AND CLICK BUT THAT LAST IMAGE KEEPS CHANGING TO THE SAME THING

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>>35336831
>that fucking captcha that expects me to draw and click around whatever bullshit in an image.

refresh.

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>>35336810
trying to communicate are we?

>>35336886
I am losting the ability
The will

Ideally i would become a subtly expressive nice awkward mute.
But life demands
This plaace demands barbarity
Verbality.

I used to be good at talking.
I am sometimes.
Still.
I hate it.
It is a lie honestly. To speak is to lie.

I know ganking as someone who outlevel/outrank you killing you for the hell of it.

my gf's family eats fucked up amounts of this shit. i don't know dude. they have like an entire goddamn tub of it, like a gallon's worth. one of my friends had a similar amount at his parent's house. it is so fucking gross on salad. about all i like ranch for is for tendies and sometimes french fries since ketchup is even more rancid and terrible. ketchup is literally liquid candy made for manchildren. fuck that shit man.

It's only good with wings , I accidentally bought that brand but the lite version, that was horribly bitter. I thought pajeet at the corner store sold me some spoiled shit again.

>>35336788
>>35336884
I don't understand my countrymen who smother all their food in this stuff
isn't the purpose of condiments to accentuate the flavor of the dish, not to overwhelm?