The kind of girl you meet at a show when she steals your hat, a 76ers snap-back no less, which for a second annoys the shit out of you until you see she's wearing a fishnet top and pasties. You try to tell her she's not keeping the hat, but she can't hear you above the noise, so she takes out her phone and pulls you in for a selfie, pursing her lips and grabbing the brim of your hat to bring one side down just above the eye like every hot white girl does when they find something even remotely "urban." At this point, she's been away from her friends too long, but you're a "cute boy" with a 76ers snap-back and she's not about to let THAT go, so she grabs your hand and yells something like "come meet my friends!" which you know actually means "my friends need to approve you as my hookup tonight." You're pretty stoked someone this hot decided to choose you for that honour. The night goes on, you make out, she demands shots but never pays, and eventually you wind up outside her parents house, her begging you to come in. You're not about to risk having the father of a girl this beautiful find you in bed with her, so she agrees to just "cuddle" on the back patio, by the pool. Now that there's no noise or friends around, you actually start talking, at which point you realize just how intelligent she really is. She puts her hand up your shirt as you lie there together, her telling you some pointless story about this time a friend of hers "nearly got raped by a cab driver", you trying not to mention that finding a cab driver creepy doesn't mean her friend was "almost raped."
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Eventually you fuck, after like 4 hours of her talking and slapping your hand away from all the fun bits saying "I'm NOT that kind of girl". You're not about to go upstairs to her bed, so you ring up an Uber, exchange numbers, and go on your way. You're thinking "that was pretty fucking awesome" and then it hits you. She still has your fucking hat. And there it will stay, in a walk-in-closet alongside innumerable other hats this indiscriminate hat thief has taken over the years, until she finds someone just as dumb and attractive as herself who gets super uncomfortable when she shows up to move in with a box full of hats she has stolen from brief boyfriends and one night stands. She'll get knocked up, join the yummy mummy brigade that tote their children to high class coffee shops, then eventually divorce when her fitness trainer husband starts banging his clients. Facebook will be omniscient at this point, and you'll get a friend suggestion one day from a botoxed, bleach blonde in her mid 40's doing the duck face while wearing a 76ers snap-back dipped just above the eye.
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The sixers suck ass she has shit taste and so do you
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>>34039494
and then she says "im tired, go home"
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Is homosexuality a mental disorder?
If so, would you rather count it to personality disorders or psychotic disorders?
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I'd drive my panzerkampfwagen into her autobahn if you know what im sayin
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The definition of mental disorder is not "any behavior or thought pattern outside the norm"
The definition of mental disorder is "any behavior or thought pattern that causes distress and suffering to a person or the people around them"
People who are homosexual can live happy, fulfilling lives as a homosexual.
>What about aids
That is a consequence of promiscuity, not homosexuality. There are more straight people with aids than there are gay people with aids, even though gay people are more likely than a straight person to have aids.
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Homosexuality isn't a mental disorder, it's genetics. Being attracted to traps is a mental disorder.
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>wake up
>look at the mirror
>you're suddenly Taylor Swift
wat do?
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Enjoy my millions of dollars desu
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>>34039428
Enjoy my millions of dollars, unlimited adulation and admiration from fans, unlimited amounts of sex, and fancy house and car.
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Ask about it on /r9k/
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How did you become the monster that you are today?
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>>34039408
>Watched a videos about male models
>Wondered if I could become a male model for shits and gigs
>Start to look at my face and body
>Notice some flaws, but whatever
>Look more into it, the flaws I saw are more noticeable and I've noticed more
>6 months later I'm ready to blow my face off, I hate it that much
>I also learned to hate my body
>Considering getting like 15 kinds of surgeries
>Look for good attributes to make up for ugliness
>Realize I'm worthless in every aspect. I'm not the ugly but smart nerd, I'm not rich, I'm not talented in any specific skill. I'm just your typical, disgusting, below average guy
hehhh
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When people treat you like a monster your whole life, eventually you become one.
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>>34039486
Failed normies aren't robots
Why didn't you fuck prime teen pussy when you had the chance to?
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>when you had the chance to
You mean never?
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>>34039403
I'd rather fuck her ass. I've never really wanted to fuck pussy but I always get off to fucking female ass (not male ass just female anal). I might be slightly gay.
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I did when I was 24. Some highschooler I knew from an anime convention started hitting me up after her boyfriend went insane and turned into a gay furry and moved to california.
Was okay. They just starfish and give lousy head, and all they want to do is watch cartoons and fuck.
It's boring.
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>tfw to intelligent for 3D gf
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I think you're full of hot air
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>>34039396
Nah, he's just got his head in the clouds.
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don't worry about it, there's no where to go but up
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This is the only way I can let you know, I will always love you ..im so sorry for hurting you. I wish life turned out different. I miss you everyday.if you see this let me know. Love you
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who's the qt with the blonde hair
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>>34039341
im glad someone loves me lmao
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>>34039732
Prove its you . tell me something only you or I would know thanks!
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How does /r9k/ get their dick wet?
Share experiences/advice/pics
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>How does /r9k/ get their dick wet?
i don't
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Tenga fliphole. Easy to clean and makes me cum in seconds
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>paying to masturbate
>having to clean up disgusting mess every single time afterwards
wut
Femanons would you date a beta guy if he would get immediately killed when he would cheat on you?
What conditions would he have to fulfill if he isn't a Chad, not rich and has low test.
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>>34039304
>low test
I need fertile semen.
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>>34039304
>not rich
Well there goes my condition
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>>34039339
what if he's rich on wisdom?
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Femanons, how old were you when you watched your first bestiality porn? Did you find it by accident or were you actively looking for it?
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Can the mods prune these horse threads as well, please.
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>>34039240
hoers hug :o
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>>34039381
hoers ass grab :^)
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My fantasy's to slowly, slowly break Emma Stone's mind with hypnosis, subliminal messaging and a little bit of emotional abuse until she truly, completely believes she's a frog.
By the time I'm done with her, she doesn't talk (just ribbits), doesn't wear clothes, has to be wet 24/7 so she spends half her time in the bathtub and half in the pool, doesn't stand up (only squats and kind of bounces along), and tries to live on any insects she finds. I feed her though, because she doesn't have much luck.
She may not make the best roommate but she would make a nice pet, I think.
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Same
Write a story about it anon
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>>34039189
i got aroused by this
what does it mean
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the human mind huh?
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How do you personally get back at the normies
Me? I close all the bathroom door stalls so they have to look under to see if someone is using it
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>>34039184
normies just shove the door, only we look under
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>so they have to look under to see if someone is using it
Wait, what? Do bathrooms stalls not have locks in whatever shithole you live in?
You can see if someones in there by pushing on the door and seeing if it opens, no?
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I'm 26 just so you know
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>tfw I remember I was a brony
Anyone else feel this shameful feel?
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Thank fuck I didn't tell anyone.
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>>34039178
>tfw I actually liked it and it was one of few fictional shows that actually made me happy
>tfw made this whole autistic outline over how equestria was actually a disguised dystopia
Shame it went downhill after season two
Who was your favorite pony OP?
I liked pinkie pie
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>>34039327
Book horse here
Made me happy too but then season 3 happened and I stopped watching as much and then I was just like "Jesus never again"
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How would a fellow robot react if a girl pissed themselves in front of them in public?
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>>34039019
Honestly wouldn't care
Like, it's not a fetish I have or anything I just honestly don't give a fuck anymore. As long as we love each other she can do what she wants.
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>>34039019
Probably beat them to death
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>>34039019
Complain about it on /r9k/
>tfw no mature spider gf to dominate me
This is the problem with being submissive, women like this will never willing exist in real life.
Especially the spider part.
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>>34039001
You'll more likely find a spider hybrid, than a dominant female.
You ever been on Fetlife? 99% of female profiles say that their kink is being submissive.
Submissive women, how original.
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>>34039001
Femdom-loving bro here, I know that feel. It especially sucks for me because I'm not into the hardcore stuff or getting pegged or anything, so even if I do meet a dominant girl she might be into the crazy shit.
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>>34039126
>most women are submissive
Why? They know they have the assets that men crave, so why not tease us with them?
>>34039131
I hope I get one into crazy stuff. I don't like bondage but a specifically want to be tied up in spiderweb like how Rachnee does al the time.