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>>38672162
What's a snowball, OP? I could Google it but want to hear it from you

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>>38672214
Snowballing is kissing/swapping spit with cum in your mouth.

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Oh original lord have original mercy

>>38672157
What's the context for this photo, he could be there for any number of reasons.

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>>38672157
Elliot had regular friends, although I think they were the type of friends who brought him along to shit on him and cut ass on him to entertain themselves.

He was just an orbiter and a meaningless acquaintance to them, he was never actually valued and most importantly to him was never seen as a romantic prospect. The look on his face in that picture should say it all.

>>38672099
Slap your mom's tits, wink and say "nope"

my mom believes that I'm gay and sometimes she jokingly treats me like a "she"

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>>38672171
Jesus that's rough anon.

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>>38672093
she got nice big ol fjuckers the best part i dont think they sag too mcuh so hey tjeuy l;oolk good

wonder waht her face looks liek

as for foot game bro let me tell you women think feetfags are creepy autists because it is a nonconventional fetsih

big boobers> feet

>>38672093
It's because they need large flat feet to support the weight of their bosoms

I've noticed that girls with fat asses have great feet.

>>38672062
>one month to prepare
jack the elevator key first chance I get, take the elevator straight to the first floor the moment flames burst out, making sure to use the key to prevent it from stopping on other floors.

>>38672097
This or just rappel down the elevator shaft or basejump off the roof.

>>38672062
One month after my prep time starts, I would take an elevator to the first floor and wait there until the fire starts. Then I would exit the building. Escapeded

>>38672057

Do it and lie on every question. Those are easy to manipulate.

>>38672057
Do it, most socially awkward people have redeeming qualities.

>>38672057
Personality tests that normies take are incredibly easy to cheat, all questions are basically
>Are you the loner kind of person ? Y/N?
The whole point is to have the normie scream at the end to his friends " THATS SOOOOOO ME !!!!"
But it's a red flag anyway, so I'd just run away

>>38671984
You got autism by any chance?

I didn't avoid but I hate been touched by other people when I don't want to be touched as well as I don't like to reveal my romantic side in public and even with close friends + family, my romantic side comes out when it's just me and my girl.

>>38672056
Nope, bretty amazing on my social, I don't like people; I'm just very xenophobic to most, I'm very polite, but I'm never going to a party

If you're avoidant why would you even be around others in the first place? The only people I interact with are my coworkers.

>>38671861
Anal is totally my thing

I do, but we struggle because of how tight my butthole is.

>>38671861
she does
>>38671897
stfu faggot everyone's butthole is tight

>>38671856
If I lived in the days of my ancestor, I would have been a shipwright or a sailor, plying the Sea of Japan, running trade routes between Kyushu and Busan, Manila and Hong Kong, Singapore and Annam, Shanghai and Taiwan. Then get murdered by woku pirates on the high seas, get my cargo stolen, and my body never recovered, lost to the depths.

yea,


i think about this a lot. I probably would of been perfectly normal living in the old west. would of fit in perfectly to life in the late 1800s

or

born in the next century, piloting space ships and shit.

the early 21st century is this weird in between situation where we arent quite done with old stuff and arent quite accepting of new stuff. And, all kinds of people are getting thrown under the bus

>>38672108
I think these are just idle fantasies we get after being denied an ordinary life in this era. We want to live in the past or the future, because the challenges we face today feel so alien and we so ill-equipped to deal with them.

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>>38671846
yes, but it was my fault because he was waaaay out of my league

>>38671846
Yes. It broke my heart and he had completely forgotten about it a year later.

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>tfw I'm a male and all I want to do is reject females and make them feel like shit but I'm not chad so I can't.
Saging your shitty thread btw.
"fembots" do not exist. They are roastie posties

>>38671841
Already drinking but fuck it. I'll pour another.

>>38671841
>>38671919
i don't have any money for booze at the moment, but i'd enjoy keeping you company. pour one out for me, will you?

What's on your mind chief?

>>38671824
how old are you anon?

origigi

>>38671824
There's nothing you can do to get that time back, Anon. Stop getting upset over shit you can't change and keep moving forward.

>>38671886
19

20 soon. Been NEET since I was 15 though, there is no way I can make up for all that lost time, you're not meant to grow up the way I did it hurts so much

I basically grew up online, never really had a life

>>38671772
what type of job are you applying for?
if it's something like foodservice, you should just be walking in to places and asking for the manager

>>38671772
I can't even get work for free, I am still in education and we got this "in-work learning" shit where you are supposed to go to some workplace related to the shit we are learning for sometime with no pay etc. its part of our education
i have sent few mails to some places and i have 0 answers
how the fuck can I ever get a job after school when nobody takes me to do work even for fucking free? I got only few weeks left and I feel like I am out of options here, fuck

>>38671891
>I am still in education and we got this "in-work learning"
it's called an internship

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>>38671763
If these fucking retards wanted help, they would listen to the earnest advice of their concerned friends and family. Alas, they don't, because wallowing in your own pity and shit is easier than taking steps to improve your situation. It's like dealing with a child who you can't coerce or beat into compliance. Just let them die.

>>38671763
Fuck off to /adv/ and let me be miserable you shit.

No it shouldn't. Misery loves company.

>>38671751
I keep seeing shit before it happens. It is really stupid things to like I will have a dream of going to place I never been and meeting a person I have never meant. Then about a month later the exact situation I dreamed about happens. It is really damn if I can see future crap yet its always dumb stuff and nothing something useful like lottery numbers.

>>38671821
That's God revealing to you that he exists. We're you ever a staunch atheist? Perhaps your soul is special.

>>38671885
*were
Fucking autocorrect