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>mom bitching at me to get license
>live in small southern town so the driving test is a joke
>never driven on interstate highways
>dont know how to parallel park
>drive a like a little bitch and take my time making left turns
what am i gonna do if i live in the city and have to drive on interstate highways fugg
who else /badatdriving/ here?
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If you're in a really big city just use the sub way or buses.
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>>37229236
ok but how do you get a gf if your shit at driving?
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>>37229201
I got my license about a year ago. The driving instructor did a decent job of showing me how to drive on empty backstreets and slow-moving neighborhood streets, but highways? Nope. I can count on one hand the times I've driven since the test, and not having a car isn't exactly helping that situation. My mom pushed me to get it too but then refuses to allow me to use the car even to get to work or class. I live in a state with ridiculous insurance rates too so ownership isn't really an option for me.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT LAID!!!!!!
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FUCK YOU /r9k/ YOU ARE NO LONGER NEEDED!!!
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see you tomorrow, when you realize nothing has changed
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>>37228918
go be happy someplace else normie
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>2017
>losing your virginity
Lmao wtf, loser
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Just a friendly reminder that after taxes, wagecucks basically have no money from their poor salary.
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>>37228798
Your time is nearly up pal.
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>not moving your business to uzbekistan
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Actually most of it goes to rent and utilities.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VEsQtk2JzQ4
>ywn feed her frozen yogurt
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natural eyebrows and no eyeliner still better
>tranny thumbnail no thx
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>>37228983
Bois heavily made up like whores is betterest
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>>37229039
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.
Girl is my style thouh. Love fawnstar and I'm buying these tomorrow -
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I just turned 24 an hour ago. Please cheer me up.
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>>37228710
happy birthday, if it makes you feel any better there are a lot of people on here older than you.
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>>37228731
Thanks, bb. I'm probably worse off than a lot of the older people here, but it's nice knowing I'm not the oldest. I'm looking forward to being able to post in 25+ threads.
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The Blink-182 Lyric "no one likes you when your 23" no longer applies to you.
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>tell myself I'm just gonna eat my 3 meals a day and that's it, no snacks
>first day goes pretty well, just finished dinner
>go to the pantry to throw healthy choice meal box away
>I open the door and see a bag of lays barbecue potato chips staring back at me
Now let me tell ya, I fuckin love potato chips, but barbecue chips are something else
>tell myself since I did so good today I could have a couple
>I'll just count it as a part of dinner so I don't break my rule
>watch some anime while I eat
>I reach my hand in and the bag is empty and I'm 2 1/2 episodes into fate zero
>realize I ate the entire bag already
>well fuck I guess today's already a failure so might as well get some Ice cream
>now I'm 5 episodes into fate zero and there's two empty tubs of Ben and jerrys sitting next to me
>and an empty bag of popcorn
>how'd that get there?
>tell myself to stop and go to my room to not be near food anymore so I don't get tempted
>have allergies so I go to get a Kleenex to blow my nose
>pull out the last one
>decide to run out to walmart to grab some more boxes really quick
>get in the car and get on the road
>as I'm driving pass a billboard
>"2 medium 2 topping pizzas for 6.99 each at papa johns" it reads
>i blink and I'm handing over a twenty to the girl who works there
>as I'm driving home eating my pizza I realize I'm low on gas
>stop at racetrac
>decide I'll get an extra large mtn Dew to help wash down the pizza
>"but this time I'll get diet soda" I say to myself with a chuckle
>as I open the door my eyes catch sight of several taquitos sitting on a heating thing
>get 2 of them and a hot dog along with an extra large mtn dew
>as I'm paying I realize I forgot to make it diet
>when I get home the taquitos are gone along with one of the pizzas
>tell myself I'll save the other pizza for tomorrow
>eat the pizza
All I've got left is a hot dog. Please give me motivation to not eat it
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fuck you fat shit give me some damn food pls
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It's absolutely revolting how much some people eat. You honestly don't give a fuck about yourself enough if you can't keep following your 'diet'. There are no cheat days, admit you fucked up if it happens and move on. Eat to live, don't live to eat.
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>"but this time I'll get diet soda" I say to myself with a chuckle
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>at restaurant
>ordering food
>can't stop blushing while talking to the waiter
>automatically blush whenever i talk to an acquaintance/stranger even though im not embarassed
>really pale skin so it's mega fucking obvious
please god help me. it's getting worse by the hour it's like an endless negative feedback reaction. i can't talk to anyone anymore because of my red fucking face.
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>>37228456
I've had this for years, i promise it eventually gets better over time. Sometimes it still happens though if I'm feeling especially anxious
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Same here, it has gotten a little bit better though
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>>37228456
why don't you just ignore it?
for the sake of originality
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>NEE-NAW FOUND THE SHIT SARCOPHAGUS
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>it do a cum spa
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>dog found the furry porn
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>>37228508
>mom found the dog's human porn
Should I kill myself, My dick on only 5.5" by 5" when fully erect.
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anyone else rubber band their dick or use a cock ring for more faps?
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>>37228357
No you should quit watching porn and contact your creator and repent from your lusting of naked whores and masturbating instead of wasting semen in which he made in man to reproduce not for your personal pleasure.
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>>37228357
It's girth that matters, isn't it?
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>he's depressed
>he doesn't have a cat
why don't you just get a comfy cat to make you less sad anon ?
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>>37228006
Cause i got a dog?
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I would just neglect it
too sad to care for pets
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>>37228006
Because most of them are dumb and annoying. Besides, it'd be better off with someone who had feelings.
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Why are women like this origii
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>>37227976
>Why are women like this
Because they are coddled and showered with attention their entire life. Any other questions?
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>>37227976
>a guy like you
>but with a chad glaze... over everything
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Because they're pure evil
Young women are some of the most evil people you will ever meet. They mellow out as they get older, but teenage to early 20s they have absolutely no qualms about fucking with a guy and making him feel bad if he's not Chad.
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>get home from work
>notice pain in my left shoulder when using left arm to remove clothes
>look in mirror
>there's a 1 inch diameter red bump on my upper left back
>it looks like a bug bite, but it isn't itchy
>the area is very swollen and painful to touch
>hurts to stretch, lift heavy things, lay on bed, or use left arm
>check bump again at night, it's now a 3 inch diameter red bump
>it's more painful to move body now
Back is hairless it can't be an in-grown hair. Thought it was just a pimple, but it's very wide. Tried picking at it and a scab developed along with some shiny yellow substance next to scab. This bump is making it painful to perform daily activities (sitting, walking, washing dishes, etc) . It even hurts to wear a shirt because the fabric brushing against bump is painful.
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>>37227904
could be an abcess
if there is a bullseye pattern it might be early lyme disease
in either case go to a doctor
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it's most likely a cyst, they sit there for years dormant and then pop out of nowhere like that, get with your doctor and they will set it up to get removed
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>>37227904
general get the during the summer i just pick it clean it out and it's fine in a day
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>tfw no tsundere racist white bf
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that's literally me are you a girl
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>>37227923
no retard why do you think I used a black wojak pic
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>>37227923
>are you a girl
Hahahahhahahhahhahahahhahhaahhahahahahahhhhhahh
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pics that are literally you
(i wish i could be JFK but i'm only empty like him)
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gotta keep fighting
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pumb
plpllplplplp
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Used to get 3 hours of sleep in high school and had hair down to ass. Also sat like this at desk
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ITT: that kid thread because bored and I need o laugh at someone elses expense for once.
>That kid who wore the same exact shirt with the shitty joke. Every. Single. Day.
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>>37227753
who is that cute girl in your pic OP?
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>>37227779
>Girl
Niko, from a little indie game called Oneshot.
Its only like 10 bucks on steam.
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>that kid who would always pack a little dirt from his backyard in his lunchbox and ate it at lunch
no i'm not joking