>buy a lottery ticket online every week
>one day card gets declined for some reason
>can't buy a ticket
>don't think much of it
>a few days have passed
>check the numbers out of curiosity
>see the numbers i always pick
>could've won 60mil roubles (~$1mil)
Any anon have experience with this?
yeah, if you lose some loose weight you'll be fine
>Autism focus on a hobby
I lose weight when I raid
>Be poor or on a tight budget
Made me ration my food
If you make yourself suffer by starving until it hurts you'll get somewhere
>isolated from food locations
More often then not if you have to walk 5 mikes to get chick fil a you won't do it
How do I get a girlfriend like this?
>taking a shit then sticking your head in the toilet bowl and sniffing violently
>get a hardon from it
>eventually wind up cumming all over the huge logs
>Turn down guy because of issues I had with trust.
>He ends up getting a girlfriend and I don't think he's interested in me anymore.
>I feel like shit and realize I made a mistake.
What do i do? It'd be rude to even want to date him since he has a girlfriend, right?
>tfw not myself when not high on weed
Stupid meme drug. I just want you out of my life.
"Hey everybody, Anon's here! What did you bring to the BBQ, Anon?"
what did i bring? what did you bring? I'm the pit master! hope you brought food or money because I don't run on good karma and thankyous
>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars yesterday and when I used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his smooth leg and he wasn't even touching it!
why am I having sex with so many people and how the fuck do I STOP?
at this point, I'm fucking people I don't even find the least bit attractive. it's like if I don't have sex every 10 hours max, I'm going to die.
I'm not bragging, it's legit disgusting at times.
somebody please help, what do I do?
I blew a 75 year old man I met off Craigslist yesterday. I'm not even attracted to men. I just wanted the attention.
If you think that's better than being a virgin, you're very wrong.
>used to jerk off to traps
>then met a real one
well that ended pretty quickly
Will meeting a trap irl cure me of the prison gay? I always get very firm erections from traps and shemales and I want it to end. Could OP have found the cure?
walked 21 miles today ama
Would it be possible to run away from home and become a street criminal and be a rapper if I go to NYC?
>tfw schizoid personality disorder
who else here knows that feel
>go to gay bar
>spot 8/10 qt3.14, i approach
>we hit it off great, shes super cute and hot as hell
>we start drinking more, i get pretty drunk
>we go back to her place
>she brings me upstairs
>get to bedroom, we start taking clothes off
>umm...anon...i have something to tell you
>she takes off her jeans
>like mega feminine body, even has small perky bewbs
>just that theres a dick attached to it
>im too drunk to care
>sex was amazing
>woke up next day
>jizz stains all over my stomach
>pussy sore as hell
>cute trap beside me
> i do not regret this night
guys......i think a trap turned me straight, what do?
>he tries to "help" people on /r9k/
>is really just him insulting people with a shit hand
I like it when people say they're gonna kill themselves
I write half baked shitty plees to not do it or to spare people
It makes me laugh cause I don't really care about any of you guys that much hahaha
i dont insult them i try to be nice when i try to help people on r9k
but the usual conversation is
how do i get a gf
tell them how to get a gf
I DONT WANT THAT TYPE OF GIRL FUCKING ROASTIE YOU A JEW I WANT A PURE VIRGIN GF I DESERVE A PURE VIRGIN GF YOU FUCKING NORMIE CHAD KYS
how would you respond to that?
i just say ok than be a bitter virgin to the rest of your miserable life its not an insult its the truth