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I know that I wouldn't enjoy partaking in what other young people generally like to do and yet I long for that of a social experience beyond that of my thoughts and myself.

I think I might just want somebody to hug.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:46:58 Post No.39510158
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>>39510121
I feel ya OP. Like I don't even bother going out to meet people because I know I won't enjoy whatever they're doing but I'm still lonely regardless.

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>>39510121

you write like an autist

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:00:47 Post No.39510306
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>>39510121
Yeah, same here. Christ, I don't even drink. I'm basically a Mormon without the religion. I'm like a space alien at my college.

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Manlet general Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:44:11 Post No. 39510119 [Report] [View this topic]

Have any other short bros been affected personally by the sudden rise in heightism over the last few years? I mean yeah sure people have held bigotted ideas of short men but with the advent of social media and memes people now have the oppurunity to express their honest opinions freely. Sexism, racism and anti-semitism are pretty illegal so its only natural that people are going to look for the next thing to blame their insecurities on.

Feels bad man. The worst part is that you get blamed for everything. If you are ver in a fight your friends will never back and will always ensue that you instigated the argument when oin actual fight the other guy did and you just stood your ground. People get fired up when you argue with them, they wont back down even if you prove them wrong because they cant. Any other man would say the same things and it would be ok. No matter what you do to improve yourself people always assume your over compensating be it with gym work, your choice of attire, your job. We just cant win.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:46:21 Post No.39510152
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I'm 5'10/5'11 in shoes and it seems like everyone is taller than me. Even most women. It's the weirdest thing.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:46:33 Post No.39510155
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>>39510119
Short white men are still preferred over tall asians. Stop complaining

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aaaaagrrhhhhhhhhh

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:41:49 Post No. 39510087 [Report] [View this topic]

>claim to be female
>/r9k/ emplodes on itself, thosaunds of robots everywhere have anurisims and seizures. Screaming in pure rage as they shit themselves and cry while bashing their head into a wall rapidly.
>every time

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:10:54 Post No.39510428
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GET OUT OF HERE ROASTY I SWEAR I WILL NIGGER YOUR SLURTY ASSHOLE IF YOU DONT LEAVE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:13:37 Post No.39510461
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Female (female) poster here. I was born with a vagina and I can relate to this post. Mostly because I have stretched out labia.

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>>39510087
It's because they are everything that's wrong with /r9k/ these days. They must be expelled.

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Just a question 2017-09-04 08:36:45 Post No.39510023
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Just a question Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:36:45 Post No. 39510023 [Report] [View this topic]

Virgin here. When your gf is giving you head where are you supposed to nut?

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>>39510023
In her mouth
Originally original

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:43:39 Post No.39510777
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>>39510023
Depends on the girl, I always let him nut in my mouth. I hard some of them don't like it so maybe at first warn her when you're going to cum

Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:29:38 Post No.39511193
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>>39510023
in her mouth
what kind of stupid fucking question is that

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:32:18 Post No. 39509961 [Report] [View this topic]

According to western women white christian males are oppressing them
What can we do to make society more progressive?

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>progressive

mfw

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>>39509961
>White women hate white men goyim! You're a righteous victim, trust me! And remember to not have children.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:47:13 Post No.39511342
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If we eliminate via killing all of the racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic white cismales the world would be inherently better off. Men are the root of all evil and violence that plagues the world.

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Times you've felt pathetic Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:32:18 Post No. 39509960 [Report] [View this topic]

I'll start

> Be me
> 19 year-old uni student
> 3/10, not particularly interesting/smart/funny etc
> Never had a gf
> Loner due to circumstances and poor social skills
> Feel lonely
> Dream one night about meeting a girl in class
> Pretty, sweet, optimistic
> Basically manic pixie girl
> Wake up feeling happy
> Realise it wasn't real
> Feel sad

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:05:09 Post No.39510354
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I jerked off smelling one of my socks because it smelled like my ex girlfriend's house

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The time I couldn't pass several 0 level classes when I was in college

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>>39509960
>>39510478
>tfw 19 and know both of these feels

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:31:58 Post No. 39509958 [Report] [View this topic]

>spend all of my time on my computer
>mom asks me what I'm doing on there

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:34:49 Post No.39509995
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>oh my, watching child pornography as usual, silly ma. come check this 3yo roastie learning her first word during penetration

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>>39509958
just tell her about wanting to get fugged by traps, she'll understand.

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>>39509958
>you know, just surfing and stuff

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:25:16 Post No. 39509872 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Hey anon, take off your shirt and let's go for a swim"
>hh-heh no thanks
>"why not ?!"

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:27:19 Post No.39509900
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>>39509872
Cause im not gay u fucking man

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>>39509872
because all of my blood is inside my cock and i don't have enough power to swim, you need te relieve me of this condition before we proceed, sweet mermaid

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>>39509872
Hey, it's Rachel Cook! She's done nude modeling before

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:20:23 Post No. 39509815 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hey anon, how stoned are you right now?
>You aren't?
>Take a hit then!
wyd?

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>>39509815
>wyd
take a fucking hit

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:26:43 Post No.39509889 [Report]

Politely decline. No drugs before 9pm. And it's early morning.

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>>39509815
>wyd?
don't fucking touch that shit because I don't want to fuck my body up with drugs, and that roastie probably sucked some guy's dick before putting that joint in her mouth.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:13:50 Post No. 39509740 [Report] [View this topic]

Tinder is the cure for all problems with women. I'm planning to hook up and bone a 8.5/10 Asian chick and I'm going on a date with a 9/10 blonde blue eyed qt. Why haven't you guys tried this yet?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:17:50 Post No.39509778
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>>39509740
A girl I super-liked by accident just added me and I have no clue how to initiate conversation

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>>39509740
>Tinder is the cure for all problems with women
My problem is that I cannot find a virtuous woman to marry and have children with.

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>>39509778

Hey long time no see

Want fuck?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:06:49 Post No. 39509650 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no girlfriend

btw, i'm from /b/

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:12:50 Post No.39509722
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>>39509650
fembot here
foreveralone.jpg
do you have a discord?

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>>39509650
I got fucking friendzoned massively by this girl I like but am too pussy to tell. I want to just slit my wrists and end this bullshit

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>>39509722
>fembot here
>fem"bot" here
>fem""bot"" here
>fem"""bot""" here
>fem""""bot"""" here
>fem"""""bot""""" here
Stop this

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:05:32 Post No. 39509632 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw you will never wake up tomorrow in a foreign land where everything is like the fiction you grew up with

>Women are loyal and kind
>The world rewards good deeds and punishes bad ones
>Every day is an adventure, journey through the world with your party of friends

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>>39509632
>you will never have magic abilities

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:25:32 Post No.39509875
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First I'll enjoy a peaceful life and be comfy. Then I'll try to figure out a way to cause a world war

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>>39509875
Reee, stop ruining the world

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