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If 9/11 was real then where are all the bodies?
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>>34654310
Residing in the 9/11 memorial awaiting the Conch Horn of the Bogdanoffs' Resounding Vibration that shall Herald their Resurrection.
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The jews used them to make the One Reborn.
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i saw something that said fairly recently a bit of bone was found on a roof top nearby and was dna tested and confirmed to be one of the victims

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>weeb faggot at work unironically tries to claim that he speaks Japanese because he watches anime

Why do these retards do this? Is it dunning Kruger or are they just trying to show off and think no one will call their bluff?
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>>34654308
It's a weeb who shows his power level around, of course it is retarded
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It's autism. (REAL) autistic people are some of the most insufferable people you'll see.

They have such a false sense of reality and they're certain of it.
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japs do the same god damn thing after they hear the white album for the first time

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>tfw you break your no-crying streak
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I wouldn't really call a day a streak
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>not just keeping it all inside and then releasing it all by shooting up a mall
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>>34654279
>replying to my thread 30 seconds after I post it
wtf nerd

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Who here robot by choice?

>From 17 til 22 live normie life pretty much fucking sluts and partying.
>Decide that i want to live calmer life
>meet girl that i like and start dating
>year in turns out she cheated and is a slut
>meet new girl 3 months in she come to me crying about how she has herpies
>freak out and get myself tested(clean)
>drop her and decide to not date anymore because all women seem to lie and are whores.
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>>34654267
Fuck off normie

Not regano
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>>34654267
Why are they all roastie whores!
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This is like a reverse version of roasties getting btfo

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Hello /R9K/ I am from pol and lemme tell you how to be a chad:
First off, your looks dont matter as much, it is your brain putting you down for reasons you cannot control, your height or weight don't matter as much as your confidance and drive to have fun. You need to stop putting pussy on a pedestal, approach chicks, be honest but not outright retarded, if they reject you just move on, nothing wrong will happen. Kill your approach anxiety by doing this over and over, keep eye contact, stay close, about an arms length and a quarter, shake their hand at the beginning, if they refuse your advances but don't leave, keep talking n try again later, you will need to work out to improve your health and get more TEST and best of all STOP FAPPING OR WATCHING PORN!!! It is the ultimate cuck drug, you can stay on this shithole of a board being a faggot robot with other faggot robot friends or you can be the Chad you've hated all your filthy virgin livee, its time to grab all the pussies, my fav website for this pua shit is rsdnation.
Pic unrelated.
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>Hello /R9K/ I am from pol and
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i might not be your target audience for this but anyway

>Why you being a virgin is your fault

>it is your brain putting you down for reasons you cannot control

>reasons you cannot control
>cannot control

seems a bit dissonant desu, though your generic advice is applicable to some individuals here, to others it is as foreign as moon-speak, and to still others the advice is nearly useless (although not to as many as would claim)
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>>34654252
Why even get to and?

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>be me
>lonely virgin autist
>start going to asian massage parlours
>I pay her to give me a blow job
>she strips fully and lays on top of me in a 69 position
>starts sucking me off
>spreads her legs and plants pussy on my face
>I eat her out
>that was a couple months ago
>had have a pimple like outbreak on outside of lips
>have got ulcer and a strange lump inside mouth on gums

Have I got herpes? Am I fucked? what do brobots, tell me it'll be alright.
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>>34654174
I hope you'll be okay, OP.
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The Herp isn't pimple like, they come as weeping cold sores. Plus you would have been able to see it on her puss.

The ulcer is probably from biting yourself.

The lump is probably just mouth cancer.
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>>34654434
Ok I understand the pimple one probably wasn't herpes now so thanks anon. But the ulcer is at the bottom of my mouth behind my lip right on the gum so I couldn't have possibly bit myself there, and also the lump is just above that on the lip side of my gum and it's like a small white ish kind of lump

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why would a girl have an extreme fat and feederism fetish?
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Not sure entirely, but as an obese guy who has talked to girls with that fetish, it seems like they've almost always been raped by an obese family member during their youth. If not raped, then abused heavily.
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>>34654135
ive been abused so i guess that fits
why fat men though?
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>>34654157
Was the person who abused you fat? If not then it could be some mental thing, a combination of seeing extreme fatties as subhumans while seeing yourself as below them

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Honestly lads, is there a better feel than lying in bed with your gf with your arms around her?
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Don't know, never have one...
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>had a bf to do this with
>instant boners at every touch
>literally wanted to fuck every time we touched
>sometimes I just wanted to cuddle into his chub and manmusk
>tfw men never want to cuddle with me
>tfw they only cuddle for 2 minutes and then ask when we can fug

Is this a good or bad thing
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>>34654075
Playing vidya while she gives head.

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>has borderline, still wants a gf
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>have borderline
>have a gf
>she has borderline too
We are above the normies.
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>>34654012
Borderlines always want someone until they get bored and drop them
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How do you have borderline as a man? That's like having ovulating testicles

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>tfw I've been playing Overwatch on console for 8 hours straight

End my suffering.
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>>34654010
overwatch in 2017 LUL

play a decent game like league of legends you fucking cuck
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>>34654010
>play FPS
>on console
Yes, kill yourself
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Xbox One controller is fine for shooters

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Stop paying women less for the same job
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No, because they are lesser beings and do not deserve the same salary men do.
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Do women actually still get payed less for the same job still?
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I guess it depends on the branch, but in IT, women generally doesn't do as good a job as their male counterparts.

>have given up so entirely on the prospect of anyone loving you, that simply seeing a beautiful person makes you feel sick and upset knowing how alone you are, and always will be.

h-haha... im not alone here, right robots?
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>>34653953
I get really pissed off when i have to go out for some work and i see all those young and pretty people being absurdly happy, i want them to suffer desu. This might be because that type of people have often ridiculed me in the past.
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>>34653953
whenever I see morally good people, those with beautiful souls, I just feel jealous. They're above me, there's a cliff I cannot climb
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Elliot would approve OP's post.

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>Spend high school thinking I'm gay
>Only thought so because I had signed women off as all terrible and figured it wasn't worth the effort to even try learning to talk to them
>Start realizing senior year that I just wasn't attracted to the few I knew; I even met a girl I had feelings for but she was a lesbian
>By the time I realized that I wanted a gf I had wasted my time and had never developed social skills talking to women
>Also only really knew one woman so the chances I'd find a gf through connections was null
Fuck I hate knowing that I fell for the stupid gay meme every single time I see a cute girl I'd want to date
I wasted my fucking chance in HS to at least try talking to some women
I can't fucking recover
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it's not over, fellow robot.

you can meet girls in the strangest circumstances........
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>>34653898
Then why didn't I fucking meet any in the 5 years since I gave up on them!?
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You're a fucking idiot. I lost my virginity at 23.

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If you're not a degenerate you're not a robot
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Scat is the most robot fetish.

If you don't get a hard-on from girls shitting, or you're disgusted by it, you're basically a normie.
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>>34653858
Damnit miles, of course you're a robot.
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>>34653865
Scat is the one thing I can't get into.

This is coming for someone who once tried to rub his own shit all over his body.

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I cant take it anymore guys. I want to lose my sex drive without going to a fucking doctor.

Let those chads and stacies suffer as they waste their time doing sex while I do productive shit.

Help me here bros.
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>>34653769
>I want to lose my sex drive
SSRI's

>without going to a fucking doctor
cut your dick off
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Learn some basic self control instead of trying to magically cure any and all problems
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>>34653784
Will SSRIs make my masturbatory drives disappear?

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