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Why don't young men want to get married, create a family, build careers or do anything substantial? All they care about is sex, drugs, video games and other vapid activities. It's embarrassing how I can't even defend men when my female friends complain because everything they say is true. Most of them are aiming for older men and I can't really blame them. Young men are perpetual children. Anyone else confirm this?
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>>39026896
I just want to get married, create a family, and build a career, but I can only do that if there existed traditional women who actually wanted me.
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I know you're memeing but the type of shit that goes in these days is ridiculous. Women can take a man's children and not let the man or his parents (the kid's grandparents) see them meanwhile they have to pay her money and the state doesn't even do check-ups to see if the kids are being taken care of with the money the "mom" gets.
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>>39026896
Every man I know wants a career and a wife and eventually children. The problem is literally ZERO percent of women are wife/mother material these days so there's no point in even trying

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Robots, what does my accent sound like? Do I even have an accent? Can you guess where Im from?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZwRDuNcYM

Here is the list of words if you wanna try too:

Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Sorry, Late, Traffic.
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>>39026778
Oklahoma, USA
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>he's a voicelet

Lmao
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AqHS1DCFow

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Ever had a brother /r9k/?
That one guy that would stick with you till the bitter end.
I hate to be cheesy, I had a friend like that.
He betrayed me long ago.
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>>39026751
so he didn't stick with you til the bitter end then.
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>tfw some of your friends move and then you wind up moving from the few you had left
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>>39026751
How were you betrayed?

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What's your sex-tally, /r9k/?

The past five years:
>24yo girl
>prostitute
>51yo gilf
>26yo girl
>prostitute
>prostitute
>17yo girl
>prostitute
>57yo gilf

And four cocks I've sucked of middle-aged men.
What about you?
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FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
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>>39026673
I don't think so think so
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>>39026660
Hmm let me think
>none

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>family gets hungry
>grandma wants tacos
>go to taco bell
>don't see any cars outside
>think they're closed
>park my car to go inside
>walk up to the register
>cute cashier working there
>asks me what I want to order
>look at the menu and just blurt out the 12 pack taco pack
>looks at me with a bit of hesitation
>I'm only 125lb
>hear something under my realization
>what?
>soft or hard
>hard
>stand there for 2 minutes just watching the wall and autistically staring at another object
>all of a sudden I hear her ask me if I want any sauce
>also remember I'm high as fuck and the phenibut is kicking in
>answer no and she goes to the back
>she comes back out to hand me my tacos
>tells me to have a nice taco day or something
>just randomly shout I'm missing something from my order
>asks me what
>tell her "you're number"
>she blushes and grabs and napkin and a pen from her pocket
>writes it down and gives it to me
>thank her for her service and walk out the door
>drive home
>planning on calling her in 3 or 4 days because I don't want to have her think I'm desperate or a beta
>make thread
What do I do r9k?
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call her immediately and hang up as soon as you say hi
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>>39026492
3-4 days is way too long, the next day is a much better decision m8, leaving it longer than 72hrs is really bad
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>>39026527
This

You'll just look fucking autistic and she'll think you have no interest in her if you wait for too long

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"Anon is such a weirdo. He doesn't sext!"
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>>39026475
It's a nonspoken thing, OP. All the normies are sexting each other but they don't talk about it. Look at all the "Pictures You Shouldn't Share" threads on the normieboard that is /b/.
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>>39026506
I am a weirdo in the first place anyway though
so this doesn't change anything
fuck anyone that think it does
do whatever the fuck you want
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"I'm taking off my boxers"
"i'm pulling my dick out slowly"

OOOOO soo arousing.
Its like kids talking, sounds dumb and isn't sexy.

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Have any of you ever been police or in any other law enforcement?
Have any of you ever thought about it?
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>>39026030
I used to run drugs for la linea
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>>39026047
you used to run drugs for the line? Whats that, tell me more, friend
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I thought about it and then realized the amount of obnoxious crackheads/black people/bad drivers/potential cop shooters/AM I BEING DETAINED?!? people I would have to deal with and decided to stay with my sandwich artist job instead

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The point of life is to have sex.
Prove me wrong.
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OP how can I tell you're a virgin
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>>39025895
If you mean constantly with many other partners then yeah you're wrong
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>>39025919
correlation doesn't equal causation you fucking idiot

Tell me about your miserable lives anons, so I can feel better about mine.
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when was the last day you thought of suicide dick sucking op why not make it your last day you worthless manipulative parasite whore
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>>39025837
fuck you assface suck your dogs dick
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>>39025916
pull the trigger and END IT pig i bet your parents just forgot to take the abortion so there wouldnt be such a worthless offspring like you

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my god im so lonely i think im going insane
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Me as well buddy, me as well...
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>>39025643
>>39025708
I too know this feel of which you speak.
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>when girls message me with zero romantic interest

I just want to be alone, finally.

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*notices you, resume in hand, walking into the store*
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*firmly shakes your hand*
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>>39026066
"Errr sorry we don't hire dubs in our deparment "
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>>39026097
I'm flexible, I can do singles too

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I know people here are unstable and sometimes want to take their anger out in public.

But we have a chance with the currest President to reverse dome of the damage the left has done to this country.

One simple humble request - Please stay in your homes. Shit like this only hurts his Presidency and gives the media more fodder.
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>>39025525
fuck you, post this on /pol/ where this thread will get 200 replies in 5 minutes
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>>39025525
What's the bottom pic from?
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>>39025574

/pol/ isn't retarded enough to go on killing spreed while the president they meme'd to reality is still in power.

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>iJustine still regularly makes videos
>the two guys from Smosh are still making videos
>Phil DeFranco still doing the same thing and is fairly well respected these days

Who'd have thunk it?
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Compared to the new wave of youtubers they actually are respectable.
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>>39025393
the new ones all look like pedophiles.
high energy, cringy content
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>>39025421
Some of them are pedophiles.

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does anyone else fucking hate this shit.

this shit fucking society that is over sexualized, degenerate and run by jews?

i live in burgerland. Is there a more chill place to live where people are nice and not all pieces of shit? preferably one with a high suicide rate because those tend to have more tame people.
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The only not over sexualized countries are Arab ones.
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>>39025306
Don't forget about China.
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>>39025306
but arab countries are full of murderous towlheads.

iceland and japan seem chill, with the exaption that there is hentai sold on every street corner in japan but i just want a safe place where i don't have to worry about niggers, gopniks, spics or intimidatingly social normies.

>>39025330
i want to breath thank you

Do you think there is someone for you out there? Someone ideal
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0% chance of that happening.
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>>39025206
not really, I am not entitled to someone like that nor is that person entitled to me
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>>39025206
There was, but she stopped coming online one day. That was three months ago and it still hurts.


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