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I'm not sure if it's because i'm in medschool (sorry racists,no affirmative action on my province) but after a single month i went on multiple dates by using Tinder. I was an hermit 2 years ago,similaires to you guys.

Anyway this app helped me become more outgoing. I won't really have Time to meet women and go out while spending Most of my Time studying ,it can get depressing but this app Makes hooking Up easier

Gotta stay careful tho, medschool brahs got gold diggers after Them

Any other brah still meet Tinder girls during school?
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Used tinder for nearly a year and no matches. If anything this shit gives me the motivation to want to kill myself
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>>39632847
Dude i'm an average looking black Guy. I just mentionned what i Do for a living,nothing else

They might just be gold diggers
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Should I list my height (5'6") in my tinder profile?
I don't want to deceive women but I don't want to screw myself

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>tfw no self-published bf
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You lookin' to fix that?
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does self published mean you publushed stuff yourself cuz I did that, whats up babe?
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give me something I can write a book about bby

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Who /asymmetricface/ here? Anyone else with this terrible burden?

My right side of the face looks decent, while the left one is absolutely fucking disgusting. The front is even worse, I look like a literal mutated retard with my nose heading to the right, uneven jaw and eyebrows.

I don't even know WHY my face got asymmetric while growing up. I looked perfectly fine until puberty.

Being an acne-ridden ugly faggot with symmetrical face > asymmetric face. At least you don't look like something that should've been aborted/killed on sight.
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>>39632785
yea.. really hit hard recently. and neither is good. kill meee
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>>39632785
Yeah, apparently one eye is bigger than the other. It fucking sucks
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feel you bro, i avoid looking people straight into face, it just hurts too much
hide your genes and do a surgery

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>meet guy online
>we start talking
>we make great conversation
>I tell him that I'm black
>he ghosts me

When am I supposed to tell people online my race? I feel like it would be awkward to start things off with that but I don't want to waste their time.
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>>39632761
Maybe you shouldn't be born black, dumbass.
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>>39632900
this desu famalam

This comment is original mods go fuck yourself
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>>39632761
you don't tell them. you wait until you reach the stage where you send pictures of each other (which should be pretty quick after meeting anyway) and then he'll SEE if you're black and choose if he wants to get the fuck out of there or not. you don't just tell him you're black, he'll just imagine you look like a gorilla and block you.

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>tfw don't even have 1 person to talk to
It is surely getting only worse from here robots
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>>39632759
Better drown yourself in work then or find someone to chat with, because I got mild schizophrenia after 3 months of loner life
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>>39632825
im sorry to tell you this but you always had schizophrenia anon
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>>39632825
>find someone to talk to
HOW

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tfw no tankie gf
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Tankies have ruined the left.

Every advancement we've had since 1991 has been the work of Ancoms and Leftcoms, Tankies ruin all that is good.
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>>39632767
lmao get a load of this liberal, I exclaim as a river of bugs pours forth from my flapping jaw
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>>39632767
>Tankies ruin all that is good.
No, that would be neoliberals and the controlled ancom/lib/antifa opposition. Besides, I'm slav and want the return of stalinism since it benefits slavic power.

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what's your job? I have no skills and education, but need money for rent and food.
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I'm a software "engineer" aka java code monkey.
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>>39632742
I kill people for a living.
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>>39632791
>aka java code monkey.
Does it pay well?

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>be me
>when I was a kid I used to hold my shit in for a couple of days because when it got hard it felt good
>when parents asked why I don't shit I said it gave me motivation to play
> mfw now I know that was the first sign I'm a faggot
>i had my first sexual experiences really fucking early with a boy my age
>can't really remember, I think it was before I was ten
>dry humping, jerking, the first orgasm of my life I had when I was dry humping him in the ass
>fast forward about 10 years later
>20y kissless virgin
>faggot tendencies completely vanished somehow after discovering the beautiful women in porn
>mfw never had a gf/bf
>tfw addicted to porn and tried nofap for more than a year and still fail like a helpless scum
>I'm a sex obsessed virgin
>mfw only held hands with a girl that was already in a relationship and was hanging out with me out of pity
>mfw see this pic yesterday in a thread
>mfw I never saw a more beautiful face
>tfw can't sleep just thinking about this fucking Stacey, imagining her perfect life and bfs
>tfw I would have been happier if I just stayed a faggot and fucked my friend instead of craving girls

I've felt the aching pain of being either invisible or repulsive to the opposite sex when I tried to be a normie. Am I bisexual or I'm just a robofag in denial?
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>jerked a dick and got your dick jerked
>call yourself a kissless virgin
normie OUT
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Fucking hell why does God create these angels and then spits out abominations like bo2 guy? Is this some kind of fucked up balance? A way to test the extremes of the fuckin spectrum?
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>>39632787
So you're saying that if young boys play with each others' dicks then they've lost their virginity? That they are normies?

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Me girlfriend is useless:

>She feels bad from the uterus (swollen)
>Wants to use rubber although she's on the pill
>Her mother controls her money and wants me to pay for every date
>She's never dtf
>She's a literal wageslave 9/21 and her money goes to her mother
>She gets me all horny during the week and when the time comes she's not in the mood

I'm ready to be alone but I can't or don't know how to end a relationship.
My ideal relationship is where I get sum fuck and she pays her fucking share


How do I break up with an pseudo robot?
pseudo, since she's not a virgin or a male
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>>39632703
Tell her "we need to break up because our relationship isn't progressing how I thought it would." Don't expound past that point, you don't really owe anyone an explanation. If she's a psycho who threatens suicide, it's a bluff, and if you fall for it she will never respect you.
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>>39632703
basically, you need to kill yourself for being a degenerate who puts sex above everything else, lol, you deserve to be alone.
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>>39633419
I do, but I wanna end this first without hurting her
>>39633069
That sounds hurtful, considering I took her v card

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A cheeky little bit of masturbating edition
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>>39632680
>MEANWHILE IN BIZZARO BRITFEEL
unoriginally
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if I don't stop fapping I'll never leave this pit!
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was planning on getting a pizza tomorrow but I don't think I'll bother now

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My brother wants to kill himself after his best friend having stole his gf from him, what should I do to help him?
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You could teach him how to make noose.
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>>39632630
lend him your gun
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Motivate him to commit suicide even more.

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>tfw you have the patrician fetish
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Diaper anime is better.
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>tfw when this fetish makes you wear visible diapers in public
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>>39632627
Hot. I'd love to cum on a girl wearing them.

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guys i think i found something dark by mistake

the links already looks shady as fuck

http://ww17.shop.fourplay.com/
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>>39632518
Sure let me click on that link. Doesn't seem shady at all
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>>39632518
get ready with the tape
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You're going to have to tell me what you found cause I'm sure not click that

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How do I """meet""" people? My roommate asked if I wanted to come with her to her friend's normalfag birthday party and I gave a non-answer. I figure going would be a good opportunity to get socially drunk and network with other young people but that's exactly why I don't want to go. I hate parties and these people, besides my roomie, aren't my friends. But I need to meet people and make friends.
Should I go?
Should I just get tinder?
Should I an Hero?
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>>39632514
Definitely Go, Wont know till you try and trying is better than staying home with vidya or w/e. tinders pretty shit imo 90% of girls just use it to ego boost and wont actually talk or meet unless your chad af
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>>39632514
go and then an hero in front of them
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>>39632514
Take any opportunity normies give you to join them. Please do it.

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GUYS HOW DO I STOP PROCRASTINATING? THIS SHIT IS GETTING REALLY BAD MAN
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stop going on 4chan nigga
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>>39632532
Look man I can't stop. I can't stop doing shit. I haver such a hard time to force myself styding it's not even funny
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>those with ADHD have a slightly smaller brain than those without
We were fucked from the start man. Fuck this world.

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