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Are you real [anon] sir? I can't find any social media accounts on your devices. I'm afraid you can't travel today.
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*teleports past him*
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"i swear officer i have them in my backpack. just hold these exotic spices for me while i whip up a fresh batch of shoving you to the floor"
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>>36333913
I don't use "social media", as it is against my religion. Facebook is the prototype for the Mark, you know.
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Time to rise and shine! Another day to feel your will to live die by the minute in a job you hate. Think about the new plasma screen you can spend your saved up shekels on to fill that ever expanding hole in your soul. Listen, wagie. I have a disability payout due (I'm not even sick lol), and it won't pay itself? Better get those taxes in order or they'll lock you up. Anyway, don't slack off today, ok? Meanwhile I'll relax, sell some grams, and make more money before lunchtime than you do in a month. Maybe I'll drop by later to complain to your supervisor and get you fired. Remember to always have a good attitude, wagie. Stiff upper lip! That's right. Don't cry now. Off to work.
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>>36333888
Good luck in gen pop when you join the AB
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Jokes on you, Monday and Tuesday are my days off.
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>>36333888
Better off feeding you than the chad.
Is it natural to be attracted to the female butthole?
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fucking disgusting
educate yourself
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>>36333893
I'm not gay, but why do males have such sexy bodies?
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>>36333870
doesn't matterit ain't mama's sauce w/o oregano
Is anyone else here mute or selective mute?
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*nods at you in virgin*
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You but I'm blind
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mutes r 2 cute
>be 'thick'
>buy into the thick meme
>walk in shorts in college
>realize literally only niggers hit on me, and only shitskins look at me
nice fucking meme -_-
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>>36333753
I would look at you, but only if you have a vagina
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>>36333778
jesus christ a thick trap is disgusting to imagine
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>>36333793
that's kinda why I wanted to be clear, too many trapfags on this board
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I just don't have any willpower to live
I have nothing to live for
I am a failure and depressed all the time
who else don't have the balls to kill themselves?
Can you guys motivate me into committing suicide?, i just hate my existence
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dont do it man :I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Of course this wasn't original.
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same
feels like im stuck in an endless loop of self sabotage
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Why haven't you deleted THAT folder?
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>don't have THAT folder
Feels good being a faithful, moral christian
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What folder? You didn't violate my liberty to privacy right
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>>36333736
me too except i'm a faithless lefty jew
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how would you feel if a girl said this to you, how would you handle it (also she means by your real name obvs)
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White girls love my name and say this to me all the time it's no big deal tbqh after a while you get over it
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>>36333647
Are the Legend games even that good honestly? I played a bit of the first before but I just remember the control being a bit stiff
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>>36333709
Only one I played was Misadventures of Tron Bonne. It was great, when I played it. However, I'm sure that, if I were to revisit it, I wouldn't like it. I do remember the controls being clunky.
>woke up today
>didn't cry
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>woke up naturally instead of by screaming
Who else knows this?
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>woke up
>no new emails
>no notifications in phone
>no one cares about you
>try to go through the day
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>wake up
>account I haven't used in years got a email that it was compromised
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If you think Life sucks just get more money. This is what flying First Class is like. The chair unfolds into a bed. You get your own mini fridge. If you want privacy there's walls surrounding the seating area and a door you can close. You also get to shower in the plane.
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>more stuff = more happy
yeah no
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>>36333553
Not even Japan Town in Toronto, LA, or New York?
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Showers don't matter when you are plummeting into an ocean never to be seen again.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Genesis has died. I repeat, Genesis has died. He has slit his throat this evening after being teased for his thicc booty once too many times. The funeral will be this weekend.
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>>36333479
Who the fuck is that. Story?
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literally who the fuck cares.
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he.... thicc booty....... clearly nothing of value was lost. may all of "his" mourners share a similar fate.
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>thanks for helping me try on shoes anon. It was kinda weird when you smelled my feet though. I was starting to think you had a foot fetish haha
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Oh shits is that Chad's brother there?
*teleports*
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Lady you are forgettable in never sense of the word but those double trips I will remember for a long time.
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>>36333444
I don't have a foot fetish BUT I DO HAVE A FETISH FOR WOMEN WITH YOUR BODY TYPE
LOVE ME MUMMY FUCK FUCK I LOVE YOU
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What girls are better?
The girls from Mexico of America or the Mexico of Europe (Romania)
pic related
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>>36333406
the right looks awfully hungarian
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>>36333406
The Mexico of Europe is spain
Romania is more like the poor Central American countries that you have to pass through if you're a cartel leader running from the law
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>>36333406
I find myself picking left, but the makeup is a big influence on that decision
This is a thread to discuss the concept of goodness.
What is it, to say that something is "good"?
Is goodness a real property of the universe?
Can you choose to feel good, regardless of your circumstances? If so, what are the implications of this?
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It isn't good to overlook my thread! Post!
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>>36333340
goodness is a wholly human invention. behaviors which are conducive to a civil society. we are social beings and social laws are built into us. there is no fundamental right and wrong. you can't choose how you feel though. you can't escape what you are.
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>>36333340
its what separates us from animals, anyone that thinks we are the same as animals is either edgy or a psychopath
>father has cancer
>don't even feel sad
>don't even feel anything
>can't look him in the eyes
what the fuck
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It's his fault for getting cancer. You shouldn't feel anything for him. He's genetically inferior and should face serious repercussions for being imperfect.
>what the fuck did I just say?
>I just had a sudden spastic urge to write that
>I would say it's because I spend too much time on /pol/, but even /pol/ never says anything THAT bad.
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I feel you mate ,my mom had a cancer too, i love her and everything but i wasnt too sad for her. probably cos i dont see dying as a bad thing
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Tell him you love him and give him a hug before he dies
If you don't you are going to regret it I swear to you.