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>>39409615
Team Fortress 2 because only the people who like the game are left. Come play with me.

>>39409641
You still have 12 yearolds

>>39409641
Fist full of frags more like it
>because unlike team fortress no one mentions it

Just do your work in school and don't just get a degree. Get some certs while you're at it. Search around for jobs that are at or a bit above your skill level so that you're not stuck at some shitty helpdesk job because you applied at the first 'computer job' on a job board.

>>39409379
Reporting in.

>Will I be replaced by a pajeet?
Depends. My team has more Indian workers than American. I don't know if this can be generalized to every place.

Focus on learning CS fundamentals, algorithms, and take some courses in Machine learning/data science (both are in huge demand). Learn distributed systems as well. I dont know. I actually do not like this field now that i'm in it.

I'm doing a conversion masters to CS next year. What sort of stuff should I be doing to prepare? The only thing related to it that I've done is editing game files. What sort of certs can I get, and can I do them before learning anything about CS?

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>>39409234
fapped to bestiality porn

>>39409234
Masterbate to my cousin's underwear

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punched my 16 year old brother in the face (im 19)

>>39409179
Free slave, great.

>>39409179
That's a pretty unrealistic hypothetical question, OP.

>>39409251
happened to me twice

Only it was a man

And he robbed me and beat me up

That's why you wash your hands, you fucking mongrel. So long as you have no gushing wounds on your hand the bacteria won't do anything to you.

>>39409050
Nope, just awkward if bowing isn't a norm.

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>>39409050
If you live in a western country and you do this please just kys

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>2 Windows Phones already
Apple BTFO

>>39408994
Can I get the original wallpaper for that?

>>39409087
I like it.
Blue and space are two of my favourite things.

WP is not that bad, other than noapps.
I'm a C# brogrammer, wish I had made apps for it when it was still viable.

durr hurr i don't know maybe both? because they were in their developmental time during both of the time ranges listed?

>>39408946
I believe the high point of childhood is at ten years old. So if one were born in 1997, they would be more associated with 2006-2009 culture, as it coincided with when you were 10.

Why do you keep posting this thread? Is it just a big ruse like pinoy poster? Or are you actually trying to glean something from us?

why are gays so gross

>>39408720
You need to use dynamite, but use four sticks. One will kills you, but with four the mutual explosions will cancel each other out and you'll be fine.

>>39408720
You don't have anything to lose, faggot

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>ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!

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>if I want to talk any louder I have to start yelling

Yea fuck you retards, I'm doing you a favor by listening to you and you can't even speak up

I am sitting here wrapped in towels from after my shower bitching in my head about life when one of my only friends is ignoring me for his other buddies.

>>39408553
Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QicgfPt_k6M

Wondering how I'm going to print out some documents since my printer broke. Might go to a public library and try there.

>>39408553
Video game music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wWHZE14hP8

Only if I'm guaranteed to nut in her. Other than that I can look at women elsewhere.

>>39408460
damn beautiful
those big eyes
I will skull fuck her until she drowns in cum

a shame about the tatoo tho she ruined herself with that shit

>>39408460
>why not
Because I could get stood up.

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I can't respect someone who got defeated by A FUCKING DOOR.
Even at his death, he was a failure.

>>39408484
Drive-by style was cooler though albeit less brutal. Out with style.

Could you get a 6/1?

>>39408408
>one socially inept loser decided to hurt others instead of changing his attitude and working on himself
What's there to respect? I would have respected him more if he had chosen to adopt a positive attitude, get a meaningful job, and take some qt to pound town. But he'll never get that chance because he went out in THE shittiest "mass-shooting" in recent history.
0/10

>>39408096

I've come to terms with it. It is't so bad

I talk to people in my head. It's not like I think they're really there or anything, I just manage to have full conversations that I know aren't real.
Their responses are unscripted though, and that always amazes me.

>>39408105
what do you do apart from 4chan?

>>39407962
What's the appeal of a camwhore? For 2000$ you could get high class escorts.

You could have paid for a pane ticket, hotel and fucked 30 hookers at Hong Kongs for under 2k

Seriously, you guys don't know how bad this feel is. It wasn't worth it all. $2000 down the drain and I have absolutely nothing to show for it.
I think I should start seeing a shrink.
>>39407997
>What's the appeal of a camwhore? For 2000$ you could get high class escorts.
Apart from convenience and instant gratification, cam whores are more genuine I guess. When you send them thousands of dollars they're genuinely ecstatic and that pleases me. You don't get that kind of emotional reaction from prostitutes.

early boy

/britfeel/ will prevail.

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Evening lads.
Here's to a hopefully fruitful thread.

Post waifus.