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Yes, became a dad at 13 because of it.

>>38381535
Sorry for that. Sound kinda hot tho.

>>38381535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G55dvyH_Wlc

you committed adultery in the bible it says when a man does that he destroys himself spiritually.

"i'm sorry for being such a duchbag last night. I'm going through a rough time. I'm not as happy as I might seem to be. I might have to seek help. Please forgive me."

>>38381534
Don't fucking do it. Your being obnoxious by doing that. Its annoying.

>>38381534
Is Haha a new thing or are you the same anon that's been ending his posts with it?

>>38381513
How short are you and how much do you weigh?

not original, apparently

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Me but I'm not a woman

>>38381526
5 8', 110 pounds
>>38381549
>never had a woman hit on me before
>but 4 gay guys have hit on me
fuck this gay earth

Not much at all in the outward sense, though I've only done it once so far. At least I have fond memories of it.

>>38381502
I was casually suicidal since a very young age, never too severe except at crucial moments throughout high school, but always there.
Pot made me reconsider how funny the universe is. Psychedelics are cool but honestly pot probably changed me more overall. DMT is fucking awesome and exactly the kind of pick-me-up most robots probably need. Actual, clinically depressed people should all do ketamine, it's undergoing experimental trials to fucking CURE depression. Completely earth-shattering stuff, and it's fun as fuck

>>38381853
I forgot to add that I was obviously cured of this suicidality, mostly by pot. Duh. please excuse my drug addled brain. Sage

if she has half decent taste you'll be able to talk about its splendor with her!
but anon why did you do it

That is the best way to gauge if she is a worthless normie or not. You might have dodget a bullet with this.

>>38381471
>a-anon,, ive been meaning to tell you,, im a trap
and then you both live happily ever after

>>38381464
is a hand fetish any less horrid

>>38381464
It's normal, just like a breast fetish. If you don't like feet, you haven't fully sexually matured.

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>>38381529
Why haven't you killed yourself already?
>>38381464
I concur, absolutely disgraceful

because you don't do anything about it, you lazy ass

https://youtu.be/0hS0Xotr5hM

>>38382006
>t. Chad thundercock who never had to work for it
>Inb4 nuh uhhh I had to work really hard

what do you think about the state of your fellow black Americans

>>38381427
How tight are black chick pussies?
Do you have a big penis or that shit is just a meme?

What race has the best women?

>>38381363
>>Be mee.

who else?

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>>38381363
you and me are quite similar. I'm still trying to learn russian and I've memorized Cyrillic. Only thing is, I also fucking hate communism yet faggots think Russia is still the Soviet Union

>>38381363
Real question tho, why do western countries consider Russia so much of an enemy still? I mean I could just be naive, but it seems like we don't have that much to hate each other for anymore.

Space Asshole

>>38382268
thanks for this quality post friend

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we could be an hero anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50

>>38381299
youll be alrite dude.

>>38381299
It's a blessing in disguise. Fat chicks are desperate so you actually have a chance of getting one.

>>38381441
This! And how much fat are we talking about?

>>38381276
Being a narcissist i guess.

>>38381293
How can I become a narcissist? Take psychoactives while thinking incredibly highly of myself?

don't do it . u won't be able to sustain it and u will get into a mental death spiral doom. U will need constant validation which u won't get.

>>38381204
iktf anon

When I was 16ish I used to talk to a lot of girls on Kik I would meet on a kik "pairing" (dating) app. One time this guy who looked about 25 was talking shit to me and this other teen girl, I found his facebook with just his first name and knowing the name of a softball team he played for and sent his family members pics of the chat log.

One of the prouder events in my life.

>>38381204
>ratted out the druggies living next to me

kek

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>>38381274
It feels good, it's like I've undone all of the bullying against myself that I never stood up against when I was young

>>38381184
im so completely fucked tha even when a girl is grinding her butt on my dick i dont know what to do and sperg out

>tfw both happeneed to me
>we danced
>she liked me at a school dance
>tfw too shy to approach
>those cute innocent stares at me from distances
>months go by
>finally get the courage
>alright this is the moment
>find out she just got a bf
>ok ill just w8
>8 years later she married that same guy, still together till this day

I literally wouldnt be here with you guys if it weren't for her. She was, in hindsight, the biggest gamble in my life. With her I'd probably be married, fit, not balding, happy, a qt kid, degree at an early age, and more good shit. Without her I'm here. The more i think about this the more i go insane, so ill just leave it here

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>>38381369
That one hits close to home.
At freshman homecoming I went with a female friend who secretly liked me, acted like an autist the whole time because I was 14
Fell deeply in love with her later but she never reciprocated lol

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>>38381164
>>that kid that just found out what jacking off was and started doing it every english class
gym but i am 100% proud of it.

>that kid saged your thread
>that kid was me

>>38381290
>that kid is sad now