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it makes you somebody that is tired of the usual shitty porn

>>35960990
It makes you an honorary mexican.

zootube is shit and i cant find anything better sadly

>>35960982
No parent should have the expectation that they can make their kids into an image. Parents that have that idea are walking into all sorts of problems with their kids.

You do you OP.

Life isn't about doing things you want to do. It is about serving your family and making your oarents proud. He is just trying to steer you in a direction he thinks suitable for you. He wants you ro be successful,he wants you to be good with the ladies. You shouldn't treat your dad like that.

>>35961146
I dont think life is about something. But you might be right in that i acted too carefree. I should repay my debt as a son a bit.

>>35960953
If you cover her face and look at her hands she looks pretty gnarly.

>>35960953
I wouldn't really care to see her on instagram, I would have gone to the zoo if I wanted to see apes

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>>35960977
kek
>if you cover the only attractive thing in the photo this photo is no longer attractive
you win

>>35960950
>the world doesn't owe you anything
>yet for some reason you owe it the entirety of your existence
Suicide seems attractive

Imagine if it was the opposite oh wow oh gee what sanity

i just had a meltdown in my car 10 minutes ago
>26 year old handsome white male
>in shape
>ACTUALLY 6'5'' strong Norweigan face
>not autistic
>a fucking virgin

i just don't understand what is wrong. i'm good looking, i have a well paying job, maybe a little lackluster in the sociability department but not a total fuck up
i get matches on tinder, but even with 1/10 girls it never leads to anything. it's like the finish line is right there in front of my but i never get there. i'm nearly ready to give up but my testicles won't let that happen.

i am truly a failed normie.

>>35960927
>rural
im a rural retard. its pretty boring, but there are colleges nearby with many students

Rural as fuck. No friends because of it. Shitty internet. Can't move out. Recently developed fear of working due to really bad experience that required me to quit. In spite of this I have a degree.

At this point I'm more afraid of working than wanting friends.

>>35960927
>How many of you are 99.9% of the population of the civilized world?
Fixed.

Post your charges and the state you live in and I can help. Is this your first arrest?

>>35960942
Michigan. Its a felony charge apparently. I already saw the judge a few days ago and pleaded not guilty and I'm getting a lawyer. Its the first time I've been in trouble for this. Took a piss test a couple days ago for it and dropped clean.

Didn't get arrested.

>>35960910
Protect and serve!!

So, not much at all?

>>35960926
this

arpegio

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>>35960907
>mfw analyzing the political and social structures of equestria

4chan's been dead since long ago. Will these inappropriate board mergers send this ancient message out to the misinformed? This is just so bizarre.

>>35960971
its an april fools joke ya dingus

>>35960900
fuck off phoneposter cancer

If I were to act myself, I'd probably put in a padded cell for the rest of my life.

>>35960808
I don't want to go to prison.

I definitely know these assholes would hate the real me. I can feel their contempt ooze out when I let just a little bit of me slip out by accident.
It is beyond tiresome.

>like six people I went to school with have killed themselves so far since I graduated in 2010
>one was my best friend

>>35960791
The salutatorian of my high school class (second highest grades in our graduating class) drank bleach like a week after we left high school. She lived though, that's it as far as I know. I don't have social media though so they could technically all be dead and I wouldn't know.

a girl in my school killed herself

i drawed a dick in the memorial book

>>35960735
I never understood why people who thought they had nothing to lose would just kill themselves when there's so many people who deserve punishment in the world that don't get punished. Why not go out in a hail of bullets killing someone who righteously earned a killing?

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>>35960770
This. However, when most people actually commit suicide they're in a state of hopelessness and don't really care about anything but ending their lives. That's how they get that far in the first place. This is why the people who take others with themselves get massive respect from me.

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>>35960770
>>35960846
You're fucking retarded.
You always take innocents with you by such actions.

Anon please youre making me depressed

>>35960734
Id just like to point out the common trait all of you sad robots share, you are too focused on what you don't have, rather than what you do have. You look at the best of what others are doing, spending so much time watching others life goes right by you.

Life is unique for everyone. There is no point beating yourself up over such trivial shit. Read some books, go for a hike, jump out of a plane, then you'll really understand the world

>>35960734
college life isn't something you would have enjoyed

speaking from experience

>>35960733
Wtf is a baby queer?

>>35960760
New queer person.

>>35960733

Fuvk you ;_; I want a qt lez girl to suck on my tiddies.

honey bunches of oats with almonds

i eat it like a normal human being with monkey breast milk

1) Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Kariot
2) I take a large bowl of milk (about half a bag), put it in the microwave for exactly 99 seconds, and then take it out and put the cereal inside. Oh I also use a spoon

>>35961015
>bags of milk

fucking leafs. day of the rake when

Yeah, if she waited 7 hours to read a text from you she isn't interested. Even if she had read it, that text is kinda sycophantic which turns roasties off

better luck next time, i guess

>>35960700
If she hasn't read it, there's a chance. However, you came off as a beta. Prepared to be bullied.

>>35960700
My dude, you need to be more assertive. Don't ask if she wants to go out to you, suggest it.

>do you want to go out with me?

vs

>let's go out

My success rate is still null but at least i don't feel the shame after sending the message.