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Why does society bully NEET KHHVs so much?
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>>35211357
Have you seen the fucked up threads this place posts?

We deserve to be bullied.
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>>35211357
I haven't seen it that much since I don't go outside, but i'm guessing it's because neets are basically powerless and lazy. So easy targets 101
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>>35211357
They are perceived as leeches of tax dollars who won't do anything to get out of their cesspit. Plus the "Just World" fallacy is conditioned into their minds.

All you can really do is not give a shit and be happy, feeding off their frustration. And maybe make another wagie thread.

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Has anyone here killed someone before?
Please describe what its like
>just got a piece
>feel safe enough to ride my bike to work
>secretly wanting to shoot some niggers dumb enough to mug me
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Niggers don't count as people though anon
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Israeli here. Killed a few in Gaza in 2014.

>tfw no Eto gf to cannibalise me while she jacks me off
>I want off this feel train
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>>35211323
>tfw Himami gf to call me Onii-san
Why live
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>>35211323
>>tfw no Eto gf to cannibalise me while she jacks me off
anime?
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>>35211853
Tokyo ghoul
Oreganoooo

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What's everyone's problem with traps being gay or straight? You should never care what someone else is saying about you ENJOYING YOURSELF. Call it gay, call it straight, call it green, or call it Hwamm, why do you keep replying to obvious bait?
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>>35211261
As long as this shit doesn't become mainstream and accepted i don't care.
I don't care as long as none asks me to check my privilege or to spell a pronoum.
I don't care as long as fags don't ask for special rights that they aren't supposed to have, like marriage or special bathrooms for the mutilated.

Nice bait OP, saged
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As long as they keep it out of here and don't try to "Redpill" me it's fine i guess
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>>35211261
>What's everyone's problem with traps being gay or straight?
half the people that say traps (or like them) is gay are butthurt roasties. the other half are jealous flaming homosexuals.

the truth, as science has proven, is that liking traps is not GAY.

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What are the things keeping you from offing yourself? They can either be general or specific, doesn't matter.I'll list mine first.
>Adderall
>Masturbation
>Vidya
There might be a few more but id say those are the main three right now. Also feel free to post any problems you've been having lately in general.(Pic unrelated, just picked a random one i had)
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i don't know why but i get happy having fake conversations with a girl i knew along time ago and i get really happy when i get to talk about my hobbies
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>>35211299
>fake conversations
How does this work?
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>>35211249
>Parents and my little brother
>One friend who may care
>My crush who hates me (don't want them to despise me even more)
>Common sense

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>tfw too intelligent to take criticisms

Why do people keep trying to give me criticism when they are all less intelligent than me and uncapable of complex thought and instead they try to convince me that their shallow emotions are more important?
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>>35211248
Maybe you should try to learn to take criticisms
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>>35211248
>uncapable of complex thought
>everyone's thoughts

Because you seriously overestimate your intelligence. You should take an IQ test and accept the results, it will be a very humbling experience for you. I did in high school and learned that I was not the indisputable genius I thought I was with an IQ of 122.

Aside from that, it does take a higher form of intelligence to truly understand emotions and behaviour, which are unbelievably complex if you ever get into it, to address your other complaint.
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>>35211248
I know that feel.
>>35211294
>>35212037
>he hasn't heard of the "too intelligent to" meme yet

Normies may well all be superintelligent while we are idiots as you claim, but if they react to their emotiosn without thought they might as well be stupider than us.

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Hey fellow robots, i come to you with a question.

What would or should you do, if your younger brother starts seriously dating your ex.

To the point where the young man is bringing her to my home to hang out (and fucks in my living room)

Of course there is a lot more to the story but this is the question at hand.
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>>35211103
how old is he and her
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>>35211103
kill them both
ogreano
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>>35211166
He is 20 she is 23

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never wanted to fuck a puppet so bad
ITT: weird non sexual things you find that turn you on
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>>35211037
What an ugly puppet. Reminds me of ugly chinese pigs called 'women'.
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redhead and white eesh!
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The idea of having braces turns me on. The ache and pressure as my teeth are pulled into place does it for me.

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hey whattup r9k! love yall!!
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>>35210976
Hi qt! You're back again
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Haha! Jokes on you I don't go to school
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>>35210976

ayyy whattup chad hows it cracking maaaaaaan (grrr)

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Girls only drop kik names
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>expecting to find girls on /r9k/
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sent ;)
uikkjj
njj

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>26 year old sister has smaller tits than me
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Don't know if that's worse for her or for you
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stop drinking 2 liters of dew every day you fat shit

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Anybody here ever put pickle salt on the palm of their hands and licked it when they were younger? I'm 20 years old and to this day this is still a huge dopamine satisfier for me. That sour sensation gets to me every time.
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>>35210781
Yeah but I like the Mexican chili.lime salt. I ate so much of it I have severe acid erosion on my teeth.
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>>35210798
If you eat a lot of it before eating anything it can seriously hurt your stomach
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I like to put table salt up between my top lip and my gums. It's really satisfying

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You know how every positive scenario you play in your head, like asking the girl you like on a date, or the family gathering, etc., always goes better than reality.

Is the key to true happiness removing yourself from reality and living inside your head with your imagination.

I've noticed through my life of having this image of my 10/10 girl that I always matches somewhat to the women I end up liking. Yet that woman inside my head is always so perfect. In my dreams this mystery person who loves me as I love her makes me want to kill myself when I wake up, having to feel the sensations from reality of crushing anxiety and unhappiness. Even when I'm happy, I'm sad.

When I dream it's so vivid it's like real life.

I envy the stories of people who have been in coma's or sever head teams that experience an entire different life where they have a loving happy wife and kids.

My only hope is that's what death is like. An infinite dream like inception or eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind. I want to take the blue pill and go back into the matrix.

I know I'm talking like a faggot, but anyone else feel this or think this way? The soul crushing sadness that life just ends in sadness and is happiness just a unintended evolutionary joke of making you go through this torment.
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Prime example. I guess let's make this a cheapest and painless way to kill yourself thread
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>>35210707

Sort of get you. I've always valued escapism because of its use in transcending normal life. With all of life's alienation and absurdity, it can be easy to find solace in something else.

But lately I can't do it. I can't escape. Death is soon for me, because my normal methods of grief management no longer work. There's nothing really left for me if I can't escape
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>>35210707
I like what you're on about the first paragraph. Mind Over Matter. Literally move the matter with your mind. Want a girlfriend? Meditate over it so hard that your subconscious mind accepts it will be happen. Watch as the universe works to fulfill your request , no matter how big or how small. But you have to believe it like it's happening or already happened so your subconscious mind can metaprogram the universe according to your intent.

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Big Bwoda pepe, why are meanie woasties in our hoem?

Ples stob them, i dun like woasties
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ROLEPLAY WITH ME FAGETS
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>>35210938
No :)
Extreme origini
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>>35210601
Is that how Helper became retarded?

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>standing in club
>drunk girl approaches, wants me to come with her
>notsureifiwant.png
>She actually pays money for me to come with her
>amiahookernow.exe
>takes me out to the street
>starts sucking off me right in the street
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>cop comes by
>"you can't do that here!"
>grabs me by the nozzle and starts walking
>the vibration causes me to spill my juices on his gloved hand
>he doesn't seem to really mind
>throws me in a trashcan
>I instantly shatter
>tfw I'm a vodka bottle
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>>35210328
nice one

very originaldgfuhr7
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One for the ages.
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>>35210328
Thanks for the kek, my man.

oregano

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