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>>39338079
As a man it's very unlikely that you can get a free ride and neet it up 24/7
Behind almost every robot is an enabler preventing them from confronting reality

>>39338103
>As a man it's very unlikely that you can get a free ride and neet it up 24/7
It's piss-easy in a few EU countries

>>39338103
Come to the Netherlands. It's very easy even if you have just the mildest form of autism.

>>39337736
They still wouldn't have fucked you, and you would have just been way more sexually frustrated.

These are like 15 year olds btw

Since porn's more mainstream, some young girls try to adopt the aesthetic because older women are doing it. Kids always try to emulate those older than them.

>>39337734
>Devil's Threesome
nope nope nope

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>>39337764
I'm a guy. The two girls are lesbian.

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>>39337734
I know exactly what you should do anon.
You should gtfo of this board and go to /soc/ where the filth like you belong.

>>39337703
When you make it good. Shit isn't just going to fall into your lap you have to go out there and do something.

>>39337703
When you get off r9k

>>39337703
When you die. Oh wait

Because he's not fuck-ugly.

>wanting an insane girlfriend

god i fucking hate autistic people, I'd take a hardcore downy over a high functioning autist

>>39337552
Nah.
But i could've told you that from the get-go

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If it's gotten to the point where you need to look into the mirror and ask if you're worth, you've already doomed yourself. You need self confidence. Women hate those who hate themselves because only women are allowed to hate themselves. We, as men, are duty bound to be strong providers for these women. They seek guidance, comfort, security and care from us. You will never be able to this without first being confident that you can get her. If you can pull this off correctly, she will be too swoon with you to care about your looks. This is why you see what you would consider ugly men pulling qts. This is what separates a Chad from the rest.

>>39337552
Maaaybe if she hadn't better options, im like a 7/10.Its the zone where you can still get a little female atention but you cant pushit any further. It sucks

>>39337551
Do you at least work out to compensate for your height?

>>39337595
Nothing worse than a buff short guy. Looks disproportionate as fuck.

>>39337608
Some guys can pull it off if they're not overly built or look like they're on steroids. There's a cut off point somewhere, and so few stay at that level.

>>39337415
I'm not a pedo, as in, obviously childish characteristics are a turn-off to me, I just treat them like I would treat a younger brother/sister.
I only get my dick hard by those with grown-up features, like a nice ass and tits. So, if AoC was lower, I'd love to rail those 12 year olds dressing like sluts. It's 15 years old in my country, and I don't think any pussy is worth risking getting in trouble over it and going to jail as a "pedo rapist", which would probably get my ass stretched out to oblivion in jail.
Other than that, I would never hurt a child, ESPECIALLY like this, which would leave a lasting imprint on their future lives. I wish everyone's childhood was filled with good times and freedom from adult's vices.

>>39337573
>15 years old in my country
What country is that?

>>39338031
Poland. Germany is even better, it's 14 there.

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>>39337374
23 yo neet here.

I'm not at all close to them. It often feels like they're more like 'annoying people I live with' than my family.

I barely ever talk to my older brother, even though our rooms are right next to eachother. He's almost always out somewhere, whether it be his job or hanging out with his friends. We've got completely separate interests. He's a chad who plays every damn sport in existence, I'm a useless nerd NEET shut-in.

I guess I get along with my dad the best. I can at least have a conversation with him, albeit only on one or two topics. He's probably disappointed in me, but he at least feels somewhat like a dad to me.

I hate my mother, and she hates me back. It's been an abusive relationship stretching back for so many years.
There's a whole knot of bullshit around it all, but the end result is that I cannot stand to be in the same room as her. I never say anything to her beyond what is absolutely necessary. I avoid her at all costs when she attempts to engage conversation with me. I push her out and lean against my door whenever she tries to come in my room.

I never eat meals with my family any more, even though I often cook for them. I'll always just take my portion up to my room, so I don't have to endure my mother's presence.

She's probably a large part of the reason why I turned out this way, why I'm basically stuck in eternal limbo, left to rot inside my room watching anime and playing video games purely to waste time until the day I drop dead.

>>39337374
Close to mother's side because they're nice stable people.
Father's side is a trainwreck.
I miss my paternal grandmother because she was really nice.

My sister and I were never close.

27y/o. Never have. Only grew further apart as time went on.

There are men willing to give you a shot but they're too afraid to make a move

People can't see if you're a good person or not. They can see that you're not the most attractive though.

>>39337345
This a thousand times
You have to give the signal that you're interested, touching/ feeling, make it clear you want to be his and you want him to take you out or something.

Remember you're a woman so if at anytime you want something just ask and the man will comply.

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OP googled "anime girl questionmark" lol

He doesn't even watch anime but he wants to gain sympathy points by having a cute anime girl to take away from the fact that he's fat and ugly; classic insecurity problems.

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>>39337321
im aight looking

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>>39337342
Fucking weirdo freak.

>>39337276
it's alright, just bee yourself

>>39337276
Forgot to mention you look nothing like pic related. Got your back op

>>39337276
>act like that
>realise it's non helpful in a job where communication and selling ideas is necessary
>change and act accordingly
>people who knew me before now think im a two-faced sociopath

welp

>>39337136
>>no mtf mommy
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39337206
No buIIy pls

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>>39337206
Stop retard posting, that's not funny anymore. That died in 2008 retard, you like getting called retard don't you?

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MY president looks like that? Damn..

>>39337029
It's going to fail hard and your cousin is a retard. There's no point in being jealous.

>>39337029
divorce in 2-3 years, no need to be jealous

>>39337025
>dad found the dildo dispenser

What the hecc is a cum canister?

>>39337045
It's where you dump your cummies, isn't that obvious? Where do you keep your cum, in your bfs mouth?