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I'm 4'9" and i get heaps of dick (im a trap btw tee hee)

>>35331495
this thread is about manlets not short women get ooooutta here

midgets can kick you in the nuts tho

>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit chads with 8 inch dicks
>it raises your irl sex expectations to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
Stop watching it
>it lets talentless chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets talentless stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
Who cares? Focus on yourself

>>35331466
The only thing necessary for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing

We don't need to stop porn. People that are negatively affected need to just stop watching.

That's like a drug addict blaming the drug instead of asking themselves how they got there in the first place

Listen to her problems and help her if she needs it. DON'T offer advice unless she asks for it. I foresee this 'relationship' you have with her going terribly, by the way.

>>35331449
just be yourself with her.
hang out and pal around with her.
She may not ever come to trust you since that's a problem within her so just be there, I suppose.

>>35331473
So let her be in control sorta thing?
Cool. Will do.

>I foresee this 'relationship' you have with her going terribly, by the way.
Perhaps but we will see

>>35331484
Should i show her memes?

>>35331429
No. When people sit next to you, unless they make clear eye contact, you shouldn't tank to them.

>>35331429
Me parto la puta polla, jajaja

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I'd have to imagine the awkward uncomfortable angle you'd have to be in, in order to suck your own dick (likely only the tip) would take away a lot of the actual pleasure of having said dick sucked.

>>35331492
The tip is the most sensitive part you retard.

>>35331426
I could reach my dick with my mouth when I was younger, but never really sucked on it.

nowadays I think I've lost flexibility.

>>35331415
gyno is not diet related

>>35331452
>letting children consume estrogen laden food and drinks won't cause gyno
lol sure

Don't take LSD

It might cure your depression and you wont ever want to come here again

>>35331309
If you are a robot you may not have the personal connections, but you can try the Silk Road or other related sites. I have never used them myself but I have heard good things about them.

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>>35331309
id recommend just buying it online its the easiest was without any connections and fairly save if you dont order across the globe and in huge quantitiys

>>35331271
Just fucking do it anyway honestly
There's alot of things in life you're not gonna life you just gotta live with that

>>35331313
like******* kms im tired

>>35331271
HAHAHA SOME DUMB ROBOT GOT BTFOD HAHAHA THATS AMAZING

>>35331270
Shoot up the whole school etc.

>>35331270
OriginalIy aroused

>>35331270
would she be okay playing with daddy? or is she too old for that

>>35331252
B-but marijuana is baaaaad!

>>35331252
Oh hello muhammed

>>35331267
hello roast

did you enjoy your one night stand with your tinder chad?

I hope he forced you to eat his cum, you deserve nothing less than humiliation, disguting pig

sounds like a pretty fun time ;

>>35331214
London
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>>35331214
Gay or trap?

I'd leash you and make you live on solely my cum.

That's a shitty cuck fantasy you have, virgin.

stop roleplaying retard bisch

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>>35331178
>tfw when chad can go on a bus sweaty as fuck eating a burger with his mouth open and scratching his balls and stacy will still ask to sit next to him.

i can go on the bus clean and exercise well mannered behavior and no one sits anywhere near me
fuck this gay planet i want off this fucking ride

One time I posted my face and recited a sonnet and some guy bought me Civilization V

I'm not even a pretty girl

Civilization IV was more fun

>>35331170
That only works for real girls. Girls (males) don't get as much free shit.

That's just a meme. You don't get free stuff. You only get stuff in exchange for nudes or sex.

>>35331141
Just pretend they are all naked. You will be too aroused to shake.

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>>35331141
>piers
I think that Piers Morgan should be okay by himself giving a presentation, anon. He is a professional, after all.

>>35331141
do a send nudes meme

>tfw the turd police finds the poop stash

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>tfw uncle found out about the prolapse penitentiary

>tfw coffee shits where you have to wipe like 5 times and then wipe again.