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>I can't, I already made plans

If he throws a fit then you shouldn't be working there in the first place

>>39292786
usually i dont even reply when they ask me to work extra days but he fucking ambushed me when I wasn't ready and he was like a cm away from my face so i was too beta to say no, fuck this shit i cant do it i might say my car broke down so i cant do it

>>39292786
Come on anon, you know for most people is have a shitty job, or no job at all, so even tho it sucks, he has to do those stupid nightshitfts.

>>39292577

The higher the IQ, crimes are less common but are more insane when they do happen

>>39292577
Thought that was Iwata for a sec

no, i just like japanese killers cause i'm a weeb

>>39292576
C*mmit cr*mes instead. R*b b*nks and become an outlaw. R*b p*ople, too. Get involved in some kind of financial fr*ud

Invest in bitbean and youll retire by age 30 son

>>39292606
Robots are too beta to become effective criminals.

The only crime robots can commit are spree shootings

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Use Craigslist

>>39292560
>i need to put my cock in a hole right now
Butt why?

Literal roastie with a dick.
Fucking boyslut

Don't give up, you're making some great steps, just keep stepping forward

>dropped out in 10th grade
>community college

wat. dont you need a diploma to get in?

>>39292554

Thanks man. Just so nervous.. I know once the initial shock wears off I'll be fine, but its just so unfamiliar.

who cares about your dick. no one wants to see that shit so put it away homo.

just being straight forward here. jelqing is bullshit. unless you're doing some wretched things to your dick i doubt you're gonna be getting noticeable results.

The only thing that can make your dick bigger, short of surgery, is better circulation.

Buy her flowers. like, randomly once in a while. works like magic.

I'm not good at giving gifts, but I'm told I have a strong presence
So I'd like to always be in arms reach unless you know, bathroom or something
Any time we're both home and relaxing I'd make sure I was nearby, neither of us was off alone

>>39292506
Making her favorite food every once in a while.

>>39292477
Did she say this to you or did you find the image online?

>>39292477
She's so hateful. Fucking cunt.

>>39292477
This was your ex speaking? And your profile is an online dating profile?

>>39292450
oh, but you did.

Lol I thought I was on /fa/

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Nuh uh, child. Don't be gettin all mad at my swiggity swag, honey.

stop roleplaying you loser

>>39292427
i'm a female (female) and just making an anti-aging discussion thread. if I were roleplaying, i'd be trying to sneak in some pro-trap rhetoric or something.

Anti-aging tip: Get off this planet. The air you breath and the food and water you consume is littered with toxic chemicals, and the space you occupy is littered with electromagnetic radiation. No exceptions.

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>>39292404
To whoever posted this, fuck you.

>>39292404
Mostly playing vidya games, jacking off, and shitposting. I do a lot of running too. I can probably run faster than you.

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>>39292521
this made me laugh, you're a funny fucking guy anon

>>39292399
>>>/vg/187036693
Back to your containment thread trannie bot.

>>39292399
>tfw turned 10m into 980m at the arena

feelsgood, too bad ill just get cleaned tomorrow.

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WC guild comfy as ever

>>39292399
So what do you want to do? pvm, pvp, or skill? If you're trying to make a good main I'd say your main focus should be completing RFD. Fufiling te recs for all of the subquests and final boss is a good way to build up your account and gives a clear cut goal to work towards.

>>39293516
just fuckin stop jesus christ

That sounds like a lot of work *yawn*

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>>39292365
Little deviant, friend. I would be lying though if I said i'd never thought about popping my highschools chad in his fucking jaw.

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>>39292365
I'm more of a mass shooting guy myself, but different strokes for different folk, amrite?

>>39292317
Anon, I have a bachelor's degree, a certification, and postgraduate credits.

I cannot find a job that pays me more than 9 dollars an hour.

>>39292317
Where do you live? $47k is different depending where you are. In San Fran, you'd be poverty tier. In bum fuck nowhere Nebraska, you'd be rich.

>>39292353
Thats pretty depressing. What degree is it for?

>>39292257
>gf
>on r9k

fuck off normie

>>39292257
Why do you think that this thread belong on /r9k/? It fucking doesn't

>>39292296
>>39292305
my b meant to post on /b/, brehs