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>no bathroom thread
Post your bathrooms

http://imgur.com/a/Z3Vah
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...I..is that a tendie bag from TJ in the trash?
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>>37414202
>crust on toilet
>chicken nugget bag in trash
>old clothes
>shitty underwer
>mountans of garbage outside

Jesus I didn't know autists like this existed in real life.
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>>37414202
>cum stains all over the mirror
>empty soap bottle inexplicably split in two and scattered accross the sink
>meme cups
>shaving cream knocked over
>clusters of electric razors and shit shoved in the corner
>wet-looking shirt
>shit all over the inside of the sinke
>literal shit all over and inside the toilet and on the the floor
>use toilet paper on the floor
>plunger and toilets brushes scattered all around
>garbage overflowing
>empty toilet roll on the floor
>more clothes and trash on the flor
>literal shit and piss splatters extending to the shower area
>carpets that act as sponges

Congratulations on #triggering my ocd/autism/fear of germs.

I'm scared to open that imgur link.

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Who here /radicalcentrist/?
All commies, nazis, ancoms, and ancaps should be euthanized desu.
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>>37414092
Centrists are detrimental cancer.
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Ideals make good people do bad things to good people. Those who propogate such destructive ideals must perish before the eyes of god and his enternal love.
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>>37414360

That's upper left.....

Post pics that may seem like nothing to others, but mean the world to you
Have to be taken by you
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>>37414053
What are you trying to portray in this photo anon?
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>>37414108
Something old I took, no idea how it got onto my computer.
If you want to see more like this I have a lot
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This is fucking trash dawg
STRAIGHT FUCING GARBAGE
How the fuck do you even mess up this bad?
How can a screen capture of a picture photographed with a shitty early 2000s era phone have sentimental value to you?

why do we find spit disgusting when our mouths are filled with saliva?
I have no fucking clue

Just like this guy
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO FUCKING CLUE DUDE

>tfw my little sister started dabbing at home
What the fuck is this shit?
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You tell me. What is dabbing?
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So is this the new normie faggotry that everyone will forget in two months?
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she must be a loser cause the normies have stopped doing that shit like a month ago, atleast that's what I've noticed from youtube videos.

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>be depressed NEET for the last few months
>finally land a (shitty) job
>new lease of life, super happy all of a sudden
>first day going pretty typical, don't do much
>break for lunch, head to cafe
>kind of nervous waiting in line because I don't like eating in public and am generally shy anyway
>get to front of queue, ask for jacket potato and chips (fries for americans)
>she asks me again like I stuttered but I don't think I did
>'jacket potato and chips please'
>she gives a sort of smirk but turns around before I see
>serves it out and hands me it
>people behind me in queue are looking at me
>sit down and start eating, its fine
>finish the potato, move onto the chips, realise my mistake
>some guy from across the room looking at me half laughing but hides his face in a newspaper
>feel like a total fucking idiot
>start to just fucking panic and dont even finish my meal
>go home early and start fucking crying
>just laying on my bedroom floor knowing ive fucked it

Why does live have to be so difficult? Whenever I make a social mistake I feel like it will haunt me forever, I have to carry that baggage with me for the rest of my life, why do normies have to be so judgemental?
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>>37413716
I don't understand what went wrong?

But I understand you on feeling extreme weight on every social mistake. I remember saying or doing something embarrassing all the way back to when I was 12, and it still follows me in life.
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what was the mistake?
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>>37413716
W O W
O
W

those tits

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Would this technically work:

Having 2 fingers inside her vagina massaging the g spot, and slowly and gradually slide your dick inside at the same time? Can the vagina fit 2 fingers and a penis, and would it be enjoyable? or would it hurt.
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>>37413389
is this bait? this has to be bait...

otherwise is the virginest question ever asked
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>>37413408
I asked on the virgin board. It's just a curiosity I have. pls respond.
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>>37413389
definitely possible, but your hand/wrist would be in a weird position. I dp'd a girl with my dick and my thumb once doing exactly what you describe.

> mom is diagnosed with lung cancer
I don't know what to do... If she dies... I just don't know
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>neet worried the free ride is coming to an end
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>>37413386
It's not just about that...
I'm not going to lie that is a big part of my psychological descent, but still...
My momma and I were always very close. So close that it worried some of my psychiatrists... She's my everything. I literally cannot fathom life without her. If she goes, it won't be long until I follow her too. I Know I'm not going to make it without her.
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>>37413419
This is exactly how I feel about my mother. If she goes within the next five years, given I haven't killed myself already, I'll be dead within a month after she goes. She's the only human I truly love and enjoy being around. I wish you and your mother the best, cancer is a bitch

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YOOOOOUUUU CAAAAAAN LAAUUUUGHHH
A SPIIIIIIINNELEEEESSS LAAAAAUUUUGH
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TEARING AT MY NECK MY SHARPENED TEETH PIERCE THE MEAT
MY WARM BLOODIED PREY SUSTAINS MY LIFE FOR ONE MORE DAY
THE OLDEST OF SOULS, LEFT BEHIND AFTER LIFE
BEFORE DEATH I WAS NOTHING BUT HUMAN

INDULGENCE IN THE BLOOD, INTOXICATED FROM ITS DRUG
IT WARMS MY COLD SOUL
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>>37413313
TAPPING, THE GUSHING SAP, TRICKLING DOWN MY THROAT
REJUVENATION OF MY BODY
NO BLOOD LEFT TO SCAB
NOW IT FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS
HEAVEN I HAVE FOUND
FEAR IN MY GRIP
TRANSCEND BEYOND MORTAL
THE SWEET BLOOD
I WILL SWALLOW
DRAINING THE INNER SPIRIT
FEASTING ON THE POWER
KNOWING ONLY PLEASURE
HUMAN BLOOD I DEVOUR


GHASTLY BEAUTY LOOK INTO MY EYES
TO REPRODUCE WITH THE LIVING
EVERY CENTURY

IMPREGNATION OF THE VIRGIN
I DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE UNBORN
RETURNING TO MY GRAVE
DRAGGING MY BLOOD DRAINED PREY
MY BODY BURNS FROM THE LIGHT
SLEEPING UNTIL NIGHT
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tik tok own tha clok

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>May 31, 2017
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>2006 was 11 years ago

Where did the time go?
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>>37413294
>may 30 2017 was 24 hours ago
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>>37413240
It's already Summer here

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>hey anon, I just bought this uv-flashlight. Let's go try it in your room! Turnoff the lights, please.
What do? How fucked are you?
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>>37412993
After she put the flashlight on, I would probably freak out and jump out the window with it still on and run home.
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>>37412993
I jerk off into toilet paper and flush it down. I don't jizz on my fucking floor
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>>37412993
Mom just washed my sheets yesterday. I'm good to go!

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Is it really that bad if a woman has slept with 20-30 different men?

Think about it: As soon as a girl who's reasonably attractive hits puberty, she gets dick thrown at her every single day. By the time she's reached her early twenties, it's no exaggeration to say that thousands of men have made a bid for her vagina. If she's only chosen to avail herself of a couple dozen cocks, doesn't that actually speak well to her sense of self-control?
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>>37412850
I have a gf who i has lost her virginity to me at 19 years old, we're together for 4 years now.
Girls who jump from cock to cock like mario jumps from pipe to pipe are not to be trusted.
She'll leave you for the better cock the minute she's bored. I'm not 100% of this relationship as i've been burned before, but it's more stable than i've ever imagined it could be.

The only acceptable number of cocks take for a girl is 2 and ALL have to be stable long relationships if she's under 24.
And 3 if she's under 30.
If she's over who would want to fuck that granny.
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>>37412850
>I could have murdered dozens of people, but I only killed a couple so i'm not a psychopath
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>>37412850
>doesn't that actually speak well to her sense of self-control?

No. A couple dozen is a lot.

Can i get a thread with pics like these?
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>>37412590
What, pics of the same character that Fate faggot uses?
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>>37412590
>ywn get impregnated by a smelly NEET
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>>37412590
we dont lewd fateanon like that

>tfw was supposed to transfer to a pretty good school from community college
>tfw I end up getting a 68% in one of my classes because distracted by the pu$$y
>tfw that means that my admission is going to get rescinded

I've been going to community college for 3 years now, and I fuck it all up at the end. God damn.
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What's considered a good grade
Oregjnk
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>>37412519
>distracted by the pu$$y

>He didn't fap everyday before college to minimize distractions

How much of a faggot are you? I bet you also brought your phone to college everyday.
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>>37412653
I needed a C
>>37412736
It's my fault for falling for the Succubus anon, I understand ;_;

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Post your YouTube-fu.

For me, its Doddleoddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTKthQnFVEs
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>>37412407
>nobody posted Blaire white yet
/r9k/ is the gayest board
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtDRDxCRRg
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>>37412540
wow nice. where is she now?

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Mom and stepdad are kicking me out, cops are on there way, I have about 6 dollars in bills and change. What should I do?
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>>37412185
>cops are on their way
do americans actually do this
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why don't you give us the full story anon


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