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>want to die
>too scared of death

I'm an athiest so I believe in nothing after death. Does anyone have a similar issue?
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How do you continue to live knowing you will never have a wife?
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>>38230454
What would I want a wife for? Waifus are better.
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>>38230454
>He's using duckduckgo
Calm down virgin. I have a bf and not thinking about marrying.
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>>38230473
You are fake news

>>38230479
What does duck duck go have to do with anything? And what would be the point in not marrying? i dont understand

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Download a speed /pitch music programme or app

Choose random songs/ genre's

And just alter them to your preference
It like becoming your own DJ

Right now im listening to Peruvian pan pipe music with it speed up an with pitch down its like Satan's playing me a sweet lullaby i

You probably won't be able to listen to unaltered music again afterwards
An why would you when your tuning it for ears an mood
it changes songs completely an gives them a whole different feel an meaning so music you hated could end up being you favourite
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Must try this. Do you have any app recomendetions.

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Post pictures that makes you feel.
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>>38230441
organic origin oregano

>tfw a betting man
>tfw on a horrendous losing streak because it's summer
I fucking hate summer and I hate tennis even more
now I'm literary gonna starve
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me
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Lel, betas anthem

Take a wojak leave a Wojak
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>>38230378
Fag there u go.
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test me, give me one i havent already got

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>tft girls rather schlick to a serial killer than date you

How does this feel /r9k/?

https://www.wattpad.com/story/17286415-best-friends-laughing-jack-x-reader
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A NEET MOLYNEUX:

https://youtu.be/1OTeLSckDC4
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Stop shilling your channel here faggot

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>spent 4 hours a day in the sun between 10 AM and 2 PM for the past week
>no visible effects of it
>forever doomed to be a ghost among men
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I just want to be left alone, i don't want a relationship, or friends or family. I just want to be left alone to my autistic hobbies in peace, why is this request so out of bounds?
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at tube million replies to this post i youtube poop where theres smoke they pin

at 1 million replies to this thread I am permanately renaming the thread to steamed hams
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how do i overcome my fear of girls?id like to have a relationship with one but im just too much of an autist for a girl to ever look at me.
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>>38229891
even if you could get a gf she would probably be raped by a godlike being.
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>>38229891
How would you rate your look from 1 to 10?
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every time you see a cute girl remember this:

-that girl takes a dump every day. she pulls down her panties, sits on the toilet, and squeezes out a smelly turd. then wipes her ass, getting shit on the toilet paper and sometimes her fingers. the bathroom smells, and she is scared someone is going to come in after her and smell it.

she also farts many times daily, doing her best to make sure no on hears or smells. she is humiliated by her bodily functions.

girls are nothing but fart and shit generating bags of meat who happen to look cute. they are not scary. they are just like you.

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Try not to beat yourself up too much over >nogf. There simply aren't enough young women to go around in most parts of the world.

Biology lesson:
>Approximately 105 boys are born for every 100 girls
>Women technically outnumber men, but only because they live several years longer on average

Please don't let the easymodes and normies get you down.
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Good thing we're importing men from Africa and the Middle East to even things out...
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brb moving 2 counties over...
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>>38229841
Good point, all the fucking immigrants are young men too. You never see immigrant women or children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8sWAQrMD8c
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