Why do sunglasses make look everyone cooler?
Are any anons on this board hikikomoris? and what was the reason you became one?.
Oh fuck. I looked the term up, and yeah basically me. I've always been an outcast and had a shitty childhood. The outside world is terrifying. So here I stay with my vidya and anime.
Same here i can relate i been one for 11 years and my reasons are the following.
>Be bullied throughout both middle school and high school for having autism and being myself
>Lots of drama going on inside family home (Will not go into detail)
>Hate going outside
>Do not agree with a lot of things in this society.
>Feel betrayed by own age peers because i was not socially accepted by them
>Shit parents (Still love them to an extent though)
>Closeted pedophile (Could never tell my parents i dont wanna be disowned for an attraction i did not choose)
>To red pilled about the world to live a normalfag lifestyle i guess thats what happens when you're on the internet 24/7
>Hate most people
>One part of me loves being alone, this part of me loves to get away from everything and everyone.
>Feel protected when inside my room
>tfw no sissy gf to mark with my seed
Whats the shittiest thing you've ever said that you feel shitty for saying?
>find a seemingly reserved girl
>court her slowly
>just kiss her on the cheek after first date
>don't talk about lewd stuff but let her know I'm interested in her
>avoid sexually escalating, just want a wholesome relationship
>within a month she starts sending nudes and begging for sex
All I want is a loyal, respectable, reserved girl that isn't slutty. I fucking hate modern women. I don't know if women were better in the past but all women nowadays are whores that don't know how to offer anything besides sex.
Anyway, robo-chad feels thread.
>meet girl on tinder
>love her aesthetic
>talk a while, she just moved into my town
>meet up and show her around
>artsy, funny, same obscure taste in lo-fi music and UG rap as me
>even listens to Death Grips and Crystal Castles unironically
>I'm usually a mediocre at best lover
>with her I can go at it for hours
>she tastes great and I want to rip her head off while I'm fucking her, as intimate as things can be.
>feels like I've known her forever and she feels the same
>it's like I'm looking into a mirror
>know this will end in the worst pain of my life and that I'll never be happy again after she goes
>she might have cancer
I haven't felt this way in years and I now remember why.
Walking around mysteriously with his top hat, coat tails, and cane? So full of class, richness, and mystery.
>This is white people """comedy"""
Why are white people so unfunny?
Anyone else gone so far into loneliness you literally can't even imagine yourself living with a girl?
Just kill me, senpai. I really lost hope.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to anime and if I don't watch at least a show a day I'd get irritable and lash out at whoever is around me ;_;
mou ii, ookii dakimakura ga kaou to omou
This reminded me of something that happened a few days ago. I was eating a burger at mcdonalds and a girl walked up to me. She pointed at my car and asked if it was mine. I nodded. She said it looked cool (it's a beat up old mustang with paint peeling off of it and literal holes in the chassis). I ignored her. After an awkward silence she walked away. I completely forgot about it until now. I thought I was daydreaming when it happened but now I am sure that it actually happened. Six years ago I would've cut my foot off for an opening like that, but now I can't imagine even talking to a girl.
any /aus/ robots out here?
Australia is Chad central, get me out.
I dreamed last night of an amazing video game. In the game, your girlfriend is in a coma, and you have to wake her up, but here's what's unique: It comes with a life size female doll. She comes completely naked, and what you do, is you put her on your bed, and she's basically the controller. I don't think you ever have to sexually molest her in order to wake her up, but I guess you can, it's your doll. But anyway, there's stuff like she has a pet mouse, and it comes with a little plastic mouse, so you hold it in your hands and rub it along her body sometimes, and on the screen, it shows the little mouse running along the girl's body. And there's a little naked miniature version of the girl riding him. There's always like a 60's LSD background on the screen.
Anyway, it was a pretty cool game, but in the dream I regretted buying it, because it was $2,000.
>he listens to synthwave/vaporwave
To hell with your fake 80s trash. Try the real stuff, go listen to some Alphaville right now.
so it's 4 AM the neighbor has been blasting music literally all fucking night long should i bother calling the cops for a noise complaint?
If it's a house over, yes, call the cops. You shouldn't have to leave your home at 4:00 AM to tell some retard to fuck off with their noise.
If it's an apartment/condo situation, just bang on the floor/wall/ceiling, depending on where they are in relation to you. That's the universal "shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep" sign. If that fails, contact your property manager or the HOA.
I've been in your situation before, Anon. I know how shitty it is. I did it the "right" way by knocking on his door and politely asking him to keep it quiet, but that only stopped it for 2 weeks or so - he slowly ramped up to doing it again, and once I complained to the property manager, he finally stopped.
Don't worry wageslave, I'm sure you'll start improving yourself tomorrow. After all, you've had a whole day to rest away from work, right? I'm sure you've got the energy to do that thing you keep telling yourself to start doing tomorrow right? You wouldn't want to keep the vicious cycle going, would you? Tomorrow...
gotta work faster wagie, you're always running out of time
Lel I am salaryfag so I get paid even if I dont do my job haha sucks to be a wagekek
>Tfw will never be a notorious drug trafficker.
Anyone else have psychological issues relating to humiliation/degradation? for example, I get off on guys bullying me, so whenever you guys tell me to fuck off and abuse me I get rock hard. I make threads about getting a bf, but secretly hope for an anon to be mean to me in it.