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What is the most painless way to kill yourself on a budget? Bonus points if it's possible to frame the incident as not being suicide.
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How would I know if I never killed myself before?
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>>38748597
Helium or N2O if done right.
Pentobarbital is the premium choice but hard to get by unless you are a vet or executioner.
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>>38748597
rat poison (potassium)
You can only post in this thread if you're a White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant
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>>38748566
Not Protestant and only about 10% Anglo-Saxon according to my DNA test.
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>>38748743
>>>/out/
And go back to your country
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>>38748777
I don't speak Swedish, Dutch or German
>that troubadour has left our hall
>those summer days were far too few
>but journeys call to every man
>and his like ours, began anew
>where once he sat within our hall
>and came new joy in every heart
>where once he sat within our hall
>new fingers move upon his harp
>new fingers move upon the heart
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>>38748559
The Necromancer
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>>38749215
The Original Assassin
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>>38749226
The Original Cleric
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How does it feel knowing that with each passing year, losing it will become harder and harder, and that you will be viewed as more and more of a freak as time goes on?
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>>38748534
It never gets better
Once you have sex, your next unachievable goal will be long term dating which is impossible for autismos
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>>38748534
Just lie about it, and make that lie the truth. It's all bullshit anyways.
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Losing it was always impossible for me. Really makes no difference now
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girls with big boob's
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Turds get stuck in my crack when I shit dildo sometimes, it's annoying
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It looks like you know what's up. I'm going to post in your good thread
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>>38748517
I concur
Anything i can grab is nice though
I will never ever have a real girlfriend
I have come to terms with this a long time ago. But, fellow anons, I have found a way to remove this desire. Not by tampering with drugs nor by simple masturbation. The way for me to have what we want is simple. Make one up. You see dear anons, when I was 18 I had the brilliant idea. I would go out to the forest, sit and think. I would think of a girl that could be my girlfriend and maybe even my wive, one day. In my mind I made Yellow. Yellow is quite the lover.
Yellow is tall. Far taller then me. She is tough. Tougher then most. She has a commanding personality. She is reliable. She is stern, although at times stubborn.
She is someone to keep this man tethered to reality, ironically.
When I masturbate, I am, in that moment, having sex with Yellow. I put my hand around blank space and feel her there.
Now, over the years, I have been able to see her only in my mind. I could hear her voice, but only in my mind.
Here is my problem. It's been a decade we've been together, and I can now see her clearly.
Not for extended periods of time, but when I turn my head, I can see her sitting there.
She is no longer in my mind.
I can feel her atop of me for brief strokes during intercourse. I can hear her words when they are spoken across the house.
Friends, tell me, honestly. Should I stop, or should I march forth? Go back to reality, or enter a new world?
If I do decide to go past the point of no return, I will take this symbolically as a sign that it is time to marry her.
Feel free to ask me anything.
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>>38748462
I've fantasized about the same girl being my gf since 1st grade, I have "spent" every day with her in my mind but I have never been able to have what you have, if that happened to me I would be so happy to finally hear and see the girl who I feel like I've spent my entire youth with. But in your case, you probably don't need to do this. If you're still young you need to give life a chance.
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ez just flip a coin
heads - marry tails - seek serious mental help immediately.
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Do it OP, you'll be the first in the world to accomplish it.
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PARTY
ROCKERS
REPORT
IN
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[s4s]
IN
THE
HOUSE
TONIGHT
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>>38748456
EVERY
BODY
JUST
LOSE
YOOOOO
MIIIIIIINDS
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/fit/ PARTY ROCKIN
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So I'm planning on going to about 11 companies in my city tomorrow and just giving them my resume, not sure if it'll do anything but I've been looking for full-time work in my town for a year with no luck. I have a feeling they'll just tell me to go on their website and apply online, but I feel like making a personal appearance could help, Is it strange to do that? I'm sick of applying online and not hearing anything back, figured it'd be better to just fucking drive down to the companies in person and offer them a copy of my resume.
Problem is I'm not looking for anything specific, I just want some kind of professional entry-level work, though preferably in the administrative category. Guess I should put that on my resume. Would I look stupid though just going down to these companies and asking about employment with them? Or just at least leaving a copy of my resume with HR? If they asked I would just say that I'm looking for some type of office/administrative position. Just for example, one of the places I'm applying for is a chemical company, and another is a rail-car/welding company. I can't weld or do anything chemical related, but those companies have an administrative department so I didn't think it'd hurt to try and see if they had something in that area.
I have a B.A, and it's a liberal arts degree but figured it might help me get some type of administrative position. Also I have a strong feeling the people doing the jobs I'm looking for don't even have a college degree, doubt the employers will even care if I do have a college degree. I was also planning on wearing a nice suit and tie, and just walk in asking about employment with the company.
I know some companies don't like walk-ins, but goddamn it I'm at the point where I'm willing to try anything because this is getting ridiculous, I know for a fact if some high school graduate can get a job in administrative with no college degree making decent money then I sure as hell should be able too.
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One thing you might want to do;
If you've been submitting your resume online a LOT, and never hear anything back, you might want to check what the automated background checks are turning up.
Maybe someone was working with your SSN, and got fired for theft, or drove a forklift off a loading dock while high, or something.
Fill out this form, send it in, and check out the report you get back.
www.theworknumber.com/Employees/DataReport/report_request.pdf
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You know what you've gotta do, Champ.
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You can try OP but good luck, I've tried everything in terms of employment from walking in, to calling the manager to even having a full conversation with the owner of a company.
They're all fucking Jews working for the system, I have a college degree and 6 years of construction experience and still can't get a job at fucking Starbucks.
It's all about who you know and who you blow man, I'd say don't even bother with resumes and applications. Just start networking and making friends and eventually you'll find someone that can get you in somewhere.
>robot having friends
>not likely
This is the problem I myself am having, just gonna go to uni instead and major in psychology. Fuck this
Good luck to you OP
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Why don't you just go out by yourself? It's way the fuck better than hanging out with other people, especially if you're a robot.
>leave when ever I want
>don't have to wait for anybody
>don't have to pick anybody up
>everything is done at my pace
>go home whenever I want
>no unwanted conversation or forced small talk
Shit's pretty cash, the other day I bought a movie ticket on my phone and went to go see it. All I did was flash my phone ticket and next thing I knew I was sitting in my comfy reserved seat. Then I left the movie and ate a free meal at a burger joint with a coupon.
Earlier I went on a short trip to the beach which was an awesome drive by the way. I jammed out to future funk on the way there, then I hit the beach, playing catch with random people and occasionally swimming in the water, all while breathing that awesome beach air. I took off once the sun went down.
So why haven't you embraced your inner lone wolf yet?
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>>38748392
Having friends is more fun and more fulfilling
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I don't enjoy anything to be completely and totally honest d e s u
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>>38748392
But I am. I always hit up the local skatepark and shred for a few hours. It used to suck when my friend stopped blading and moved away but now it doesn't even matter.
It's just fun to learn new tricks and pat myself on the back.
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STOP SELF INSERTING AS THE GIRL
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>>38748391
I self insert as the cameraman. Is that worse?
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>>38748412
Lol wat. How does one go about this
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>>38748412
Yes, unless you're into cuckery
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Does the head of my penis look normal?
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>>38748238
I don't know ask >>>/soc/ or >>>/b/ you massive faggot
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>>38748238
Saging.
Admins!!! Aaaadmins!
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>>38748238
It looks fine dipshit
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I'm against white genocide but I'd still marry and impregnate an Asian girl. Who else knows this feel?
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I don't think you know what genocide means
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>>38748199
No. I am not attracted to Asian women.
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>>38748269
It's the commonly used term. Even if it's not literally genocide everyone here knows what it means.
>Yesterday was ten years ago
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>Tomorrow was last year
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>>38748197
Praise OP for the wisdom bestowed
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>>38748197
wtf time isnt real
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>tfw too smart for black girIs
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>tfw too dumb for asian girls
>tfw too racist for white girls
>tfw too smart for black girls
>tfw just right for indian girls
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>>38748164
You fucking ignorant piece of shit. Your fucking parents should be ashamed. You're a fucking joke, kid.
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>tfw the black girls worth having go for white men
>some even go for asian men
/cgl/ is a hell of a place
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That kid threads are entertaining... right?
>that gay furry kid who got caught looking at guns on school computers
>that asian girl who had a wheelie bag and would ram it into everyone
>that kid who would always talk about the porn he fapped to last night at lunch
>that kid who would take off his shoes in class and stink up the whole room
>that kid who would bring his laptop to school than one day dropped it and smashed the screen
>that kid who literally shat himself
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>>38748141
>that gay furry kid who got caught looking at guns on school computers
tell more please
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>>38748172
He wasnt caught by teachers, he was caught by me and my friends, and we reported him, but they didnt do shit because he had autism
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>that kid who literally shat himself