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Can i make a youtube shill thread?
also whats with all the gay threads i thought i was on /hm/ for a sec.
Also have a pic of my moms forehead.
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>use a cooling pad and external fan
>laptop still overheating to the point of shutting itself down
>not even watching videos or streaming music
>just browsing 4chan and laptop feels extremely hot
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You need new thermal paste, bruh
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Happiness is
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When OP dies.
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You know your life is fucked when lying is a million times easier than telling the truth
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I use melatonin to enhance my dreams, not to fall asleep. Is there a possibility, nay a probability of gaining tolerance to this aspect of the drug?
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>>37719123
stop posting this nasty whore, you shitbird
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>>37719123
No, melatonin does not inhibit itself or cause down regulation of its receptors after prolonged exposure
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>>37719223
Thank you so much!
Lol
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my willy smelly
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>>37719076
Femanon here
You will be alone forever. Clean your stank nerd
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>>37719086
ok fenom
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>>37719086
Fuck ur shit, at least sick stank can be solved with a shower, we all know thats not vinegar and tuna in your pocket
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who else /flabby belly/ here
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I think about it sometimes. I used to do a lot of sports and still had flabby belly. Nowadays I often starve and still have a flabby belly even though I'm really skinny otherwise. I do drink a lot but I fucking skip several meals every week.
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>>37719069
Right here.
>went from 145 to 156 lbs in a month
>all of it fat
>3 more months left of Summer break
I can feel the blubber collecting on my body. If I don't do something soon, I'll be a 190-lb human beachball by Summer's end.
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>>37719069
Femanon here
I have this feel. My boyfriend says he likes my chub, but i dont know. It just feels and sometimes looks so unnatractive
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If I douse myself in gasoline and light myself en fuego, what's the chance that I'll die in the process? I really want to commit gruesome suicide in public, just to traumatize everyone, but i still want it to work.
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> I don't want to lose weight
> I don't wanna become a Chad
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>>37718933
holy shit, is that jonah? the guy was in total fat bastard mode in war dogs. the guys a fucking shapeshifter
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>>37719023
Yes, that's Jonah Hill.
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He doesn't have to be physically attractive to attract women. He has material capital, although that's not a bad body for a heavier guy. Pretty bear mode.
His face is still Fat, though, but it was at his thinnest, too
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Hello, wagecuck. Today I took a break from my usual studies of physics and programming to enjoy my time at a local amusement park. Since all of the wagies were busy slaving away for Mr. Shekelburg, there were no lines whatsoever.
Ah well, looks like it's your bedtime, wagecuck. Better rest up for the long day of stressful work and inadequate pay ahead of you tomorrow!
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>tfw no one to go to amusement park with
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All women who have a strong presence in pop culture are enormous sluts who got there solely because they sucked and or fucked an enormous amount of cock. And yes, weebs, this includes your pure Jap waifu idols.
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Literally every thread on this board is a bait, a few masterminds are tricking the vast majority of r9k's userbase and are having fun watching them getting hysterical about the stupidest shit, mainly sex surprisingly enough.
Everyday is a new bait day, but people here are just so painfully stupid, struggling to catch on any form of pattern because of their low IQ, they just keep answering, giving attention to school boys getting off by outsmarting chimpanzees.
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>>37718845
I usually have 4 bait threads up at any given time. On average they get 50-200 replies total.
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>>37718845
I have regex filters for baiters and ignoring idiots. Life is gooood
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>>37718873
Same, I don't even get enjoyment out of browsing this board for the most part, I just like to have a lot of threads for fun.
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>Oh no, pit stain! Anon, give me a quick sniff test, make sure I'm not all stinky.
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do i look like a fuckin bloodhound to you, bitch?
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>>37718821
>not sure if a female is actually posting pictures of her armpit sweat or an anon is posting pictures of a female's armpit sweat
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>>37718821
I want this armpit stain to be my whole identity. I have nothing else and deserve nothing more
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>tfw no attery bf
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>tfw no ottery gf
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>>37718757
taste my shit you wench. weeping, wailing lost souls with staggering chances
>tfw goat poster
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Anyone got any good memories from middle school?
Pic unrelated.
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Shit, I forgot to put my own.
>be me, 14 yrs old, last year of middle school
>have been browsing 4chan for a little while, not a total faggot but somewhat of an outcast
>grow balls and ask some girl out,
>on the first date we kiss, actually the best thing that's happened in my life
>mfw we dated for two years then she killed herself
>mfw im a neet now
kill me